I've decided to put Gossip Girl's comments in italics. Otherwise it gets confusing....xxxx

"WHAT A FREAKING PSYCHOPATH!" screamed Rosalie.

Alice shook her head and grabbed a handful of fries. "She needs to go to a mental hospital."

Edward had called the six friends together for an emergency meeting at McDonald's to fill everyone in on what had happened that day.

"I knew she was evil! The girl says 'toodles' for God's sake." Rosalie fumed.

"I wonder what she's planning to do with Bella if you break up with her..."

"Jasper!" Bella threw her half-eaten burger at him.

Oooo, Nice ammo, Bells.

"I was just wondering!" Jasper defended himself, dodging the burger.

"It doesn't matter." said Edward. "We'll never find out. I'm not breaking up with her. Nothing is worth Bella getting hurt."

Jasper, Emmett, Rose and Alice all exchanged meaningful looks.

"So...what?" demanded Bella. "You're going to marry psycho blonde bitch."

"Rosalie's mine." Emmett joked.

Everyone ignored him. "No." Edward said defensively. "I'll....Think of something."

"And until then?"

Edward shrugged and smirked. "I'll live. She's great in bed."

Bella glared at him. "Thats because the only book she's ever read in her entire life is Sex for Dummies."

"And it was probably on a disc, seeing as she can't read." Alice chimed in.

*

At about midnight that night....

Bella lay in bed that night thinking about....Edward.

Really?! Bella. Thinking. About. Edward? Thats a new one.

He was so hot.

Nice to know she isn't shallow.

And sweet. And lovely. And amazing.

She thought back to the days when they were together. When Edward would climb through her window and hum to her as she fell asleep.

Where he would kiss her so softly....

Sigh. She could practically hear him tapping on her window now.

"Bella." the wind seemed to whisper. "Bella!" Just like Edward used to....

Tap tap tap. "Bella!" she sat up. Was she hallucinating?

"Bella! Open the window!"

She ran over to the window and threw it open. "Edward Cullen! What the hell are you doing?" God he looked hot in the rain....Hair all yummy and wet.

"Would you just help me in before I fall out of the tree?"

She smirked. "Thats never happened before." But she held at her hand and yanked him in the window.

"Thanks." he muttered, dusting himself off. "Wow. De ja vu!"

Bella lay down on her bed. "I know, right. Just like old times."

Edward pushed her over to make more room and lay down beside her. "Exactly like old times."

Bella took a sharp intake of breath. Exactly as in....exactly?

No, Bella. Exactly as in completely different. Idiot.

"I came to apologise." Edward answered a unspoken question. "This whole Tanya mess is completely my fault." he rolled over and buried his head in the pillow. "What did I ever see in her?"

Bella smiled and rested her head on his shoulder. "She's good in bed." she teased.

Edward's shoulders started to shake but he desperately tried to keep them still. "Not funny." he mumbled.

Bella sighed, lifted her hand hesitantly and began to comb her fingers through his hair.

"I mean, she's pretty and everything, but...Ugh."

"It probably seemed like a good idea at the time." allowed Bella.

They were both silent for a few minutes, then Edward said, "I love it when you do that."

"Run my fingers through your hair?"

"Yeah." he sighed. "You always used to do that when I was upset. Even when we were little. You always made me feel better."

Bella grinned. "And you always rubbed soothing circles on my hand when I was stressed."

"Which was pretty much everyday." they said simultaneously.

Edward chuckled and lifted his head from the pillow. "I still love you, Bella. So, so much."

Bella did a double take, startled at the completely out of the blue declaration. "You mean....love, like.... like a friend?"

Edward shook his head furiously. "No. I mean love like, I want to hold you in my arms and never let you go. I mean love like wanting to kiss every inch of your body. Twice. I mean love like...."

"Tanya." Bella reminded him.

"Is a stupid slut. She isn't my girlfriend, Bella. Being in a relationship is a two way thing. If one person isn't willing, its not a relationship."

"She'll hurt me." whispered Bella. "She'll hurt someone I love."

Edward took Bella's face in both hands. "What Tanya doesn't know, can't hurt her. Or you." And with that, he lent in and kissed her with more passion than he had ever kissed anyone (or anything in Tanya's case) with, in his whole life.

Bella kissed back with just as much passion, hooking her leg around his waist.

Both were so caught up in the moment, neither noticed the little red light of a video camera, coming from the crack in Bella's closet, blinking.

Blinking, and filming their every move.

*

Tanya froze as she watched the screen. Her eyes narrowed and she flipped open her cellphone.

"Code Red."

"I told you this would happen." The voice on the other line said.

"Are you prepared?"

"Of course."

"Good." Tanya smiled. "Then you know what to do."