Welcome to Chapter Three of Pirate Theater!
ES: 'It would just be plain wrong for one of us not to interrupt you right here, you know that?'
Quiet Elizabeth. And that is not true.
JS: 'You know it bloody well is.'
Six Jack!
JS: 'You're still counting?!'
Yes, yes I am. Now, seeing as the Writer ran out of ideas-
WT: 'What writer?'
For once Will puts in a valid question! And for once, I feel no inclination to answer. But, back to what I was saying. With no new ideas suddenly springing into the Writer's head, it was decided we get to vote on what we do next.
JS: 'Really?'
Yes Jack, really.
JS: 'Nominate too, or just vote?'
You're being oddly enthusiastic about this Jack… Hey wait- where did Elizabeth go?
JS: 'Er- out?'
I will narrate something bad into your story, Jack, if you aren't truthful.
JS: 'And your words will affect me, how?'
Seven Jack!
JS: 'I wasn't arguing, I was askin- oh bugger.'
Eight Jack.
JS: 'This is all just bloody unfair…'
Yes, well to make your day better I'm taking away your voting rights.
JS: 'That was supposed to make my day better?'
No, it wasn't. But seeing as I'm in a grouchy mood, I'm taking away everyone's voting rights.
ES: 'Then who's going to vote?'
JS: 'Exactly! Who's going to vote?'
I'm not even going to ask what you two did to Will to make him not say anything… Oh- welcome back Elizabeth.
JS: 'It's quite easy to remove him, luv."
Why thank you Jack for pointing out my faults. In fact- as punishment, I'm taking you out of the main cast and putting Will in instead.
WT: 'Rally? Woohoo!'
Jack?
ES: 'I think you've stunned him beyond words.'
I think so too, but I'm inclined not to care right now. Just as long as he doesn't go mopping to Davy Jones again…
JS: 'I do not mope.'
Nine.
JS: 'Stop counting.'
No.
JS: 'Please don't stop counting?'
HA! You thought you could outsmart me? Consider all of the counting gone! Never to happen again! Nine? You have ZERO!
JS: 'Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment in not saying I complain.'
I- oh… DAMN YOU JACK SPARROW!
WT: 'Er- dramatic quotes aside, what are Elizabeth and I going to be doing for this act?'
Nothing Will, this is actually intermission. I didn't want you guys to get a break, so I decided to trick you into thinking there was a show.
WT: 'When am I going to get a part?'
When I find the necessary part.
WT: 'Necessary?'
Yes, don't make me repeat myself. Now- all of you, start doing something cliché and timeless!
JS: 'Oh er- alright.'
ES: 'What can you do Jack?'
JS: 'Just wait Lizzie, just wait…
Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby-
Oh wait, what comes next?'
ES: 'How about…
Lets all go to the bottom, lets all go to the bottom, and leave the author a review!
I couldn't get it to flow at the end, but it's better than that wretched soda song.'
JS: 'I agree Lizzie, now, let us do something else classical.'
ES: 'Oh? And remember Jack- Miss Swann.'
JS: 'Er- yes Miss Swann. Shall we sail off into the sunset?'
THE END
Damn it you two! Stop leaving me out of the endings!
WT: 'Hey- where did they go?'
Look at the sun Will, you'll see them.
WT: 'ARGH! My eyes!'
Haha… sweet revenge.
A/N I literally couldn't think of anything while I wrote this, so it became random. But, while I wrote it I decided Pirate Theater was going to have a thin plot, aside from the shows they rip off. So- not only will the next installment actually have a story- there will be underlying hints of plotness… Underlying mind you.
JS: 'Oy, hang on a minute.'
A/N How the hell did you get into the notes?!
JS: 'Never mind that now, I would just like to point out this was called a chapter. Should this installment not be properly titled as an intermission?
A/N It is, now stay out of the notes. And stop being grammatically correct…
