LEO! What did I tell you about hacking into my account and changing stuff?
Leo: Not to do it.
That's right. Now your little changes will stay because they are pretty funny.
Leo: Maybe you could make me editor. B)
No. I'm not that stupid and yes I realized what I just said. So are the other seven here?
Percabeth: Yes, Leo just never lets us talk.
Fai Zhang: He also changed our names :(
Fish Head: yea.
Fish Head: hey its seaweed brain not fish head!
Death Breath: Leo, Percy, Frank, and Annabeth(?) just let the author get on with the song.
Thank you. So back story for this song: I was listening to this and just randomly thought "Leo is that you? Are you singing this?" So then I made it into a parody (because I ended up changing stuff) and now here it is. This is set at a random point after the war.
[Leo]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
*Death Breath: You would end up destroying the world*
[Percabeth]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of everyday Christmas
Give Annie your wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Mercedes like 'Here lady have this'
And last but not at least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Annie Claus minus the Ho Ho
Ha ha get it? I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music
[Fai and Leo]
Oh every time I close my eyes (what you see what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights (uhuh uhuh yeah what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire
[Fish Head]
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and bens completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing
[Leo and Beauty Queen]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad (so bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (buy everything ha ha)
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (what up Oprah)
[Leo and Blond Superman]
Oh every time I close my eyes (what ya see, what you see brah?)
I see my name in shining lights (uh huh, uh huh, what else?)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (for what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (yeah, sing it)
Oh oooh oh oooh when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh
[Leo]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad!
So Leo changed all the names and won't change them back. Here is who everyone is. Leo is still Leo, Death Breath is Nico, Percabeth is Annabeth, Fish Head is Percy, Fai Zhang is Frank, Beauty Queen is Piper, Blond Superman is Jason and I don't know who Hazel is because I haven't heard from her.
Fai Zhang: She is not allowed on the internet.
Why not?
Fai Zhang: Leo.
Leo: Yesss?
Percabeth: Leo are you okay? Like are you mentally stable?
Once I questioned my sanity, but then the unicorns and gummy bears told me I was fine. Another time, my friend told me I'm delusional and I almost fell off my unicorn. Anywhodoodle,
Demigod out!
