Here's Chapter 5 of FAUX PAW!!!!

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Sabrina and Mew walked through the woods behind the Grimm's' house.

"Puck!" Sabrina called. She and Mew jumped over a creek, walked across and fallen tree and climbed up a giant boulder. Sabrina felt like she had searched the whole entire forest.

"Let's rest for awhile." She said to Mew. So they sat down on top of a steep hill and leaned against a tree stump.

"I don't know where Puck is at all!" Sabrina announced. "I just can't help thinking that he's in trouble, or hurt, or something terrible!!! He's so awful at times, but I would miss him terribly!"

Mew crawled into her lap. Sabrina stroked his orange/blonde head, and he purred away.

"Okay, we'd better get moving again," Sabrina said. She picked Mew up as she stood up herself. She felt dizzy from sitting so long and started to wobble on the hill, she was just about to drop Mew, so she wouldn't fall on him, and then all of a sudden,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mew change shape, and turned into……………………

PUCK!

Sabrina toppled under the weight and the two tumbled down the hill, over each other and under each other, getting tangled with their limbs.

Mid-way down the hill they somehow stopped.

"YOU!" Sabrina screamed. She was SO angry; she could have powered a whole apartment complex with the energy. She was going to KILL Puck!!! She was going to wring his tiny neck until—

"Get your foot out of my mouth!" Puck shouted. Except Sabrina's foot WAS in his mouth, so it sounded like, "Gwt ywer woot ow of wy wouth!"

Sabrina got the point; she yanked her foot out, and could have sworn she pulled a tooth out at the process.

"Ow!" Puck yelled, right before they got pushed down the hill again from Sabrina's momentum.

So……………………………………..

They tumbled down…………………..

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…………………..DOWN…………….until they stopped, and landed in the lake that was smartly planted at the bottom.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRGBGGGGGGGGGGG!" Sabrina and Puck both screamed.

………………..SPLOOOOSH!!!!!!……………..

(They scared a couple of birds in the process, by the way.)

Puck and Sabrina surfaced. As soon as Sabrina saw Puck's soggy blonde head emerge above the surface, she tackled him.

"Hey—Sabrina!—HEY!!" (Another SPLOOSH followed.)

Sabrina scrambled out of the lake, letting Puck bob on the surface, trying to fly. (He wasn't a very good swimmer.)

Sabrina put her hands around her knees and buried her face in them. She began to cry.

Puck had finally gotten out of the lake. His sneakers made squishing noises as walked up to Sabrina.

Squish, squish, squish, squish………Squish, squish, SPLAT. (That was Puck sitting down next to Sabrina.)

He tried putting a hand on her shoulder, but she lashed out at him.

"HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" She snarled. "MEW WAS MY BEST FRIEND FOR A DAY AND A HALF, AND I POURED MY WHOLE HEART OUT TO YOU! ALL THE WHILE THINKING IT WAS SOME INNOCENT CAT!!!"

"But, Sabrina, it was just a joke—"

"DON'T YOU TALK TO ME MISTER!" Sabrina yelled at the top of her lungs.

Sabrina buried her face in her hands, crying again. (Well, actually she was just pretending to cry, she had to get her voice back from all that shouting.) After a minute she continued.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT, TRICKSTER KING!!! I TOLD YOU MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS, I EVEN GOT DRESSED IN FRONT OF YOU!!!"

Sabrina thought about her own words, she and Puck both blushed.

"You look hot in pajamas." Puck said out of the blue, obviously thinking this would make her forgive him.

"DON'T YOU EVEN MENTION THAT TO ANYONE!!! INCLUDING ME!" Sabrina trudged up the hill.

Puck flapped his wings and followed after her.

"Look, Sabrina, it was just a joke—"

!!!!!!!!SLAP!!!!!!!!

"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Puck yelled.

"What do you think, mister smarty pants?!" Sabrina hissed.

Puck stood there for a moment, as Sabrina continued walking, in long even strides. A moment later, Puck flapped his wings and flew after her.

"Don't you think there is ANY way I am EVER going to forgive you!" Sabrina shouted over her shoulder. She glanced back to see Puck's reaction. Probably some lame excuse and 'C'mon it was just a joke', but when she looked back Puck wasn't there. She turned her whole body around, and then she saw a shadow, and Puck was holding her under the knees, and the neck and he was flying her back to the house.

"LET GO OF ME!" she squealed.

"Not gonna happen Grimm." said Puck.

"PUT ME ON THE GROUND THIS INSTANT!" Sabrina screamed.

"Still not gonna happen."

"It better!"

"It won't!"

"I could always poke you in the side, and then we'd both go falling!"

"You're too wimpy to do that Grimm."

"Oh yeah?"

"YEAH!"

"Well, you're wrong." said Sabrina as she poked Puck in the ribs.

She heard a satisfying "AH!" and then she was falling towards the ground.

What had she done? Why did she have to poke him?

And then Puck swooped down and snatched her out of the air.

"You're going to pay for that Grimm!" Puck Snarled. And then they were flying over the Grimm's house, past all the fields and houses and stores, right above the Hudson River. (or whatever the river is which is in the town, I can never remember.)

And then Puck was just holding her by the legs, not like before, in the romantic style of under the knees and under the neck.

He was dangling her over the river.

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I hope you liked that chapter!!!!! It's my favorite so far!!

Always feel free to review!!!!

DFS