Author's Note: Rated M because Joey can't let Kaiba be in control all the time. :3

E is for Ear

Joey peeked in at his lover and chewed nervously on his bottom lip. He really hoped that Seto wouldn't get mad at him for this. He realized that he'd asked not to be disturbed, because he had a headache and he just wanted to get all of his emails answered before going to bed, but he couldn't see Seto getting too upset with him… But there was always the chance that he'd piss him off royally, which he didn't like either…

Ah, screw it. When had he ever thought anything out?

Sneaking up behind the CEO, Joey hesitated only a moment before leaning around the back of the chair and catching the brunet's earlobe between his teeth. "Mmmine."

Seto jumped slightly in surprise, then scowled, blushing a little. "I told you earlier, puppy. I'm not in the mood to play with you right—ow!"

The blond bit down on his earlobe warningly, then began to suck lightly as he circled the chair and straddled his lap. "Mmn… My dragon…"

"Nn…" Breath hitching, the older boy desperately tried to keep his resolve; his head did ache and he really did just want to sleep. But… but… Puppy made him want to do that other thing people did in bed without sleeping! And he was attacking his ear, his one weak spot, the naughty little brat! "…Joey, I told you…"

"Oh, but puppy wants t' play with his dragon. Why would ya disappoint your puppy like that, dragon?" Joey cooed, before digging his hand into the brunet's hair and delving his tongue into his ear.

Seto stiffened, eyes widening as the blond's teeth scraped over the shell of his ear. "Oh, puppy, what are you—" He groaned loudly as the younger teen began rubbing their hips together rhythmically. "Oh, God, Joey…"

"I prepared myself for you and everything," the pup complained huskily, though he was well aware that his mate was turned on and it was doubtful that he'd let him go now. He made sure his lips brushed his ear when he spoke though, just in case. "I just wanna play with my dragon… Feel him inside me… Lettin' him use me in the most sinful way…"

The brunet's jaw dropped slightly at hearing 'I prepared myself,' but when he heard 'feel him inside me,' he knew he was drooling. Licking his lips, he lifted his hungry gaze to the younger boy's face. "…Prepared yourself, puppy?"

Joey let his eyes flutter shut in what he hoped was a sensual manner as he stuck his tongue out to trail along the shell of his ear. "Mm hmm… Got my fingers all slick with the lube you keep in the drawer… And then I slowly… carefully… made sure I was stretched enough for ya…"

He could have crowed triumphantly when the brunet reached down to claw at his jeans only to find he wasn't wearing any. The expression on his face was priceless when he looked down to find him naked but for the belt of the puppy tail tied around his waist, and he felt a sense of satisfaction when the brunet quickly looked up to see the puppy-eared headband that went with it and groaned.

He'd like to see the CEO's headache try and stop him now.

Seto moaned and reached down to fumble with his pants; he grew increasingly distressed when he found he was all thumbs and couldn't get them open. "Shit-!"

Joey took pity on him and reached down to unbutton and unzip them for him. "Here, let me…" He let out a yip of surprise as he was yanked forward by his hips and almost immediately impaled. "Ah-!"

"Nngh, puppy, you really test my patience sometimes-!" the older boy muttered, lifting him up again before bringing him back down.

The blond gasped and grabbed his shoulders, groaning loudly when the other boy jerked upward to meet his downward motions. "Oh, fuck—Seto! Ah!" This was soon followed by a keen when the brunet immediately grabbed his cock and began stroking. "Oh—y-you're gonna make me come, Seto! W-what's the rush-?!"

"You just waltz in here with no clothes on and puppy ears and expect this not to be quick?! You're lucky I didn't come in my pants," the brunet snarled, shooting him a small glare. This was followed by a moan as he leaned his face into the younger boy's neck. "Oh, God."

Joey blushed a little and began nibbling on the brunet's earlobe again. If he was going to make this quick, he was going to suffer at least a little. "Mm, dragon…" He squealed as the older boy paused long enough to give him a firm spank before continuing. "Meep!"

"You naughty little puppy," Seto muttered, and he was pretty sure that if it hadn't been for his pure determination not to climax before his lover, he would have been finished as soon as he'd rammed into him. "You're lucky I don't give you a spanking for this."

"Maybe puppy wants a spank—" the younger boy began, only to cut himself off with a whimper as this only earned him another spank—harder than the first one. "Seto-!"

The brunet stroked him faster and growled. "Fine, then puppy gets one."

"Ah-! S-Seto!" Joey groaned and buried his face in the older boy's hair as he climaxed, blushing. "Mn! Seto!"

Seto yanked him down one last time and moaned; he wasn't lying when he said it was going to be a quick round. "Joey!"

"Ah-! Ahn…" Taking a few deep breaths, the younger teen sighed, then frowned and cupped the brunet's cheeks, making him look up at him. "Does your head feel better?"

"…Yes, actually. …Why?" the older boy asked, frowning at him in confusion.

Joey smiled brightly. "I read somewhere that sex can help relieve headaches because it can release tension that restricts the blood vessels in your brain!"

"…Puppy, sometimes you amaze me," the brunet chuckled, then leaned in for a quick, chaste kiss. "I've still got a couple of emails to reply to before I can come to bed. There should be just enough time for you to take a shower while I do it, so then we can go to bed. Thank you for helping me with my headache, puppy."

The blond nuzzled his neck for a few minutes, reluctant to get off of his lap, but eventually stood, blushing a little when he felt some of the older teen's cum dripping down his thighs. "Meep!"

Seto couldn't help a pleased grin as he watched his puppy rush out of the room to get clean—mostly because of embarrassment. He really had a sweet puppy.

Wait. Where would he learn that?

"JOEY!"