A/N: Alrighty, this is an idea I got from my sister on the plane ride home from Florida. We were playing I never, and I started thinking about what would happen if HP characters played. There are a bunch of random characters in this, just for the hell of it. I thought this was pretty funny, and I hope you think so too. Please review!!!!
What You Can Learn From Boy's Night Out:
Harry and the Weasley's were all at the Hog's Head, along with the other Hogwarts boys. Everyone was there, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Lee Jordan, and for some odd reason Draco Malfoy and Victor Krum. After the war, many things had changed. For starters Draco had become friends with Harry and the Weasley's. Also the Hog's Head had changed drastically. It wasn't the small grimy little bar anymore. These days it was only a tiny bit less popular than the Three Broomsticks. Harry, who had remained close to Aberorth, was a loyal customer at the Hog's Head. Every few months or so the ladies would get together to Have a girl's day, so Harry and the Weasley's decided they needed a day out with the blokes too.
"Alright lads! First round is on me!" Aberforth yelled, floating large mugs of beer towards the group. The party cheered, especially Seamus.
"Oh, the Irish." Ron muttered jokingly to Harry. Harry grinned before he turned his attention to Dean. Dean had scrambled up onto his chair, with his beer in hand.
"Alright men, prepare for a long, long night of drinking, and I hope you have some hangover potion at home. I'd like to make the first tast of the evening to Harry, Ron, and George! We blokes have spent too much time at home, while our ladies go out and have fun. Our women are out and about, while we sit at home practically knitting sweaters! The 3 of you have started a new era, let this be the first of many Bloke's night, Cheers to the three of you!" Dean said, before chugging his mug of beer, quickly followed by the others. The men all cheered loudly before ordering their second round…
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"I have an idea," George said after their third round of beers. "Let's play 'I never', Aberforth can we have a round of shots? Actually, just give us the bottle." George called. Each boy held his shot glass uncertainly, especially Harry.
"I don't know George, I've seen muggle television. This always leads to people confessing how experienced they are." Harry said unsurely. George threw his arm around Harry's shoulder.
"Oh, come on mate, we probably won't remember anything in the morning anyways." George said pouring Harry some tequila. "Alright, I'll start. I've never…been a Voldemort supporter." George said, smirking. The boys all flinched, before turning to Malfoy expectantly.
Malfoy grinned. "Jerk, at least I have both of my ears." He said before taking a shot. George, Harry and the Weasley's roared with laughter, before the others joined in uncertainly. The other boys didn't know how to address George's ear, but George really liked it when other's weren't afraid to poke fun at his ear. George beckoned for Charlie to go next.
"Well, I've never told a girl I loved her." He said. Harry, Bill, Ron and Lee all took shots. Charlie looked mystified. "Alright, please elaborate."
"Ginny." Harry said immediately.
"Hermione." Ron said, while Victor scowled slightly.
"Fleur, of course, and some other random girl I told when I was piss drunk." Bill admitted slowly.
Lee grinned, "Alicia, and Katie, I have a thing for my Gryffindor quidditch players." He said. Everyone knew that Lee was presently engaged to Alicia.
"As long as you stay away from Angelina, and my little sister, I'm good. Draco, your turn." George said, refilling the fur glasses.
"I've never…" Draco grinned at Harry, who immediately felt his stomach clench. "Dated an older woman."
Harry snorted, "If you can even call that a relationship." He said, recalling his disastrous history with Cho. Harry took a shot quickly.
"Speaking of which, I've never found Cho to be hot." Percy said. The other boys roared in protest.
"Are you mad? That girl was gorgeous!" Seamus exclaimed, whjile Neville nodded vehemently.
"Sorry Perce, but Ron showed me a picture of her, and Bill saw her during the triwizard tournament, She's a very pretty girl. Jesus, Bill and I are pedophiles." Charlie added. The other boys grumbled on, and the last comment heard was "probably gay", before they all (except Percy) took their shots.
"You know, Percy is kind of right." Harry said, after the burning sensation left his mouth. "Once you get to know her, she's a real basket case. Thankfully, Ginny is nothing like her, except maybe more beautiful.". The boys all groaned, and told "lover boy" to shut it.
Next was Neville, he took a moment to think about his answer. "I've never lived with a girl." He said thoughtfully. Harry froze, he and Ginny had been living together for almost 7 months, but they still hadn't gotten around to telling the Weasley's. As far as the Weasley's knew, Ginny was living in a flat close to the Holyhead Harpies stadium. Nowhere near Grimmauld Place, where Harry was. Harry took the shot quickly, along with Lee and Bill, hoping no one would notice. But of course, like everything else in his life, things did not go according to plan. Percy, Charlie, Bill and Ron were glaring daggers at him, and George leaned in, to say something to Harry.
"If I wasn't so piss drunk, I'd beat the shit out of you." He said drunkenly.
The rest of the night was shot after shot for Harry. It had become a drunken game of who could get the most out of him about his sex life. By the end of the night, Harry didn't know how much he had given away, and after the first few shots, he was too drunk to care.
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The next morning Harry awoke to the worst hangover he'd ever had. He felt as if his brain was about to explode out of his head. He groaned, but before he had ime to do anything else, he felt someone tip a cool liquid down his throat. His headache receded until he was back to normal. His eyes sprang open, and he saw his beautiful girlfriend standing over him, smiling. He smiled back before pulling Ginny back into bed, and kissing her neck.
"What did I do to deserve you?" He murmured against her soft skin.
She moaned softly, "I don't know," She replied breathlessly, "but, I think you know how to repay me," She said, before rolling them over, so that he was on top. He quickly removed her shirt, but before he had time to do anything else, they heard a loud knocking at the door. Harry groaned, and dropped his head onto Ginny's shoulder. She stroked his hair, until he finally got up to answer the door. Harry decided to answer in his boxers. He was hopig him and Ginny could finish what they started, after he got rid of whoever was at the door.
When he answered, he was surprised to see all the Weasley brothers there.
"Oi Ginny! You and Harry have some explaining to do." George called loudly into the house. "Oh by the way Harry, we remembered." He added.
(Soo sooooo sorry I haven't updated. I've had this chapter forever, but I just never typed it up. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up soon though. I might do a part 2 to this. Tell me if I should or not!!!!) REVIEWS ARE WELCOME!!!
