Author's Note: Rated M because dragons can only be held off for so long when puppies are touching themselves. Yeah, I actually tried to think up a body part for this letter. And then I realized THERE ISN'T ONE. How effing lame. Ah, well, it's not like you guys are going to complain. I'll reply to all of your reviews later, I'm just not in the mood right now… .

Q is for WILD CARD!!!

Seto growled and yanked frantically at the silk ribbons tying his wrists to the headboard of the bed, then let out an angry snarl when he saw the smug expression on his lover's face. "Joseph Wheeler, untie me this minute or I'll make you regret it!"

Joey smiled sweetly and crawled over him, purring, "But Seto, I went through all of the trouble of gettin' ya tied up. Why should I let that go t' waste?"

"Because if you don't, I'm going to—" the angry dragon began, only to cut himself off with another growl as the blond leaned down and caught his bottom lip gently between his teeth. "Nn, Joey… Stop it…"

The blond nibbled on his lip for a few moments, then slid downward, sliding his tongue over the older boy's neck before pausing to nibble on his collarbones. "Mmn… So tasty… My dragon…"

Seto moaned loudly as the younger boy's lips moved down to his nipple and yanked harder on the silken bonds keeping him from touching his puppy. "Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck! God, puppy, just—"

Joey nibbled on his nipple lovingly, sucking and laving it with the utmost care, then switched over to the other one. "Mm… Tasty dragon… Could eat ya up…"

"Oh, God, please, puppy…" The brunet jerked his hips up in what could only be a pleading manner—not that he'd admit it ever, but having the smaller boy on top of him, touching him, while he couldn't do anything was much more arousing than he'd originally thought it would be.

"Seto… Ah… I can't yet…" the blond whispered, looking up at him with the sweetest sad expression he could.

Seto groaned and bucked his hips up again. "Why not, puppy. You better have a good reason."

"I… I haven't… I'm not… prepared…" Joey blushed and bit his bottom lip as the brunet looked up at him sharply. "Seto…"

"Prepare yourself for me, puppy," the older boy hissed, jerking his hips upward again. "I want to see it. Come on, puppy. Lube's in the drawer."

The blond blushed even more, then reached over to the bedside table and pulled out the tube of lube. He took a moment to cover his fingers in it, then nervously looked back up at the brunet. "…Ya really wanna see?"

"God, puppy, show me. I want to see it so bad…" Seto would usually be loathe to be caught begging, but he just couldn't bring himself to put pride above pleasure at the moment. He wanted to see his puppy touch himself in preparation for sex, above all else.

Joey bit his bottom lip, then turned to show him his rear end and timidly slipped a finger past his entrance. "Mmn-!"

"Oh, God—" The brunet moaned loudly and gripped his hands into fists as he watched the younger boy's finger slip in and out of him. "Puppy, you're so fucking gorgeous."

"Ah… Nn… S-Seto…" The blond blushed and wiggled a second finger in, mewling quietly as they brushed his prostate. "Nn-! Oh, I can never get them as deep as you can…"

Seto yanked at the silk ribbons again, growling. Now that the blond had said it, he so badly wanted to help him, touch him and pleasure him. But he couldn't and it was frustrating him to no end. "Puppy…"

"Aha… Seto…" Joey gasped quietly as he pushed his third finger in and moaned. "Uh, God, so hot… Nn…"

"Very, very hot," the brunet agreed, then moaned and let his head fall back weakly. "Oh, God, puppy, hurry up. I could come just watching you."

Deeming himself ready—because he wouldn't last much longer, and he wanted to feel the older boy in him—the blond crawled back over him and carefully lowered himself onto his dragon's erection. "Ah-!"

Seto growled and grabbed the bonds tighter, wishing he could grab the younger boy's hips and begin lifting him up and down to help, but he was going crazy because he couldn't. "Faster, puppy…"

"Ah-! Ha! Setooo…!" Joey gasped again and rested his hands on the brunet's chest as he started moving himself up and down. "Oh, yes… Yes…! Seto, yes! Ah!"

"Fuck-! You're so getting a spanking for this when you let me go-!" the older boy hissed, jerking his hips upward to meet his movements. "Just tying me up like this—"

"Ha! Oh, yes! Seto! Ah!" Moving just a little faster, the blond reached down to stroke his own shaft, making the other boy groan loudly. "Ah…!"

"Fuck, fuck, fuck-! You're just trying to make me lose it, aren't you?!"

Joey let out a shaky gasp and clenched down on the brunet's erection harder. "Oh, Seto…! Yes!"

God, how was he supposed to last long like that?! Throwing his head back, Seto let out a roar of completion and anger, then fell limp, panting weakly as the blond mewled and reached his own climax. As the younger boy fell forward and covered him like a blanket, he growled quietly. "I don't appreciate waking up to find myself bound to my own bed, puppy."

The blond looked up at him and tried to give him the biggest, sweetest eyes he possibly could. "But you didn't dislike it, did you?" When the older boy continued to glare, he sighed in disappointment and looked away, reaching up to pull at the knots he'd made in the silk ribbons binding his lover. "Alright, I'm sorry."

Once his arms were free, Seto sighed and wrapped them around the blond carefully; they ached from his yanking and tensing so often. "It wasn't that I disliked the sex; I dislike being bound. It's not something I like. But I suppose if you like it, I can get used to it."

Joey looked up at him quickly in surprise, then offered him a sweet but watery smile. "Ya don't hafta do that, Seto. If ya don't really like it, ya don't hafta do it. It can be one of those just once in a while things, like that thing ya like to do and I don't."

"When I—"

"Ya know what I'm talking about ya jerk don't say it out loud!" the blond snapped, glaring at him.

Seto chuckled but held him close nonetheless. Sometimes his puppy was just too cute.