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And now, here's the part you've all bee waiting for... the story!


Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism

Chapter 6: Devilish Fox.

Naruto found himself in a familiar and dank sewer, walking forward he traced the path towards Kyuubi's prison slowly, knowing that he had to go, or Kyuubi'd never shut up about it. That was about the time that he stumbled upon what was possibly one of the most mentally scaring scenes in his life. Kyuubi, the great and powerful fox demon was no longer there, in his place was a feminine looking man, putting on lipstick while looking into a mirror. Something told Naruto this would be a long and disturbing night.

Naruto could only stare in absolute horror at what was before his eyes. Even now, it was changing. The shoulder length fiery red hair was growing longer, finer, and more supple. The body was narrowing in the shoulders, legs, and abdomen, while expanding in the bust and the hips giving it a gentler and more appealing form. That's when he... she... it turned towards Naruto, golden eyes half lidded with lust, instead of incensed with rage and blood lust that were their norm. That was when the silken voice purred out, "Little kit, come closer... I wish to see more of you..."

Naruto shuddered as Kyuubi licked her full and passionate looking lips, fine delicate fingers slowly pulling down the shoulder of her kimono. His feet were already backing away slowly when the buxom woman pouted and played with her obi's tucked end. "Come on kit... I won't bite... hard..."

Horror and arousal fought for control of Naruto's body, keeping him pinned in place as the female form duplicated and reverted back to the male form, a proud and cocky smirk on his face as he bared his muscular and hairless chest. "Come on Naruto," he growled tauntingly his lips pulled back in a teasing smirk. "You can't resist us both... we know all of your dreams... all of the ways that you like being touched. All we want is to make you ours..."

Naruto let out a squeak as he felt his southern half awaken to this assertion, almost taking a step towards the seal lined cage to succumb to the strange draw the twin forms of Kyuubi was pulling him with. "No... not you bastard fox..." he muttered in defense, steeling his will against the intoxicating lure that the fox demon held over him.

"But Naru-kuuuun..." the female fox-eared form whined petulantly as she pouted. "You are so adorable in our form... and you did use our power to gain it... Our pheromones have a hold over you too... give in kit, and we'll show you a demon can take you to heaven."

Naruto's mind snagged on that little piece of information, the word sending up a warning flag, sirens and all. "Pheromones..." Naruto muttered, shaking his head, "That's... that's the scent things that draw boy animals to female ones... right?"

"Oh yes Naru-kun," the woman purred as she curled a finger invitingly towards the blond ninja, "It means you're ready for sex kit."

"So give in to nature... and let us teach you pleasure and pain, lust and love," the male kitsune continued, walking up behind his female self and licking her neck lightly.

Naruto's eyes bugged as he shook his head again to try and clear it. When that failed, he wound back and punched himself in his stomach. Using the pain he focused on thoughts not involving sexing up the two hot demi-humans in the cage before him. "No... I don't want you... I want Sakura-chan..." Naruto muttered crossly through grit teeth. "You two will not seduce me with scents... I love Sakura-chan and will save myself for her."

As he turned and forced himself to walk away, he heard the twin cackles of Kyuubi behind him. "You can't escape us Naruto, we will always be with you..."

As Naruto's eyes opened, closing painfully at the sunlight burning into his retinas he let out a groan of pain and dismay. He could feel that his exposure to the demons had been effective outside of their seal area as well as inside it. Stripping off his shirt and pants he walked over and dove into the cold waterfall fueled lake, letting that help reduce the Kyuubi's effect. All he wanted was for this jutsu to be over, and his normal life to come back, maybe today would be better than yesterday.

Little did he know, that a few miles away, a quad ponytail wearing female was taking a deep drink from a stream that was fed by the pond in which Naruto swam in. As she wiped her mouth, she let out a little muffled moan as she turned to look upstream, something about this water made her want to find the source and drink more. Something about it really made her feel great, if she had to put her finger on it... she'd say she felt down right sexy, beautiful, and horny.

Turning towards her brothers she smiled and pointed up river. "Hey you two, I'm gonna do some exploring, meet ya in Konoha."

Gaara looked up at his sister and nodded silently, turning towards town. "Take care Temari, I want to spend some time with Naruto on this trip, and I don't need to waste it looking for you."

"Have fun," Kankuro supplied as they began moving off. "Be in town for supper."

"Oh... I'll try..." Temari purred out as she leaped into the trees, heading towards the source of the river, her fan strapped casually to her back. She knew that something was waiting for her... and she wouldn't want to leaving them waiting long.

Arriving at a small clearing she saw a small fireplace with cooling coals and a pile of clothes near a tent. Her inspection of the campsite was interrupted by the sound of something in the waterfall fueled lake surfacing from its depths, the sheeting of the water off a muscular, toned form had her drooling, as the sound of his voice gasping in air brought to mind another reason to make the water god before her arch like he was.

Temari gasped in surprise as he turned towards her, his bright yellow hair shining like the very life giving sun above, while his blue eyes drew her into their depths, beckoning her like a glass of ice water during a drought. She could almost hear the angels singing an immaculate chorus as their eyes met, and he smiled shyly at her.

She returned the smile nervously, undoing her top to join him in his swim. She could see his lips moving, but her own heart thundering in her ears made it impossible for her to hear what he said. A moment later her smile turned to a slack jawed look of shock as all she saw was his backside, firmly swaying in the air before her as he ran across the water away from her. A moment later the shock turned to fury as she realized that he was running away from her. And that, just wouldn't do.

Summoning forth her favorite weasel, she merely pointed at the retreating form before her, and ordered, "Sic' em'."

TBC