I had this strange dream last night. I was checking my emails and soon found that "Can't Play on Broken Strings" hit 300 reviews by the 28th chapter. Wanna make that dream come true? :)

Chapter 28

"Bella?" I heard different variations of my name being called out in surprise. My eyes were wide in embarrassment. Emmett had yet to move, I guess too shocked. His eyes resembled saucers, and he was propping his arms on either side of my head, anxious to get up.

"Shit, Bella. I thought you were a bear." He said in a rush. His eyes flickered down from my face, and I'm pretty sure he had a decent view of my chest. Regretting what I was about to say, I knew it was the only way no one else would get a free peep show.

"Yeah, um…stay on top of me. And if you look at my breasts one more time, you're dead." I ordered him. I guess I shifted a little bit because I could feel something trying to spring to life halfway down on Emmett. Oh God, what a perv.

"EMMETT! If you don't get off Bella like yesterday, then you're gonna experience a drive spell for 1 year. I'm not lying!" Rosalie yelled, growled.

"I promise if you get up, you won't even be able to be intimate again."

"I didn't look, I'm not..I…I won't." Emmett was stumbling over his words. I could tell he was still getting excited in his nether region, and trying to decide what he should do.

"Hey Emmett, Coprophagy is the word used for poop eating?" I said hoping to distract him.

"What?! That's so gross!" He boomed and I could feel his, private, softening thankfully. I knew that random fact would come in handy one day.

"Bella, I'm coming up to you with a blanket." Edward ran up to us. He was glaring at Emmett. "When you get up, look straight ahead or your gonna be feeding from a tube."

"Chillax dude, I'm not trying to look at you're gi….damn Bella, you're hot!" Emmett said while he was standing, having taken a quick look against his better judgment.

"Damn, sorry." Realizing his mistake, he takes off running in some random direction.

"Watch out for werewolves! They're on a rampage." I yelled after him.

"Werewolves are better than the wrath of Rose!" Emmett screamed before he was out of hearing range. Edward and I laughed.

"Here you go, you're not hurt are you?" Edward asked while helping me up and wrapping the blanket around me. I shook my head in response.

"What, you don't want to take a sneak peek of the goods?" I whispered.

"Don't worry, I'll have more than my fair share of peeks when I'm through with you." He gave me a quick, yet passionate kiss. The rest of the family went inside already, though Rosalie was still fuming.

((AN: I just wanted to update before I went to sleep…I'll try to update again tomorrow though. It'll be back to the serious stuff by then.))