A/N: Okay, I am gonna try to do this as best I can. Please bare with me if I make mistakes (whatever you (or I) think they might be) and review! REVIEW or I no post more! Actually, I will try to post more. I just love feedback :)


iSaw Him First

Everything's back to normal again. It has been nearly two weeks since the whole… incident. Spencer still watches us like a hawk, though, and I've developed a theory about barbeque sauce and how it caused me to act in that way. I blame the ribs. Well, we're doing iCarly and in the middle of the craziest bit yet when in walks the cutest guy… I can see a ton of man candy right there. But we stumble on and do the show as planned. I found out his name is Shane, and he's in the AV club with Fredweird. That, right there, is a turn-off. Anyone associated with anything Freddie is a dork no matter how hot he is. I do sort of feel possessive over him though. I mean; I saw him first. Carly says she wants to ask him out. I am not going to give away my new… whatever it is I decide to call him! We agree to both dating him, much to the dismay of Freddie, who loves Carly with his dear soul. While Carly is off on her date, we two had to sit and watch Girly Cow on her sofa. Ironically, I just got back from my date with Shane so I actually have more-than-casual clothing on. "So Freddie…" I muse in a mocking voice. He turns to me, catching my sarcastic tone. "What do you think Carly and Shane are doing? All alone. In a dark theatre. Where no one can see them." I have to say, loaning out Shane has gotten me some great harassment technique going. I'm getting inside his head. If I say something about Carly and Shane going to Groovy Smoothie, I get a free Blueberry Blast. (A/N: I forget what it's called.) If I hint they're at Galini's, I get free pie. My favorite, if I tell him they're at the movies, I can see Cavemom 3, eat popcorn, and drink soda for the same price – FREE!

"Nice try, Sam, but I'm not gonna take you to the movies just so you can lap it up, and I'm disappointed because 'Oh it's the wrong theatre' or 'I must've mistaken it for another title.'" He sighs. Okay, so now he figures me out. "Carly is aloud to date whomever she wants." He shrugs and stands up to get something from the kitchen.

"Well, will you at least get me a Peppy Cola?" I ask.

"Get it yourself."

"Ughhhhhhhh…" I groan loudly. I hear Spencer's footsteps on the stairs.

"Fine." He drones. I got my own personal dumb waiter. He tends to my every want. Carly comes back from her date and I smile. "How was it, Carls?" But the irking doesn't get to Freddie.

"Fun…" She's obviously a little embarrassed. Probably hasn't gotten that kiss thing that she wants to win so much. She does want to date him.

I don't even know why I'm still fighting for him. Shane and I act more like friends than girlfriend and boyfriend. It would look cute him and Carly though. Did I say cute? Gross.

I walk up to the fire escape after finding out that Carly is inviting Shane over to study. I'm followed by a person I really don't want to see. "Go away, please." I scowl.

"No." His voice is deeper than usual.

"Please." I sigh.

"No." his arm rests on my shoulder. "Are you jealous of Carly?" He asks.

"Not at all." I almost laugh. "Just out here to think… about something that has nothing to do with Carly." I shrug.

"What's wrong?" He sits right beside me.

I shrug again. "Once there were these two kids who got sucked up in the life of working on television. They come home one day and stuff happens. Why?" I still never figured out why! I had two weeks to figure out why I kissed that… weasel!

Freddie bites his lip. "Stress… along with teenage hormones could've caused it; thus meaning it meant nothing." He shrugged.

"But out of all the nubs, they picked you." I raise an eyebrow. "I mean, you of all people? We hate each other!"

"So I've heard." He mutters, sounding deeply hurt. For the first time in ever, I think, I didn't know why he was upset. Most likely because that wasn't a jab.

"What?" I ask.

"It's nothing." And I don't feel like persisting him farther. He smiles. "You want to go to Groovy Smoothie?"

"No." I say.

"What? Sam Puckett refusing food?" He sounds astonished.

"Just not in the mood." I still can't help but wonder what is bothering him.

There is a long silence. "Man, Carly's probably in their swapping spit with Shane already."

I'm in the middle of my "typical Freddork" mind rant. No duh that was what was getting to him. He detests everything male that Carly even subtly looks at – except Gibby… but I'm not really sure he's male either.

"That means you lost." He adds, just to get to me. I make no acknowledgement to the matter for five seconds. Then I couldn't help it. Something made me want to help him, and I just followed through with that action and walked upstairs.

And now I'm in the hospital feeling really guilty for ruining Carly's moment. It could've been a great relationship they shared. I went and ruined it all – and for Freddie! That's what really got to me. I had to keep my cool though, so as soon as food popped up, I was all over it. Ugh… I really have to figure me out before I try anything else new.


A/N: Well, here it is, chapter two. A brief sum of what happened in that episode. Hmm… I might make up some episodes. Would that be interesting? I mean, I can do all of season two, and by that time iFight Shelby Marx should be out… maybe even iThink They Kissed!!!! Yayz! I have to know what happens then! Review please. :)