Chapter 4
Hi guys, SO sorry for the long wait, but I hope you enjoy this chapter! This is dedicated to my lovely reviewers, followers, favoriters, and anyone who is reading this! Now, I'll stop talking, and give this over to Harry. (Harry: Finally!) (Hermione: Harry! DOn't be rude! You're the one spilled ink all over YOUR writing!) (Harry: Yeah, well if Ron hadn't bumped my shoulder-) (Hermione: Well if Lavender hadn't pushed Ron, to get his attention-) (Harry: Well if-) (Me: Hurry up and show them the chapter!) (Harry & Hermione: *Scowls*Fine!)
Emperor Gollum was screaming his head off inside. MY PRECIOUS HAS BEEN STOLEN bY GANDALF THE WHITE. MY PRECIOUS HAD BEEN STOLEN BY GANDALF THE WHITE. MY PRECIOUS! He screamed. His plan was not going well. NOT AT ALL. What was he going to do? Yes, Voldemort made him promise to let Harry find the Ring. But it was his precious, not Harry's. HE KNEW WHAT HE MUST DO.
Meanwhile, Harry was in love. With not what you would think of. He was deeply in love with Gandalf's beard. HE MUST HAVE IT. It was so white, and gleamed in the dark. It brought hope to others. It was perfect. Perfect for a dark lord. But first, he thought, I must get Hermione and Ron to join me at the dark side. (Hermione: We'll never join you!) So as he creepily creeped to the creepy case and creepily opened the creepy cover, the creepy creature appeared.
"What do you want?..."
"You know exactly what I want."
"More delicious cupcakes?...
"That, and more..."
TO BE CONTINUED
Meanwhile, Gandalf and the secret council were held in a meeting. The ring lay on a stone, and Lord Elrond was discussing that the ring must be destroyed, and that great evil is after it, and you must go to Mordor, and blah blah blah. Something, something, something. Then somehow 9 weird people decided that they would be famous and they will march together and separate in the end, then somehow stay alive, and at the end, Elrond said may the force be with you, or something like that.
Hermione: You call THAT a chapter?
Harry: Well if you think my writing is bad, then why don't you write the next chapter?
Hermione: I will!
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