Author's Note: Rated M because I was gonna name this G for Genitalia, but I just… can't… It's such a weird word and I truly can't stand looking at it! D: I could barely type it just now! WHY IS IT SUCH AN AWKWARD WORD?!?!?!?! But anyway, this one's not the best because… well, I guess my brain decided to suck this chapter. ^-^ But the next chapter will be better, I promise!

But about the reviews. THEY WORK NOW AND I'VE REPLIED TO ALL OF YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA—COUGH. …But yeah. :D BOOYAH!

G is for WILD CARD!!!

Joey peeked into his lover's office cautiously, even though his secretary had assured him he was in a meeting. When he found that she'd told the truth, he smiled and stepped inside. He was still pretty proud of finding Seto's journal. He was even prouder of somehow finding the courage to make one of Seto's fantasies a reality. All he needed to do was get here before Seto and—

…What was he doing? He needed to get out of here!

Turning for the door to escape, he squeaked in alarm when he heard the brunet's voice and quickly dove for his desk—where he'd been planning to hide but hadn't actually meant to now that he was scared out of his mind. Hiding beneath it in the small crawlspace for legs, he curled himself up as small as possible and closed his eyes tightly; if Seto caught him here, questions would be asked, he'd have to tell Seto what he'd been planning, and then he'd have to live with the jerk holding it over him for the rest of his life.

He heard the door open, then a loud sigh before it snapped closed again—and locked. Oooh, Seto must really need some time to himself then… So why?! Why was he here?! He was gonna get caught and spanked for sure!

Joey nearly squeaked in alarm when the brunet sat down and moved to sit at his desk, then stopped short, sighing. WHAT GOD WAS LOOKING OUT FOR HIM!?

…Well, he was here. Why the hell not.

Seto frowned as he felt hands on his knees and looked down in confusion only to find a familiar pair of mischievous brown eyes peeking up at him from under the desk. Instead of being confused, or surprised, like it should be, his mind immediately went back to a dream he'd had when he'd first started having… mature-rated thoughts about his lover. As he watched the blond opening his pants, however, he realized that his was real, and he was at work. …They could role-play this at home why was he doing it here Mokuba had keys to this room?!

Joey, however, was very unconcerned with this, and focused on drawing the brunet's hardening cock out of his pants. He glanced upward as he heard the phone ring, then leaned forward to give the brunet a long, languid lick. "Ya better get that, Seto."

"Puppy, you—" the older boy began, only to stiffen as the blond began butterfly-kissing his shaft. "Ohfuckshitdamnhell!"

"They're gonna think something's wrong if ya don't answer, Seto," the pup pointed out, pausing only for a moment before continuing what he was doing.

Obediently, the CEO reached out for the phone. Just when Joey deciding that deep-throating him might be nice. "Hel-LO!"

"…Mr. Kaiba, are you alright?"

Taking a few deep breaths, he nodded. "Yes, I'm fine. Is there somethiiing…" He bit his bottom lip as the blond swallowed around his cock—haaa, why was he doing this now, of all times!? "…Something you wanted?"

"…You told me to remind you about your next appointment. It's at three."

"Oh, fuck!" Seto exclaimed, reaching down and tangling his fingers in the blond's thick hair.

"Did you really forget about it?"

"Nn, yes…" he moaned, rocking his hips upward slightly.

"Well, I've reminded you. Mr. Kaiba, are you sure you're alright?"

He bit his bottom lip and shuddered for a moment, then answered, "Oh, yes, I'm more than fine."

"…I'm sorry, sir, but I must agree with Mr. Wheeler. You're very weird." And then she hung up.

Joey couldn't help a grin as he heard his lover slam the phone down, then began sucking harder; if he had an appointment at three, he needed time to clean up and prepare. Moaning loudly, he dipped his head further, then stayed there to keep the brunet from shoving him back down as he climaxed. "Mmmmn…"

Seto moaned and tightened his grip on the blond's hair, back arching. Then, he sagged back in his chair and sighed. "Oh, God, puppy…"

He younger boy crawled out from under the desk with a slurp, then smiled and stood up to place a kiss on his cheek. "Have a good day, sweetie." Then, with a happy skip in his step, he left the office. "Hey, Yuri! Thanks for remindin' Seto about his three o'clock appointment!"

She nodded absently, then frowned and looked up from her computer screen, brows drawing together in confusion. "…Oh. My. God."

Seto ran a hand through his hair and heaved a sigh, then scowled. "He's found my journal. …I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUPPY!"