(A/N: I'd just like to add that none of these stories are related to one another, unless it is indicated. Please review!!!! I'LL PAY YOU! Well, not really, but if I could I would!)
(p.s- this is back to being DH compliant, in case u guys didn't pick that up)
Isn't Male Bonding Great?:
"I don't know Harry, I don't want to go out there." Ron said nervously, peering out the window and seeing all the guests. The two boys were upstairs in Ron's room. Harry adjusted his tie before joining Ron at the window.
"Oh come on Ron! Hermione already said yes! That was the hard part, the engagement party should be a walk in the park." Harry comforted his best mate. Ron snorted at Harry's comment.
"Yea, that's why Ginny had started World War III with mum protesting against her own engagement party." Ron said sarcastically. It was true. When Harry and Ginny had gotten engaged 4 months ago, Ginny had refused to throw a party. Ron had protested against his own also, but when his mother suggested a joint party with Harry and Ginny, they had all agreed.
"True, but in the end we're still getting a party, aren't we?" Harry replied. Ginn had been more willing when she found out that the spotlight wouldn't completely be on her and Harry.
"It's weird, right? I mean our getting married in like 6 months, and I'm getting married in a year. I thought I'd be dead now." Ron said
"Yeah, but I already died." Harry laughed slightly.
"Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean. But I suppose after dying you could handle marriage." Ron joked.
"I suppose I could, but I love your sister. I think I could've handled it even if I hadn't died." Harry said earnestly. Ron sighed and plopped onto his bed, looking thoughtful. "Ron, are you scared? There's no pressure, you don't have to get married now."
"No, I don't think I'm scared of that. I'm scared of—no not scared just nervous about—don't get me wrong, of course I want it—well I don't mean this minute, but…" Ron stammered nervously.
"Spit it out mate!" Harry said.
"Well, I'm scared of well…the wedding night!" Ron blurted out, going red in the face. Harry stared at Ron with his mouth open.
"Wait, you mean you and Hermione are still virgins?" Harry asked, bewildered. Of course Harry had never caught his best friends in any compromising positions, but he had just assumed.
"Yup, Hermione wants to wait for marriage, and my parents have always been big on the not pressuring a girl, so I thought that that it would be best if we waited also." Ron said gloomily. Ron suddenly realized something, and looked up at Harry with an unreadable expression. "Wait,does that mean…you and my sister…?" Ron trailed off suggestively. Harry stared at Ron for a long time, before nodding slowly. Ron was speechless. "When did you first…well, you know?" Ron asked.
Harry seemed to be very interested in the floor. "Right after I told her I loved her." Harry answered finally.
"What? That was only a month after the final battle. I remember because Ginny kept prancing around the house saying 'He loves me, He loves me' over and over again". Ron took a moment to absorb that information. "So…what's it like? Don't worry, I'll just pretend it's Cho or someone else." Ron added, seeing the skeptical look on Harry's face.
"Well," Harry said, climbing onto his own bed. "the first time, I was also nervous, but we were so lost in the moment that it didn't really matter, Of course the first time your more worried about hurting her, then about if you will…well…perform well." Harry finished awkwardly. Ron who was lost in his own thoughts, didn't respond, "You know Ron, I think it's better if you don't over think it. Just give yourself to the moment. Everything will turn out fine, if you just live it freely."
Ron grinned devilishly. "Wow Harry, sex has made you so insightful." Ron teased, before becoming serious again. "So, how often do you guys do it?"
It was Harry's turn to grin, "I'm not s sure you want to know the answer. Honestly, after the first time, it was hard for us to not just rip each other's clothes off, and shag right on the kitchen table. Even when you guys were around. So I suggest you two go on a nice long honeymoon, If you two are anything like Ginny and I then you won't be leaving your hotel room for a couple of days."
Ron's face went from dreamy to disgusted. "Ew, please don't use names." He earned a pillow to the face with that comment.
"Well you asked!" Harry said defensively. He got off his bed, and adjusted his suit. "Nice chat Ronald, but all this sex talk, has gotten me in the mood, I'm going to go find Ginny. Don't expect us anytime soon." Harry said slyly, before dashing out of the room, giving Ron no time to react. Ron turned red and quickly followed Harry. He found him in Ginny's room, where the two girls were getting ready.
"Oi, you two! At least wait till after the party. All right, stop! Ew, seriously stop!" Ron yelled at the couple, who were now making out on Ginny's bed. Hermione, who was applying makeup in front of Ginny's dresser, looked up at Ron's outburst. She took in the happy couple, now rolling around the bed, blushed, and quickly joined Ron in the doorway.
Ginny was about to loosen Harry's tie, when he stopped her. "Babe, as much as I love this, I worked really hard to tie this tie, and Ron's right, We can continue this after the party,". Ginny pouted, but agreed with Harry. She smoothed her dress, and pranced out of the room She was followed by Hermione, but Ron and Harry stood there a moment longer.
"You'll understand in a year." Harry said, winking at his best mate before following his fiancée. Ron just rolled his eyes.
