Hey People!

Gossip Girl here. Is it just me, or are things starting to heat up?

I mean, did T really think E would want to keep her around once he spotted those shiny brown locks again? Did E think he could dump T and all would go back to being normal? Did A think B would stay her BFF through and through?

Come on A. B can't even be loyal to a diary for a long period of time.

Speaking of this... Guess what I scored after I snuck into E's bedroom (What? The guy's a sex god with great hair.) ? His journal!

Thats right Forks-dwellers! And let me tell you, it makes excellent night-time reading. Anyone want it after me?

Dear Gossip G,

I work in a jewelry store, and this guy with bronze-ish hair walked in yesterday and bought a DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING! Do you think E is planning something?

-I-heart-diamonds

Dear IHD,

Who knows with that boy? Maybe B invested in some weird voodoo book and performed one on him? Not that I know from experience or anything....In regard to your job... Do you think you could pick me up a diamond necklace with your staff discount?

Love, Gossip Girl

Spotted: J looking very shifty as he emerged from a store with a large, white sheet and a can of red paint. Could this be the 'business' he was talking about? A and R waiting impatiently outside the mall, waiting for B to show up for the shopping trip. Hmm... Maybe E knows B better than we give him credit for...

You know you love me,

XO XO

Gossip Girl

(AKA Jessica Stanly)