Ryu- Hey readers, it occurred to me that since I have my other fiction sorted out, I can go back to this, though I won't update too often. Anyway, this idea started with me reading those manual guide shots and saying "Hm, maybe I should do one." I shouldn't have said it when I was in the same room as Hikari. He twisted it into what we have here.

The Perfect Robot

It started when Irie was lonely and watching TV. Suddenly, a commercial came on, stating they have the best human like robots. Stating he had nothing to lose, Irie called right away. When the package arrived, there was a manual that came along with it.

The introduction told how to get the item out without doing much. All of the methods were saying certain phrases. The first had been too long, the second was in another language, the third, Irie saw no problem with it.

"Em teg emoc." Irie said.

At first nothing happened, then suddenly the box fell apart and Irie was tackled, er, hugged. Since Irie didn't know much about the robot called "Byakuran", Irie decided to read the manual, which actually took longer than Irie thought, mainly because Byakuran kept interrupting.

"Put the book down and lets do something." Byakuran said.

"Not now." Irie said. Soon it was evening, and the phone suddenly rang. "Could you get it, I'm still reading." Irie said.

So Byakuran went and picked up the phone, on it was the company who sent Byakuran to Irie.

"Ah good evening Irie-san, it seems the Byakuran-bots have a malfunctions in them, please send it back, and we''l refund your money."

Byakuran said nothing and hung up the phone.

"Who was it?" Irie said as he closed the book, apparently done.

"Just a wrong number." Byakuran said. "Anyway, are you done?" Byakuran asked.

"Yeah, I'm just going to shower, and then sleep." Irie said as he went to do said things, but what he didn't know was that Byakuran had begun smirking when Irie turned his back toward Byakuran.

When Irie had finished his shower, the phone rang again. Irie wrapped a towel around his waist and picked it up this time. The voice sounded panicked.

"Irie-san, hurry and get away from the Byakuran-bot!"

"Eh, why?" Irie asked.

"Because it will ra-" Was all Irie heard before a hand smashed the phone. Irie looked up and saw Byakuran, fully nude.

"I'm tired of waiting." Byakuran said as he gave a smile that Irie didn't like.

Deciding to run, a second too late as Irie was grabbed and then dragged toward his bedroom. The human like robot tossed Irie onto his bed, and before Irie could get away, tentacle like things appeared.

They wrapped around Irie's abdomen, arms, and legs, restraining him. Irie turned his head to see they were coming from beneath Byakuran-bot's skin.

"Y-you can't do this!" Irie said.

"Don't worry, I'll try to be gentle." Byakuran said as he stepped closer.

Before Irie could say anything, a tentacle wrapped around Irie's neck and found it's way into his mouth, cutting him off.

Seeing Irie in this state, Byakuran decided to go forward. More tentacles appeared and darted toward Irie's lower regions. One wrapped around Irie's length, rhythmically squeezing and pumping, while another went to Irie's nipples.

Irie moaned at all the feelings, unfortunately, because he was distracted by all the feelings, he didn't notice the rest of the tentacles, until they hit their target.

Irie gave a scream, which was muffled by the tentacle, when the remaining tentacles all entered him. Irie then began to moan uncontrollably as the tentacles began moving quicker. The tentacle at his length began squeezing and moving quicker.

The tentacle in Irie's mouth began thrusting in and out. The tentacle at his nipples suddenly had a mouth which began to suck.

Then there were the remaining tentacles. Some went deep in, hitting a certain spot that sent Irie even more out of control. Some merely prodded at Irie's entrance, and some just entered halfway in.

This all ended when Irie reached his limit and climaxed. The tentacles retreated and Irie fell into Byakuran's arms. Before Irie fell asleep, Byakuran gave a deep kiss, and spoke some words when they broke apart.

"Good night, and I hope we get to do this tomorrow." Byakuran said.

-End-

Ryu- Okay, mostly was not my idea. Hikari got the "inspiration" when we were re-watching the episode where Chrome was fighting Mammon. He so ruined the manual, though I might do it later.