61. Tell them the secret of life is, 'It's not butter.'

Natsu and Gray wandered around the forest for hours trying to figure out what the heck Happy meant.

62. Open a time portal to the past.

There are just somethings that Natsu's children shouldn't do.

63. Convince Juvia to go on a job with Lyon.

Cana smirked as she waved goodbye to the duo.

64. Tell Gray that Juvia is going on a date with Lyon.

Mira internally squealed as the entire area around Gray froze with sharp spikes

65. Give Lucy the idea to go on a solo mission.

Juvia wanted to spend some time with Gray so she gave Lucy the idea to wait until the rest of the team was on separate missions and go on one by herself. Lucy loved the idea.

66. Don't tell the rest of Team Natsu that Lucy's going on a solo mission.

After Lucy left Mira and Juvia conveniently forgot to mention it to the rest of her Team when they got back. There was much destruction.

67. Forget Valentine's Day.

Laxus hadn't thought it was a big deal because he'd been on a mission that had nothing to do with the fourteenth. The vision of Demon Mira made sure that he remembered for the rest of his life.

68. Tell Juvia to: "Cry me a river."

The traveler had been walking all day and when Juvia, distracted, bumped into him. She'd immediately started to tearfully apologize he'd scoffed and told her to cry him a river. Which she'd proceeded to do.

69. Inform Gray that someone made Juvia cry.

When the rain started pouring down and the streets started flooding, Gray just knew that someone had upset Juvia, and for reasons, he would never admit that made Gray just slightly murderous.

70. List all the reason Loke and Lucy would make an amazing couple.

Natsu stormed off after the second reason to go destroy Loke. Erza smirked.

71. Find out what Levy's favorite book character is, then tell her they die in the end.

It might've been petty, but it was the only way Lucy could think to get back at Levy for stealing her book.

72. Ruin the ending of the brand new book that Lucy just bought that day.

Levy smiled innocently as Lucy raged at the bar. Let the war begin.

73. Conversationally tell Mira that you ship GrayLu and Navia.

"Cana."

"Yes, Mira?"

"If you EVER suggest such a thing again, I'll poison your booze."

"..."

74. Suggest that the girls of Fairy Tail should have a pillow fight.

The note appeared mysteriously, but since Erza found it first, she immediately thought it was a grand idea.

75. Encourage them to invite the girls from the other guilds as well.

The resulting fight ended with eight in the infirmary, twelve with feather lung, the entirety of Fairy Hills in complete ruin, and the men of Fairy Tail scared for life. Most of them sought the relief of drink when they heard the girls mention making it an annual thing.

76. Find out the deepest most darkest secrets of the other guild members, then write a book.

The book was published under the pen name "May Vista" and called The Fairy's Tale. Every member bought a copy, because of the title, and was horrified to read about their own secrets.

77. Tell Freed that Laxus plans to elope with Mirajane as soon as possible.

After getting outrageously drunk, Freed began to bemoan the elopement… to Mira, who had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. Evergreen smirked slightly and hoped that the thought would push one of them to make a move.

78. Buy Erza a giant strawberry cake, then just before you deliver it to her, with the cake in sight, trip and drop it.

Lyon had heard of Erza's love of strawberry cake and had thought it a good prank. We have not heard from him in two months, we fear he is no longer living.

79. Tell Mira that you ship Laxvia.

In the following chaos, Mira ended up in a passionate kiss with Laxus, Juvia and Gray ended up locked in a closet with no way out until Freed let them out, and Cana just counted the Jewels she'd just earned from winning the bet about the reactions.

80. Try to cut Cana off from alcohol cold turkey.

Gildarts should've known better.