If you read the last chapter, then you have been warned of the craziness about to take place,

I don't own pokemon,

we're equals

Meowth set the empty glass down on the table again and began to pour another

Meowth: so, so how-how many is dat now?

James: uh, it uh, it-it was like, 11 a minute ago,

Jessie: you guys are so drunk!

James: sh-shut up!

Misty: I-I love you man!

Ash: no, no misty I hated that movie!

Pikachu: I'm, I'm not gonna make it!

Ash: no, don't, don't leave me man, you can't go man, you can't go!

SMACK

Everyone spun round to see Jessie lying face down on the table

Meowth: well, ya guys know what dis means…

James: oh my Groudon,

WE KILLED HER!!!

Everybody face-faulted and Meowth and pikachu slapped their faces

Meowth: no jimmy, it means dat's one down, five ta go

Ash: I-I wonder who'll be next?

All of a sudden, the narrator (that's me) appeared from nowhere

Me: hey guys, how's everything goi-WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?!

James: oh, she drank

Me: B(

Gee really, I KNOW SHE DRANK, I meant why is her head getting to know the table?!

Meowth: she drank 'erself right ova de edge

Me: hmm, well I thought you guys might be bored so I brought you guys cluedo

Two hours later

James: Meowth, stop trying to eat professor plum!

Meowth: don't act like he ain't askin for it!

Ash: so, Meowth has professor plum, thank you James

James: see Meowth, now you're letting the twerps win!

Pikachu: okay, I think it was,

Colonel mustard

In the library

With the lead pipe

Ash: pikachu, you have the library card,

Misty: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Misty screamed and jumped out a non-existent window

Ash: …

James: …

Meowth: …

Pikachu: …someone check her cards,

Me: so what have you guys been, HOLY MILTANK!!!

WHY IS THERE A HUGE GAPING HOLE IN THE NON-EXISTENT WINDOW???!!!

Ash: misty lost her mind, went insane playing cluedo with us, used to be the cerulean city gym leader and jumped out of the non-existent window

Me: …I've got to stop leaving you guys alone, I'm outta here

(randomly disappears)

Meowth: so whadda youse guys wanna play now?

Ash: but we don't know who's the killer in this game yet

Pikachu was holding the cards from the box

Pikachu: miss scarlett, dining room, lead pipe

James: oh, I know, let's play charades!

Pikachu: James, it's a fanfic, how can we play charades?!

Meowth: what about pictionary?

Pikachu: people, IT'S A FANFIC, story, they can't see what we're doing!

Ash: I've got it!

Pikachu: no you haven't!

Meowth: what about pokemon?

Pikachu: what about pokemon?

Meowth: we could play it, me an James have diamond

Pikachu: no way! Me and ash have pearl!

Meowth: oh, it's on!

James, ash, pikachu and Meowth got their ds's out of nowhere and set up a two on two battle

Meowth: alright jimmy, have ya Starapator use fly, I got an idea

Ash: oh, you guys are goin down, I'm sendin out my best pokemon,

Pikachu: ash, you said that the last three pokemon you sent out

James: yeah, and if you send out one more pikachu, I'm gonna lose my mind!

Ds: Go, Pikachu!

James: that's it, I'm gonna lose my mind!

Meowth: okay Pachirisu, discharge!

Pikachu: NO! my poor Finneon!

I didn't know pikachu had a Finneon, but I thought James would have started with his Infernape

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