Author's Note: It's rated K Plus. :3 Because Joey isn't a horny bastard like someone we know.
AND, since the site was being so fucking lame earlier, I got "D" finished, also. So I'll just POST BOTH OF THEM. *is angry* I planned on leaving a day between them, but I'm already halfway through "E" and I'm planning on being finished tonight, which means that then I'd start on "F." So lucky for you that I'm so ANAL RETENTIVE ABOUT THESE THINGS. I feel it's necessary now to post them both.
C is for Cheek
Joey knew that Seto wasn't an affectionate person in public. It sort of hurt, because Seto was so possessive of him and just didn't know how to show it without totally molesting him. …That had gotten him on the front of a lot of tabloids…
It didn't help that even with all the tabloids, girls still kept throwing themselves at him. Seto was his man. How dare they try to molest him and call him theirs?! …Not that Seto was ever molested. He seemed to be an expert at dodging hands. But the fact remained that they tried! How come Seto got to show his possession and he didn't?! It's not like he wouldn't be in tabloids anyway!
Well, until he came up with an idea, all he could do was glower at the blushing, giggling girls as they talked to his man and asked for his autograph. They didn't even pretend to notice he was there!
'Die, die, die, die, die!'
Joey felt his eye twitch. He was glad that he was going to meet the gang in a few minutes, or he was sure there was going to be bloodshed, because Seto seemed infuriatingly flirty himself with these girls! …He wasn't sure whether he'd kill them or Seto yet, but he was leaning toward Seto, the possessive bastard who had the nerve to smirk and be sexy as if egging his fan girls on!
Okay, so technically, Seto wasn't flirting. BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL BE!
Blushing a little, the blond crossed his arms and turned away, bottom lip jutting into a pout. It wasn't his fault that he wanted to jump the other boy. It was Seto's, for being so damn charismatic. …And that smirk wasn't helping. Damn, sexy jerk.
He blinked as his cell phone began to ring and immediately picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hey, Joey! We stopped at Burger World. Do you want anything, or should we just come to the arcade?"
"Never mind, I'll come meet you." Joey doubted he could spend any longer watching his boyfriend being mauled by girls without doing something to embarrass them both. "Just… stay there."
"…Did Kaiba do something again?"
"No, it's his stupid fan girls. I'll be there in a few minutes."
"…Well, okay. You know Kaiba's welcome to come too, right?"
"I think… it would be best if he didn't. I'm likely t' kill him."
"Okay. See you when you get here, Joey!"
"Yeah, 'bye." Narrowing his eyes, he snapped his phone shut, then sighed loudly and turned to tell his lover where he was going.
His eye twitched again. There was a girl hanging off his arm.
Growling, Joey stomped over to them, grabbing the brunet's other arm and yanking him away from her. 'Mine!'
Seto raised an eyebrow. "…Puppy?"
"…I'm gonna go meet the gang at Burger World, okay?"
"…Alright…" The CEO frowned at him, then tried to extricate his arm. "Have fun."
Joey scowled at him for a moment (all Seto registered, however, was a ravish-worthy pout), then smiled sweetly and instead of killing him, as he'd planned, he went up on his toes and pressed a short kiss to his cheek. "Have a good day, okay?"
"Ah…" Seto was at a loss. Rarely did the blond show affection in such a way. What did he do to deserve such sweetness? He had to do it again. "…You too?"
"Mm, 'kay." The blond pressed another kiss to his cheek before turning to leave. "'Bye!"
He had half a mind to go after him and kiss him until he didn't know which way was up. …But then he was distracted by what some of the girls were saying.
"—does he think he is! Just coming up and kissing him like that!"
"What a moron! He's lucky Kaiba-sempai didn't shove him to the ground like the dog he is!"
At that, Seto scowled and turned an icy glare on them. "You're talking about my lover."
Some of the girls had the decency to blush. Others, however, just looked appalled. "That mutt?"
Seto was unaware just how well his boyfriend's show of possession had worked.
