So, who'll be next to enter dream land and totally lose this bet?
Let's find out,
Ash: hey guys! Guess what I found, Super Smash Bros Brawl!
James: ooh! I got dibs on Yoshi!
Meowth: I call pikachu!
Pikachu: aww, that's not fair, I guess I'll be sonic then
Ash: and I'll be Ash!
Pikachu: there is no ash, it's just pokemon trainer
Ash: …oh, then I'll be Kirby!
Me: you guys, stop making references to other games, we're gonna get sued!
James: alright, y-y-Yoshi!
Ash: oh, oh, pokeball!
Pikachu: whose in it?
Wobbuffet!
James: oh no, not him!
Ash: he's using counter!
Pikachu: hey look, a smash ball!
Meowth: I'll take dat! Yes!
VOLT TACKLE!!!
Ash: aww man,
James: hey, I was on your team!
Meowth: sorry jimmy, but you were in de way!
Pikachu: ha! I'm too fast for ya!
Meowth: oh, anudder pokeball, go!
Snorlax!
Meowth: yes!
Pikachu: uh-oh
About 1 minute later,
Pikachu: curse you Snorlax, you have crushed me with your ginormous weight!
Ash: pikachu, calm down, it's just a game
Wii: the winner is: Pikachu!
Meowth: yes!
James: oh, you're mine now!!!
Meowth: what're you talkin abo…
Meowth cut off as he looked up and saw James standing over him, holding an axe and laughing manically
James: I'll show you, I'll show you all!
Ash: what's the matter with him?
Pikachu: he must be hallucinating from lack of sleep!
James: now,
James pointed at pikachu
James: are you going to dance with me or not?!
Pikachu: …dance, are you serious? Is he serious?
James threw the axe behind him (which luckily just avoided hitting Jessie) and started doing the tango with pikachu
Pikachu: this, is really disturbing
Meowth: hahahahaha!!!
Pikachu: hey, this isn't funny!
Ash: oh, it's pretty funny from down here!
James tossed pikachu backwards (who also luckily avoided the axe) and grabbed ash and went in for the kiss, which made ash freak out, he stumbled backwards but unfortunately I wasted all my luck on Jessie and pikachu, so ash didn't avoid the axe, instead he tripped over it and went flying through the big gaping hole (which I still haven't got fixed) in the non-existent window
Meowth: …I'm scared
James sent out a randomly acquired Zubat and told it to use supersonic on Meowth
Meowth became confused and started to think he was an Aipom, James's randomly acquired Zubat, named craig, returned and James just kinda passed out
Pikachu: uh, hey where's ash?
Ash came bursting through a non-existent door and was all singed and burned
Pikachu: what happened to you?
Ash: there's a whole field full of Miltank next door and they all know fire punch
Meowth: a-paa, a-paa!
Ash: 8(
What happened to him?
Meowth: a-paa, meh!
Meowth started to hang from the non-existent ceiling like a monkey (man this 'fic is just full of non-existent stuff) when the confusion wore off
Meowth: huh, what de, how'd I get up here? And what happened to you?
Ash: Miltank!
Pikachu: I think a better question is, how are you staying up there?
Meowth: hmm, WAAAAAAAAAA!!!
CRASH
Meowth fell from the ceiling and landed safely,
On pikachu
Pikachu: get off me, you weigh a ton!
Meowth: oh, like you're so light!
Ash: so I guess that's one more down and HOLY MILTANK!!!
Pikachu: what, what's the matter?!
Ash: I just realised, when professor oak called us in the first chapter, I,I…
Pikachu: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DID YOU DO??!!
Ash: I didn't hang up the phone!
Pikachu: B(
Well, looks like James is out, now it's down to just pikachu and Meowth,
And ash, sorry I forgot about him for a minute there
