A/N: Guys, please review, they make my my day! And also, without further ado, the next chapter!
Lord Harry was finally back to eating his cupcake. (Hermione: Harry, stop relaxing, and finish your Potions homework! Now!) (Harry: Hermione, get out of my story.) (Hermione: Fine, I'll just go tell Professor Sna-) (Harry: No! Please Her-) (Hermione: -_-) (Harry: Oh, all right, you can stay. Now where was I? Oh!) He was so tired from that long, and super-mega ultra boring speech from Superdark Lord Gollum. All that his leader said was that somebody named Gallialf? Goldalp? Gardenalf? Ganalf? (Hermione: *Sighs* Gandalf, Harry.) Was going to attack his castle at dusk. Harry cared not, for he had been interrupted during cupcake time, and he never cares for anything spoken to him at that time. And even if there was an attack, who cares? I mean, I can take them down easily with magic, he thought. (Hermione: You're not that capable!) (Harry: I am a dark lord, and in this story I am, so get used to it Hermione! Maybe. . .) So, with that, he trotted back to bed, to await the next day. But as soon as he fell back asleep, the little spy that had been watching him, crept carefully out of the room, to tell his master the information.
The boy opened his hologram, and the blue picture of Lord Gollum came to life.
"He hasn't done anything about it, except eat a cupcake, and go back to sleep." said the boy.
"What the- oh, that- why doesn't he do something about it? Potter needs to find the ring! That was the last thing Voldemort made me promise before he died!" exclaimed the Superdark Emperor. "I sure hope it will go all right."
Almost everything was going according to the plan. But the question is, for who?
*Intense music*
Hermione: Harry, that was the worst chapter by far, that you have written.
Ron: She's right, mate.
Harry: Fine! If it makes you happy, I will write more.
Ron: Works for me!
Hermione: Oh, dear. Please don't make it worse.
Harry: Tomorrow!
Hermione: -_-
A/N: Review, or Harry will make sure that you shall never taste a cupcake again!
