It's Luffy's time! Rise and shine, Captain!
Nothing Unordinary - Luffy
"Uh, Lu? What are you actually doing?" Sabo asked as he noticed his little brother had a credit card machine in his hand, and the other hold a credit card that Sabo was sure was belong to his adopted fathers (and which one of them, Sabo did not really care).
"Hi, Sabo!" Luffy waved his hand to Sabo, looked so cheerful as usual and pouted just a second later. "I forget to bring my wallet, have no money, so I guess I can use Uncle Ro's credit card but I don't even know his PIN. It changes from the usual."
Sabo glanced to the credit card in Luffy's and, immediatelly knew what it was. A Mariejois Express Centurion Card, or simply knows as the Black Card. "So? You forgot to bring your own wallet but managed to take Dad's credit card? Did you also take Father's credit card as well?"
"Yeah?" Luffy tilted his head, did not get what was wrong with his action. Sabo smacked his own face.
"Lu, why do you always take Dad and Father's credit cards? We have our own cards, so no need to steal theirs."
"But Sabo, Nami took mine a week after I had my own! She said I was using it for useless things but I used it to buy meats and meats is important!" Luffy whinned. Sabo was about to aks about Nami when Luffy continued his words.
"Beside, Ace said it was okay for me to steal Uncle Ro's credit cards, as long as I don't take Aunty Ro's credit cards. He even helped me sometimes, and Ace said that I could use it as much as I want! Because it wasn't me who would pay, but Uncle Ro and it means I am safe," Luffy said with a hint of confidence since he used Ace in his explaination as well as reason. Sabo groaned lightly.
"That freckles bastard! I have to teach him a lesson later," Sabo mumbled lowly to himself.
"Uh, okay. That was a reason, but not the good one. Here, take my credit card and 010305 is my PIN. Give Dad's and Father's credit cards to me," Sabo said, and Luffy beamed as he took Sabo's credit card and gave him the other credit cards.
"You mean, Ace's reason is a bad one? Oh, thank you for your credit card, by the way!"
Sabo chuckled as he heard Luffy said thank you. "Well, Ace's reason is a reason that would make you get into Santa's naughty list. He would ban you for the next Chrismast, Lu."
Luffy's face got so pale in seconds, and he looked so horrified over Sabo's words. "What!? No way! You must be kidding me, there is no way I get no gifts from Santa because I get into his naughty list!"
"Yeah, bro. That's why you should never use Dad's and Father's credit cards again, okay?"
"Is that mean that Ace was in Santa's naughty list?" Luffy asked in worry. Sabo chuckled as his brother's childish question.
"Yeah, he is. But Ace never really care, he does not get so well with Santa. Have you ever seen him got his Chrismast present?"
Luffy shook his head. "No."
"Santa was mad at Ace, and still is." Sabo said with a smile.
The truth is, Ace did not like to get a present in front of everyone, he though it was so cheesy. So people would gave his present in his own room, where Ace could enjoy the presents in privacy. Ace said he was too manly for celebrating Chrismast with presents under the chrismast tree. It was children's things, and he was an adult (and Sabo knew his other brother was a big idiot, but whatever, Sabo loved him anyway).
Luffy looked so sad, and suddenly Sabo felt a bit bad for lying to his little brother. "So, Ace never get his present from Santa?"
"Don't worry, Lu. I heard Ace behaved better than his usual, so I believe that Santa will come and give him his present for this Chrismast." Sabo said as he smiled and ruffled his brother's hair softly.
"That's good to hear!" Luffy cheered again. "OH! I HAVE AN IDEA!" Luffy suddenly yelled, earning a flinch from Sabo.
"No yell, bro!" Sabo protested, and Luffy merely laughed him off.
"I am going to drag Ace to a local meat restaurant and give him some free meals, so I can cheer him up because Santa never gave him a present! And I will tell him that if he behaves nicely, Santa will remove him from his naughty list so Ace can gets a present this year! Bye Sabo!" Luffy quickly dashed off, leaving Sabo who was still in shock after listened to Luffy's words.
Once Sabo realized what his little brother's idea, he was running to chase him off like he was running for his life. Damn, my credit cards would excess its limit in a few seconds if they buy meats with mine!
Ace was smirked, as he was muching his meat. Beside, Luffy was munching happily and was about to take his another rounds of meats. Right across their chair, Sabo groaned as hi put his face on the table.
"So, Luffy. You want to cheer me up because Sabo said that Santa put me on his naughty list, huh?" Ace asked as he wacthed Sabo in amusement. The blond was not appreciating Ace's gesture, he was about to flip him off when he realized that Luffy was there. So, Sabo was only gave him a sharp glare.
"Yeah! Sabo said you were misbehaving and Santa put you there. And I just get Sabo's credit card today and he said I can use it for myself!"
Sabo watched in horror when Ace was practically glowing, like he won a Music award. "WHAT!? YOU WOULD PAY WITH SABO'S CREDIT CARD? MAN! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME BEFORE!"
"Really? Sorry, I forgot. Why, though?"
"Oh, nothing," Ace's smile was predatory as he looked as Sabo. He rubs his palms and offered the blond a wicked smile. "I guess I need a very, very big comfort because Santa never gave me a present for my Chrismast, Lu. Are you okay with it?"
"Huh? Of course I am! That's why I invite you here to have some meals with me, right, Sabo?"
Sabo nodded with a smile when Luffy looked at him innocently. "Yeah, Lu."
Ace was laughing loudly and could not help but slapped the table, earned a few sharp glances from the other customers. "Damn it! Man, I will alway misbehave so you will always treat me to a free meal, Lu!"
"What!? You can't do that, Ace!" Luffy was practically horrified, as well as Sabo. They had matching pale face.
"Yeah! You can't do that!" Sabo glowered with agony, could not think about his credit card's claim.
Ace merelu laughed at Sabo's face, clearly enjoying the blond's panicked state. Sabo really wanted to flipped him off, but Luffy was there so he could not. Sabo excused himself from both of his brothers as he walked out off the restaurant, hand was looking for his phone to make a simple call.
"Hello, Dad?"
-Hi, Sabo! Have you eaten your lunch yet?-
Sabo smiled as he heard Roger's voice. He always asked him about his meals, a simple act to show his kindness. "Yes, Dad. I have, with Ace and Lu. Dad, can you do a favor for me?"
-Uh, yeah? What can I do for you?-
"Please freeze my credit card starting from tomorrow. And don't unfreeze before I ask you to."
-Wow, seriously? But, okay. I will do.-
"Thanks, Dad. See you later," Sabo said. Roger said his bye and Sabo ended their call, calmly walked over his brothers's table and now, sat on his chain in peace. Knowing that his credit card would not excess its limit.
"What are you doing outside?" Ace asked as he ate his meat (again). Seriously, would they even stop? Sabo asked himself.
"Oh, nothing. Just make a call," Sabo said smoothly with a smile, earning a suspicious look from Ace. Meanwhile, Luffy was muching his meat happily, completely unaware of the tension between his brothers.
And there it is! Short, but I wish it was enough. We will meet Katakuri for later, and a whole misunderstanding XD
