Welcome to Chapter Three of Pirate Theater!

ES: 'It would just be plain wrong for one of us not to interrupt you right here, you know that?'

Quiet Elizabeth. And that is not true.

JS: 'You know it bloody well is.'

Six Jack!

JS: 'You're still counting?!'

Yes, yes I am. Now, seeing as the Writer ran out of ideas-

WT: 'What writer?'

For once Will puts in a valid question! And for once, I feel no inclination to answer. But, back to what I was saying. With no new ideas suddenly springing into the Writer's head, it was decided we get to vote on what we do next.

JS: 'Really?'

Yes Jack, really.

JS: 'Nominate too, or just vote?'

You're being oddly enthusiastic about this Jack… Hey wait- where did Elizabeth go?

JS: 'Er- out?'

I will narrate something bad into your story, Jack, if you aren't truthful.

JS: 'And your words will affect me, how?'

Seven Jack!

JS: 'I wasn't arguing, I was askin- oh bugger.'

Eight Jack.

JS: 'This is all just bloody unfair…'

Yes, well to make your day better I'm taking away your voting rights.

JS: 'That was supposed to make my day better?'

No, it wasn't. But seeing as I'm in a grouchy mood, I'm taking away everyone's voting rights.

ES: 'Then who's going to vote?'

JS: 'Exactly! Who's going to vote?'

I'm not even going to ask what you two did to Will to make him not say anything… Oh- welcome back Elizabeth.

JS: 'It's quite easy to remove him, luv."

Why thank you Jack for pointing out my faults. In fact- as punishment, I'm taking you out of the main cast and putting Will in instead.

WT: 'Rally? Woohoo!'

Jack?

ES: 'I think you've stunned him beyond words.'

I think so too, but I'm inclined not to care right now. Just as long as he doesn't go mopping to Davy Jones again…

JS: 'I do not mope.'

Nine.

JS: 'Stop counting.'

No.

JS: 'Please don't stop counting?'

HA! You thought you could outsmart me? Consider all of the counting gone! Never to happen again! Nine? You have ZERO!

JS: 'Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment in not saying I complain.'

I- oh… DAMN YOU JACK SPARROW!

WT: 'Er- dramatic quotes aside, what are Elizabeth and I going to be doing for this act?'

Nothing Will, this is actually intermission. I didn't want you guys to get a break, so I decided to trick you into thinking there was a show.

WT: 'When am I going to get a part?'

When I find the necessary part.

WT: 'Necessary?'

Yes, don't make me repeat myself. Now- all of you, start doing something cliché and timeless!

JS: 'Oh er- alright.'

ES: 'What can you do Jack?'

JS: 'Just wait Lizzie, just wait…

Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby-

Oh wait, what comes next?'

ES: 'How about…

Lets all go to the bottom, lets all go to the bottom, and leave the author a review!

I couldn't get it to flow at the end, but it's better than that wretched soda song.'

JS: 'I agree Lizzie, now, let us do something else classical.'

ES: 'Oh? And remember Jack­- Miss Swann.'

JS: 'Er- yes Miss Swann. Shall we sail off into the sunset?'

THE END

Damn it you two! Stop leaving me out of the endings!

WT: 'Hey- where did they go?'

Look at the sun Will, you'll see them.

WT: 'ARGH! My eyes!'

Haha… sweet revenge.

A/N I literally couldn't think of anything while I wrote this, so it became random. But, while I wrote it I decided Pirate Theater was going to have a thin plot, aside from the shows they rip off. So- not only will the next installment actually have a story- there will be underlying hints of plotness… Underlying mind you.

JS: 'Oy, hang on a minute.'

A/N How the hell did you get into the notes?!

JS: 'Never mind that now, I would just like to point out this was called a chapter. Should this installment not be properly titled as an intermission?

A/N It is, now stay out of the notes. And stop being grammatically correct…