Hey yall! It's been a couple years, how are you? Ok so I wrote this when I was 10... Let me assure you, my writing is not that bad anymore. I'm in 7th grade now, that must count for something, LOL. :)

(Hermione: Guess what? You don't have any homework!) (Me: That's all I've ever wanted to hear!) (Voldemort: Do you know where I can get more cheetos?) (Harry: I think Gollum stole them...)(Gollum: MY PRECIOUS!) (Me: Stop! I ended on a cliffhanger and then didn't update! I always hate it when other people do that, and then I did it! So if you would let the chapter go on...)

(Ron: Fine, but can we stay?) (Me: Of course! Now let's do this!)


The hooded figure pulled back their hood. The mastermind behind all of it was... (Harry: DRUMROLL!)

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM!

Everyone gasped in disbelief. How could Neville be the one behind this evil?

"Expelliarmus!" Hermione cried before Neville could cast a spell. No one could stop staring. "Neville...? Why?"

Neville looked at the ground in shame. "I wanted the fame, okay? I was jealous, and Harry always gets all the attention. Then Gollum bribed me with...with... cupcakes. And I couldn't say no!" He burst into tears. (Ron: Harry, you ruin everything!)

Harry ran to Neville and hugged him, and they cried together at the memory of the delicious cupcakes. Again, everyone stared. (Hermione: Bleh! Why would Harry do that?) (Harry: Can we stop with the Harry-bashing?) (Everyone: *stares*) (Harry: Hey! Come on! I know Fanfiction terms. And yes.. I read a lot.)

Suddenly, Gollum appeared with a tray of mouthwatering cupcakes with blue frosting and white sprinkles. "Who wants cupcakes, precious?"

However, before Gollum could do anything, Gandalf took his staff and with blinding light he yelled, "Get thee gone, and take thy due place, you creature!" Gollum cried out in anger before disappearing into thin air. (Hermione: Wait, where did he go?) (Harry: Shush! It's the magic of Gandalf!)

The moment Gollum disappeared, everyone began to celebrate! Ron called, "ATTENTION!" he grinned as everyone looked up at him. "I have a special reward." He took out a concealed new movie of Pirates of the Caribbean."LET'S DO THIS!"

"Wait!" Harry called. "What do we do with those cupcakes...?"

Gandalf replied, "Ah yes, the big question. I have an idea! And please don't touch my beard, Harry."


Oooooo! What's the idea? And don't forget to review! :)