Author's Note: Rated M because when dragons are chasing puppies, they cannot be stopped—will not be stopped! D: Lol, I made that sound a whole lot more menacing than it really is. And no, Role-Play is not a part of the human body. But there is no part of the human body that starts with "R"—unless you count ROCK HARD MUSCLES! …And I do not.

R is for Role-Play

Joey peeked into the dragon's lair and nibbled his bottom lip anxiously, then crept inside. He looked down at the dragon's treasure and pondered whether it would really be worth stealing; did he want the dragon angry with him? Did he want to face the consequences? Well, never mind, he was here and so was the treasure, so he should take it and run. Picking up the treasure, he turned to leave, only to stop and gasp quietly when he found a pair of dark, angry blue eyes leering at him from the doorway.

"What are you doing, puppy? You wouldn't be taking that… would you?" he asked coolly, eyes narrowing. "Because you know what happens to little puppies when they try to take something from dragons."

"…I… I was just…" The blond looked down at the treasure and frowned. "…Lookin' at it! I was just lookin', that's all!" he exclaimed, looking back up at the dragon. He shrank back a step when he realized that the dragon didn't look convinced. "…I… I didn't mean…"

The dragon snorted. "You should know better than to lie to a dragon, puppy."

"I wasn't lyin'!" Joey exclaimed desperately, but in the back of his mind, stealing from Seto had been a bad, bad idea from the beginning. He really should have stuck with stealing another dragon's treasure, one that wasn't so intimidating and well-known for frying dozens of men.

Seto stepped into his lair and growled, then closed off the exit; he couldn't let his new prisoner get away. "What would you have used it for, puppy? Surely nothing is worth dealing with an angry dragon."

The blond set the treasure down quickly and tried to duck around him to escape, only to let out a startled bleat when he found himself being thrown into the air, then yipped as he found himself laying on the dragon's bed. "Ah-! No, I didn't— Ah!"

The older male growled again as the pup tried to crawl away and caught his hips, dragging him back toward him. "Did you think I was really going to let you go?"

"Nn-! No, I just—I didn't mean anything! Dragon, please! I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!" the blond whined, trying to wriggle free, but the dragon's claws were just too strong. "Please let me go!"

"I don't think you've quite learned your lesson yet, puppy," Seto hissed, reaching down to force the pup's legs apart. "So I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget."

Joey whimpered and tried to plant his knees and hands firmly; he had a feeling that he'd be getting the pounding of his life, and he didn't want to be tossed around like a ragdoll. "Please, please… Don't do this t' me… You'll rip me t' pieces!"

The dragon purred and pressed his erection between the blond's cheeks. "I think you're plenty strong enough to handle me. If you're not strong enough, you're certainly stretched enough." He chuckled and shoved two fingers into the smaller body, making him squeal in embarrassment. "You must have been expecting to get caught."

"I-it was just in case!" the pup exclaimed, blushing. "It's not like I wanted t' get caught—OH!" He threw his head back and howled as the dragon prodded his prostate. "Aaahhhh! D-dragon, please, I'll do anything—"

"No, I think this will do just fine," the brunet hissed. "Punishment for stealing from me."

Joey whined and thrust his rear end higher; the dragon just kept touching that spot, and he couldn't bring himself to move away from the pleasuring touch. "J-just don't go too hard! You could really hurt me—I'm fragile compared t' ya!"

"Mm, dully noted." Seto sighed and hugged the smaller body close. "You're so soft and warm. I could keep you forever."

"B-but ya said you'd let me go—" the pup began, only to let out a shriek as the older male rammed into him. "Oh my! Y-you're so—Uhn!" He whimpered and bit his bottom lip as the force of the dragon's thrusts brought his knees up off the bed. "Ah! Ha! D-dra—GON!"

The brunet wrapped his arms around the pup's waist and groaned, ramming into him as hard as he could. "Mmn, mine. Mine."

"Ah! D-dragon! Dragon, please!" Joey bucked back against the dragon's thrusts and whined. "F-faster!"

"Mm, for such a nervous little puppy who didn't want this, you're pretty demanding," the older male purred, smirking. He grunted as the pup clamped down on his erection and growled. "Ooh, you naughty puppy."

The blond yelped as the dragon thrust into him harder, then whimpered again, trying to buck his hips upward to meet him, but his feet couldn't get a decent purchase on the bed because his knees kept being brought up off of the bed because of the other male's strong thrusts. "Ah! Aha, mnnn! Dragon! Please!" He mewled as he felt a hand wrapping around his own erection and gripped the blankets beneath him tightly. "Yes! Dragon, yes!"

Seto snarled and pulled out of him just long enough to flip the pup onto his back, then slammed back into him. "Mine!"

Hooking his legs over the dragon's hips, the blond whimpered and dug his nails into his back. "Ah! Aha, dragon! F-faster! Please!"

The brunet growled and grasped the pup's erection again, stroking it roughly. "My puppy. Mine."

"Ooh, yes! Aha!" Arching his back desperately, the blond let out a long, loud howl of completion as his body was wracked with mind-numbing pleasure. "S-SETO!"

As the blond's body clenched around his already-aching shaft, the dragon gave his own roar of completion and slammed into him one last time, then collapsed on top of the smaller body and sighed, trembling a little from the aftershocks. "Mm… My puppy…"

Joey panted weakly and hugged him closer. "Ha… Okay… Role-playin' is pretty cool." He giggled breathlessly. "Dragon fuckin' his little puppy. Who would have guessed?"

Seto rolled off of him and sighed. "Everyone that knows us. Though I must wonder why a puppy would ever think it would have a chance against a dragon," he added thoughtfully.

"Hmm…" The blond smiled sat up, then straddled the older boy's hips and ground their hips together roughly. "Because puppies know how to exploit dragons. Don't we?"

"Ohmotherfuckshitdamnhell puppy," the older teen exclaimed, reaching up to grab the blond's hips tightly. "Nn, yes you do."

Joey lifted a hand to rub against the brunet's nipple, then giggled again and reached back to grab his once again hardening cock. "See, puppies can have the upper hand."

"…Ha—Puppy's going to find himself in need of some aspirin in the morning if he doesn't do what dragon wants him to do right now," Seto hissed, then moaned quietly when the blond gave his shaft a squeeze. "Oh fuck!"

"Dragon has to get a bit harder before puppy can ride him. That's what you want, isn't it?" the younger boy asked huskily, smiling when the brunet growled at him. "Ooh, don't worry, big bad dragon. Puppy will pleasure you."

"Mm, you better."

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Ten points for whoever can guess what the dragon's treasure is!

Did you get it?

How about now?

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SETO'S LAPTOP!!!!! X3

I bet you all saw that one coming. Okay, and the reason Seto's not called a brunet as often in this drabble is because he's a dragon, so he shouldn't have hair—but it's role-playing, so he does. Get it? Yeah, yeah, so it's awesome. Well, that's a lie. I don't think this is as good as some of the other letters, but still. Body parts will continue after this one!