Bella sighed and leaned back in her cafeteria chair. How long did it take for one boy to walk from class to lunch? Maybe Edward was taking so long because he was breaking up with Tanya!

Or maybe they were making out in a closet somewhere….He he.

"Hey, Bells." Rosalie Hale pulled out the chair beside her friend and sat down. "How's the seduce Edward scheme coming along?"

"Well, he's not here yet, idiot!" snapped Bella.

The girls nibbled their celery in silence. Bella knew she shouldn't be snappy with Rose, not after she had very kindly over looked Bella's betrayal of her trust, but seriously, what sort of question was that?

Emmett snuck up behind the girls and put his hands over Rosalie's eyes. "Guess who?"

"Please be Zac Efron, please be Zac Efron…"

Emmett pulled Rose's pony-tail. "You never told me you were a HSM fan." He accused her as he sat down.

"You never told me you liked brunettes." Rose whispered pathetically, turning her head so only Bella could see her wink.

This was her new game. She would bring up when Emmett cheated on her, pretend to still be sad, Emmett would send her roses or something that night, then she'd call him and they'd flirt for a few hours.

The cycle repeated every few days. Rose's room smelled great.

Emmett sighed and changed the subject. "Look, there's Edward!"

Bella's head popped up.

"Edward! Over here!"

Edward grinned and zig-zagged in between tables, to take the spare seat beside Emmett and opposite Bella.

"Just like old times, huh?" Edward grinned and put his tray down.

"Two mushroom ravioli?" Bella asked pointing at the two bowls.

Edward shrugged. "I was very very hungry."

"That's mean! You know it's my favourite!" she whined.

"Oh is it?" Edward said mocking innocence. "I totally forgot. I'll tell you what though…" he popped a piece in his mouth. "It's really good."

Bella groaned.

"Did you want some?" he flicked a bit off his fork and it hit her right in the forehead.

The cafeteria fell silent, all eyes open for Bella's reaction.

Bella's eyes narrowed. "Oh you'll pay for that Cullen." She growled.

"Looking forward to it."

Hmm, so am I….

Tanya swanned into the cafeteria just as Edward flicked another piece of ravioli at Bella.

Emmett winked at Rosalie and mouthed "This is gonna be interesting."

"Eddie!" she squealed throwing herself on his lap. "Gimme some!" she leaned in to kiss him but he misunderstood and popped a bit of ravioli into her mouth.

"Good?"

She spat it into the bowl and everyone made a face. "What the hell? What is that?"

"Mushroom ravioli. Isn't it just delicious? Its my favourite." Bella smiled sweetly.

Tanya glared back at her. "Its disgusting! Its….MUSHROOMS?!"

"Yeah…..That's why it's called 'mushroom ravioli'." Bella snickered.

"Edward! You know I'm allergic to mushrooms!" she screeched. "I break out in a huge rash! I'll look HIDEOUS!"

"I'm positive no-one will notice…" Bella muttered not quietly enough.

"I totally forgot. I'm sorry, Tanya." Edward pressed his lips together to refrain from laughing.

"I'm going home to moisturize!" Tanya fumed and stormed out.

"Aww, I'll miss you." Bella called after her.

"I heard Bella and Tanya are in having a lesbian affair." whispered Lauren to Tyler. "Edward found out and that's why he chucked the ravioli."

"Well I heard the reason Edward left was because Bella cheated on him with Rosalie." Tyler replied.

"No, no. It was with Emmett."

"But she's a lesbian, Mike."

"So what did you get up to in LA, Edward?" Rosalie broke the silence at her friends table.

"It's a long story."

"Hey why don't you tell it tonight. We can all hang out." suggested Bella. "Just like old times."

Sneaky bitch.

Rose smirked. "I'd offer my house, but Jasper has his new girlfriend are going to be there….It might be a bit awkward for you Edward."

"God no. I wouldn't miss it for the world."

"Alice won't be happy." Rosalie warned him.

"And since when do I care about Alice?"

"I can't wait!" said Bella happily.

"Shall we invite Tanya?" Emmett bit his lip as he saw the looks on Bella and Edward's faces.

"NO!" they both yelled in unison.

Oh why not guys? She could really contribute to the educated conversation….