The next chapter awaits...

(Harry: Hermione, you took FOREVER to update) (Hermione: I, unlike you and Ron was focusing on my exams) (me: Seriously, Hermione?)(Harry and me:You made the readers wait though!) (Hermione: ...) (Voldemort, Gollum, and Gandalf: Hurry up with the chapter!) (Harry, Hermione, and me: Fine!)


"Why must I do everything my self, Gollum! Gollum!" Emperor Gollum crept out of his room most frustrated. He would have to find the precious himself, and kill this Frodo Bagginzes.

Why, why, why?

He heard the secret council, in which Elronizz said that his precious must be destroyed.

"No, we mustn't let them. We mustn't let them take the precious! Gollum!"

Away he, went. Out of the castle, out of the shadows, into the night to find his precious. The grass was green, and he found many wormsies for food, and fish is the murky and muddy waters, from which he drank. The sun beating down upon his head, was setting, into a sunset. 'How ugly, precious, he thought. As the days went, only Gollum finally found them in stone Mines of Moria. He watched from behind them.

"It appears that I have lost the way," said Gandalf.

"So, we're lost, then," said Samwise Gamgeez.

"Now, don't be hasty, Master Gamegee."

Gollum cared not, for (Harry: he had a pack of Cheetos, which he started eating while watching Pirates of the Caribbean-) (Hermione: I'm writing the chapter!) -for now it would be very easy to follow thehobbitzezz. Perhaps, ah! He could throw a pot, to attract all the goblins, and he could finally (Harry: Eat ice cream with Voldemort-) SEPARATE the Fellowship.


Meanwhile, Harry was beginning to realize something. The cupcakes were makinghis head go all weezy, he felt like taking over the entire Middle Earth, and rulingit. Maybe another cupcake would make his head straight. By the time he was done, Middle Earth
was a land that needed to be ruled by him. Now.


Hermione stormed over to the man in the hooded cloak. "You put something in those cupcakes, didn't you?"

The hooded figure smiled evilly as Ronand Hermione were held back.

"All in good time, mudblood. Your friend has joined my side. And once he has taken over Middle Earth, I will get to rule all of the planets. Well, we can save that for another time, because you won't be leaving anytime soon."


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Thanks for reading, bye!


Hermione: It's already obvious whose going to win!

Harry: You are so right, it's me!

Hermione: *Rolls eyes*

Ron: Harry, can I have the Cheetos, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movie that Gollum should have gotten?

Harry and Hermione: ...

Ron: Nevermind...