A/N: you guys are so lucky this chapter is even up, though you would have been luckier because the god damn computer just deleted your 4000 word chapter on me. And god I nearly threw the computer at the wall, 4 hours of work and it was all gone just like THAT, so you better be bloody grateful this is up even though it is a lousy 1000, no complaints about the length will be accepted..
Here you go…
Without further ado:
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All of dads work colleagues came in today and that was hell you want to know why? Because they were here to do two things
1 make sure that there boss is a live and kicking -though I don't know about the kicking thing-
2 because they want to talk to their #1 suspects. Yes because me and Edward were the only one that were there we are the #1 suspects. And wanner know what. Dad didn't say a thing when they told him. No it was a lousy do it now.
He just doesn't trust Edward and word on the street now is that I am dating an ex con from England that was shipped here because he was too much trouble over there, bullshit right.
And wanner hear our lame story for why we didn't do it, because Edward was wearing a bullet vest. That's right a bullet vest, who do we think we are.
Do we think that my dad is blind? They are trained to look for that at the damn police academy, but no we said that Edward was wearing a bullet proof vest as a joke with Emmett and jasper saying 'don't get yourself shot Edward take a bullet vest' and he actually did it just to humour them, but more than that he actually left it on, what kind of morons do we think that the police are Oh my god I am going to go to jail for lying tot eh police.
Edward is right now at his family's place trying to make the proof that the police require, and yes they plan to make a bullet vest to have bullet dints in the exact places and have it at the police station by three, wanner know what? I it is two forty-five. Yes the police left Edward just enough time for a HUMAN to go home and get the vest and get to the police station just in time. Little does he know that Edward is a vampire with super speed and did not even take his car, he left it in the parking lot, and yes her ran home.
Right now I am on my list of things to do, Edward left me a list, things that need to be accomplished before he gets back.
1 tell Charlie that I was wearing a B-Vest
2 tell Renée we are getting married
3 tell Charlie we are getting married and d that we are not pregnant
Great right, he is not going to be here for the three hardest things in my life, great.
"Charlie?" I said while shaking my dad out of his trance.
"Yes Isabella?" ouch that hurt, he didn't even call me that when I got suspended from school for punching Mike Newton, no he has never called me Isabella. I asked him why he didn't once, he told me he would only ever call me that if he was so angry at me that he wasn't going to speak unless he had to. This must be one of those times.
"Um I have to tell you something about the shooting." I said hesitantly.
"yes Isabella, hurry up" that really, really hurt, he has never told me to hurry up, he has just been really patient in waiting for me to get to the point of whatever I was saying.
"Um Edward was wearing a Bullet proof vest, that's why you got the shot, when you shot at him, it rebounded of and got you in the stomach." I explained, truly annoyed with dads tone now.
"Isabella! Do you think I am stupid? I have been a police officer for over 20 years and I for one know that before shooting we always look for vests, he was not wearing one that I saw even in my enraged state." Charlie yelled finally looking me in the eye.
"Well dad maybe if you hadn't of jumped to conclusions on what we were there to talk to you about then you wouldn't be here, I am not pregnant." I yelled back
"Are you kidding me! I know if anyone does, about my daughter and I could see that you were nervous what else could make you that nervous!" Charlie shot back, still enraged.
"I was there to tell you that I was getting married dad!" I screamed and stormed out of the room and slammed the door.
I leaned against the door and slid down it. Sobbing uncontrollably. Today I would have to say was the hardest day of my life. Or one of them at least.
I decided that since I was in this state already that I might as well call mom and tell her the good news as well.
(BellaRenee)
"Hello?"
"Hey mom? How are you?"
"Um fine darling you?"
"Well not so great actually, are you sitting down?"
"Yes darling what is it?"
"Well mom Edward and I are engaged"
"……………"
"Mom?"
"……………"
"Mom??"
"Oh yes darling im here I was just checking the Calender."
"Ahhh why?"
"Well because I want to find a good day to fly down, you know you could have told me earlier, plane tickets only get more expensive"
"What are you talking about, it only happened two days ago"
"Well yes but that is still two days later so two days more expensive, why did you wait two days?"
"Because I was in the hospital and right now is the only chance I have had to call"
" Oh dear why are you in the hospital? Is everything okay? What happened?
"Well Charlie thought that I was pregnant"
"Mmhmm"
"And he shot at Edward"
"WHAT! HE SHOT EDWARD, oh am gonna have a talk with him."
"No mom Edward isn't the one in hospital, dad is"
"Edward shot Charlie first?!"
"No mum its hard to explain, Edward was wearing a bullet proof vest as a joke with his brothers, it rebounded off and got Charlie in the stomach"
"Oh gosh your father can be so silly sometimes, well I will be down by tomorrow night anyway, I want to meet Edwards's mother."
"Okay mom see you tomorrow."
Okay so that is three down, none to go. Now to go see how dad is doing with the news.
A/N: so yeah that was a much shorter in a nut shell version of the first one I wrote. Sorry for my outburst in the top Authors note I was still really annoyed, but I am better now, if you didn't notice fro the way the writing changed, if it did.
Okay so even though this chapter was not as good as I hoped, please tell me what you thought so I know where I can fix it, also if anyone wants to beta it I will be more that accepting, depending on what you present but yeah I need some inside and outside advice for when I am writing,
Q.N I will only accept you as a beta if you are good with quick updating, I am, I need you to be too.
