A/N: So here is iPie. I saw this and immediately loved it! Well… here goes! REVIEW OR I WILL TAKE ULTRA SUPER DUPER LONG BREAK AND YOU WON'T KNOW MY iKISS SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! iKISS IS ON NOW!!!! :))))
~fandango2girl
PS: Do you guys think I should do my own episode for iChristmas? I mean, I know it isn't anywhere near the time, but Seddie Christmas is always so fun. I can even base it off during the time of Carly's nightmare… obviously that means she's not there…
My mouth waters as we enter the scene of Galini's. I can't believe Freddie hadn't tasted this stuff! It was amazing to the taste buds, like heaven in a pie… well food altogether is heaven… but this is completely different. It's as good as stuffing three dorks in one locker and pissing Miss Briggs off! We watch him anxiously and I smile as his face lights up with the sane pleasure of the phenomenon that is Coconut Cream Pie. His eyes meet mine, and he nods. "You guys were right…" He moaned. I took him to Galini's at least four times during Carls' dates with Shane… the only thing I remember all him doing is complain about me wiping my hands on his shirt, and I would respond by flinging pie at him. I don't remember him ever eating any. Weirdo.
"Told ya!" I smile. Man, I wouldn't have expected that to be with this dork up in the studio looking up the recipe for the endangered dessert. "Hey, did you find anything?"
"No." He sighs. "Just a commercial for that new chick movie coming out."
"The First Kiss?" I ask.
"Yep. That's got to be the dumbest movie ever." He rolled his eyes.
"I know, but Carly is dying to see it." I smirk. "Just another reason why you two aren't meant to be."
"Who are you suggesting I'm meant for?" He challenges.
I look at him solemnly for a second. "Do you really want me to answer that?"
He looks scared for a while then thoughtful. "No." He sighs.
I smile. "Eh, why are we doing this anyway? We aren't going to find it on Zaplook. Galini kept it a secret." I grumble.
"What else could we do?"
"Well, I could take a nap, and you could find yourself a girlfriend." I fire at him.
"What's that movie 'The First Kiss' about?" He asked.
"Girl gets her first kiss at age sixteen or what not, and then it starts a love triangle and in the end they'll probably just end up the other girl loses." I shrug. "Just another overly-predictable teen chick flicks that is our duty to see."
"You don't have to go see it." Freddie suggests.
"Yeah, I do. It's like a tradition for me and Carls to see bad movies together." I pause. "Why are you giving me advice?" That was way out of character for him.
"I dunno. Hey, you want to go to Groovy Smoothie? I'll get you a Strawberry Splat." He tried. I noticed that he would bribe me with food if he didn't want to tell me something.
I stared at him for a while. "Are you sure everything is okay?" I stare him right in the eye. I hate him, but, come on, if he's depressed already, what's the point of even harassing him? Deep, deep, deep down in his Oreo-colored eyes I see a small twinkle. Is he really sad? But… a small genuine smile graced his features. It's real happiness?
"I'm fine except I'm dying to try the Key Lime Pie Smoothie." He says. For once, it's me who rolls my eyes at his bringing up food.
We head to Groovy Smoothie anyway. He hands me the Strawberry Splat in his hand and sits at the table. I take one sip of it while he samples his (ironically enough) pie flavored beverage. "Do you think we're avoiding the kiss?" I blurt.
He does a spit-take and coughs a bit. He stares at me like a deer in headlights. "Man that's a terrible flavor!"
I frown. "Seriously. We have to decide some standards. I mean… its killing me." I couldn't believe it. I've had to deal with my mom dating a clown, walking in on Spencer's shower (he should really lock the door…) and actually touched Lewbert's wart without it getting to me. Now, all of a sudden I get my first kiss and it destroys my mind. It takes me over like an alien takes over a planet – excluding earth – very easily. The fact that I'm admitting this to Freddie kills me even more.
"Yeah…" he mutters, that same look of hurt in his eyes. "Uhm, I guess we should just keep it a secret. I mean, we don't need the pressure to start dating on us any more than the fans supply."
"For once, I agree." I nod. "I don't have to worry about it, plus I can still make fun of you." That conversation led to me getting more pumped up about this memorial. The discovery of the recipes was my doing – no, Fredwina did not have anything to do with it. We all share a piece of pie to celebrate the greatness of it.
"Spoon clank!" Carly cheered.
Okay, obviously shorter than usual. Last chance people, should I make up an iChristmas or just skip on to iKiss? I know it isn't anywhere near X-mas (at least when I write this) but who doesn't love a good Seddie Christmas? Review with the answers. By the way, I have a lot of people to thank for this. Dan Schneider, for creating it. Nickelodeon, for making an iCarly Webiest Wednesday and playing iDate A Bad Boy (perfectly Creddie-free and Seddie-full of part one) though it was overly built up that I didn't enjoy it as much as guessing his secret. :( And the author… I think its xxSimplySeddiexx or something like that – I'm obviously not good with names. So if you're reading this, contact me so I can fix your username pronto. One of her stories inspired me for this chapter. (I pick up inspiration from a lot of stuff) REVIEW pwetty pwease (ew I'm being girly… gotta stop)
~fandango2girl
