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Me: Hey Nagini!) (Nagini: What?!) (Voldemort and Me: 0_0 You can talk?!) (Voldemort: After all this time...?) (Nagini: Always. *Jumps in Voldy's arms and cries together with sad music in the background*)
Hey you guys! What about- oh, nevermind.
(Hermione: *Rolls eyes* You have to get your homework fin-) (Harry: *Jumps on top of her* NO HOMEWORK IN SUMMER!) (Me: Harry, it's not Summer any more...) (Harry: Saddest moment of my life!) (Me: I know! *We hug and cry together* And I thought you'd be happy to be away from the Dursleys! *Still crying* Don't roll your eyes at us Hermione!)
Well, I'm out of here! Here's your chapter! WRITTEN BY HARRY! (Harry and Hermione: Finally!) (Hermione: I've been doing all the work!) (Harry: *Death glare* *Rolls eyes* I got to roll my eyes before you! Mwahahaha!) (Ron: *Out of breath* Harry, Snape's- wait is that Voldemort hugging and crying with Nagini?!)
Stop! The chapter must go on!
*Silence*
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I'll actually let you read the chapter now...
"So..." Gandalf said stroking his beard. "I have come up with a plan of master. It involves much experience and skill, that I now bringto you at the turn of the tide!"
"You know," said Pippin chewing an apple. "This isn't so bad! We've got Pirates of the Caribbean to watch, Merry!"
Gandalf sighed in exasperation - the hobbits were not interested in what he had to say at all.
"Pippin! I thought you left Pirates Of The Caribbean back with Ron Weasley! (Hermione: Ron...) Wait, did you say something Gandalf?"
"Fool of a took!
"I'm going to put my plan into action...let's hope the Lord Harry son of Potter will turn to the light." Gandalf said in a whisper, as Merry and Pippin continued tolaugh and talk with cheery voices androsy cheeks.
(Harry: Hermione, Give. Me. My. Laptop. Back. NOW.) (Hermione: *Sticks tongue out*) (Harry and Me: Do what the readers want!)
"Ron," Hermione said. "I think I found a way-" she looked frantically around seeing that her friend was wearing headphones.
Ron was at his favorite part in Pirates of the Caribbean, only to feel his 100 dollar headphones ripped off his head.
"Hey!" he said. "I was at the part where Jack is escaping from-"
"Ron! What is wrong with you? Jack Sparrow is going to come any minute!"
"So?" he said shrugging his shoulders. "He's my favorite character!"
Hermione face palmed.
Just as she was about to collapse on the ground, a strange thing caught her eyes. At first, she thought it was a plane, but remembered there weren't planes in Middle Earth. Then she realized it was an owl! She jumped up, only to find that it was a delivery
/package.
"What...?"
There was not one, but two, and it landed right on top of her, throwing her to the ground. And spilling Ron's ice cream in the process.
"Ron!"
She ripped it open, only to find that they were costumes...A KATNISS EVERDEEN AND DARTH VADER COSTUME?
She then noticed the tag...From Harry Potter the Dark Lord. NOOO.
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