I needed to do this chapter in first person, coz I wanted to give you an idea of what they were feeling. Next chap with be back to normal. Pinky promise!

He made his way up the stairs, careful not to make a sound.

More thumping. Coming from his bedroom.

He reached for his door handle, gripping it tightly.

"Ha!" came a female voice from inside the room, then it started whispering. It sounded like 'Does it hurt?'.

He turned the door handle and burst into the room.

RPOV (earlier that day)

I was on my way to my last class of the day when my phone started to ring.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Rosalieeeee!" squealed the most annoying voice in the world, right in my ear.

"What, Tanya? I have a class to get to." I snapped.

I could practically hear her flipping her hair. "So, Bella and I made up. She apologized for being a bitch and now we're friends."

I smirked. This was so obviously a Bella thing. 'Keep your friends close, your enemies closer' and all that. I decided to play along. "Thats great, Tanya. Ok, I've gotta go. Talk to you la..."

"Anyway," she totally ignored me. "I asked her shopping after school and she said yes, but I can't come. Last minute nail appointment. So can you go with her?"

"Sure." I replied kindly. This was excellent. I could laugh with Bella about her plan to take Tanya down at the mall instead of school. That way no-one would ever overhear us. "Does she need me to pick her up?"

I heard something rustling at the other end of the phone. "Tanya, we're on the phone, I can't hear it when you nod or shake your head." Dumbass.

"Oh! Right!" she giggled. "Um, no. She's going to meet you there."

"Ok. Bye."

"Ta ta, Rose!"

I pressed the end button and immediately started dialing again.

"Alice. Shopping. After school. You know where."

TPOV

I snickered as I snapped my phone shut. What. A. Idiot. I'd known Bella a couple of days and I already knew she hated shopping. And yet, her best friends fell for it.

And now for a crucial part of my plan.

"Hi, Bella! Its Tanya!"

Bella groaned on the other end of the line. "Wha-at?"

"Listen, sweetie. I'm just calling to apologize. I've been such a cow..."

"Cow is a bit of an understatement."

I gritted my teeth. "....over the past few days and, well, I see now that Edward and I are not meant to be."

She gasped. "Seriously?"

I nodded but then remembered what Rosalie said. "Yes. I see the way he looks at you." Like you're the disgusting piece of vomit you are. "Like you're an angel. I think we should all talk it over... maturely."

"Um, ok. So you're just gonna hand him over? Even after everything we did to you?"

I glared at my refection in Edward's mirror. No. "Of course. I've already arranged it with Eddie. We're meeting at his place after school."

"Oh..Sure, I'll be there."

"Toodles."

"Yeah. Bye."

I hung up. Like taking candy from a baby.

And now, I wait. I sifted through his drawers for anything to help pass the time. Then I found...

The photo album. It was sitting there, filled with photos.

Wow! A photo album filled with PHOTOS! We have a genius in the house...

There were hundreds. And almost all of them were of Bella.

"I HATE HER!" I screamed to the empty house when I saw a picture of Bella and Edward holding hands on some beach. I started to rip up the photo. "DIE DIE DIE!"

Then I thought, hmm.... My hands can only do so much damage.... So I ran downstairs and grabbed a knife.

I started stabbing and ripping as I ran back up the stairs. "DIE DIE!" I dropped the album at the top of the stairs, but carried all the photos I could hold back to Eddie's room.

"And now..." I muttered as I pinned a particularly pretty picture of Bella to the wall, "You die!" I threw a knife at it.

Bang! Bang! Over and over again I threw the knife at the wall. "Ha!" I yelled when it hit her in the nose. "Does it hurt?"

And then the door burst open.

"Bel- Oh. Its you." I said grumpily.

"Hello?" Bella's voice came from downstairs. "Edward? Tanya?"

Edward sprinted down, me close at his heels. "Edward!" I hissed, I grabbed his collar just as he was about to turn the corner. "Don't go out there...she...she's here to KILL YOU!"

He rolled his eyes. "Its over, Tanya."

"WHAT!?" I screeched. Where the hell had THAT come from? "I ONLY TOLD YOU THAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE?!"

Bella came over to us. "What the hell is going on here?" she demanded.

Think fast Tanya! I told myself. "SURPRISE!" I yelled.

"Huh?" they both said simultaneously.

Yeah. I had nothing. "Ok. Ok." I started talking really fast. "Bella you suck. I hate you. I never want to be friends with you so that was all a lie, I called Rosalie and told her that you were meeting her at the mall so she and pixie freak wouldn't get in my way..."

"I KNEW IT!" exclaimed Edward. "I told Alice you hated shopping! I know you better than anyone thought!"

"Shut up. Anyways, I lured you here so I could kill you, but then I got sidetracked with all these photos and throwing knives at them. Then Edward found out, you came in and... Yeah."

Everyone was silent for a moment. Then Bella turned to Edward. "Did you understand a wprd of that?"

"Nope."

I smiled sweetly. "It doesn't matter. All that matters is that me and Edward are not breaking up."

Edward looked at me in disgust. "Yes we are."

EPOV

"No we most certainly are not." Tanya simpered. "Because if you break up with me, something very very bad is going to happen to Bella."

Bella rolled her eyes. "Yeah right. I can take care of myself."

"You'll never touch her." I said to Tanya. "Never."

Tanya poked Bella in the stomach. "Oops. Just did."

Bella rubbed her stomach and winced. "What do you file your nails with? A knife?"

Tanya giggled. "Ah... Knives. Knives and bombs. Two weapons so small but with so much effect."

I shook my head. "What does that even mean?"

She started to walk towards the door. "Nothing either of you need to worry your pretty and ugly little heads about as long as Edward doesn't break up with me. By the way, the pretty head was Edward. The ugly head was Bella."

"We kinda figured."

"Toodles!" she sang as she closed the door.

"Toodles." we echoed.