HatakeKakashiSensi: Thank you, and I'm glad that you enjoyed that part with Kakashi. That was a fun one that just came to me as I wrote. As for the traitorous duo, well you'll see in this chapter. ^.^ Oh... and I have plans for Kakashi to make another attempt at Naruto...
2008: Good luck with the story. As for poor little Hinata, it wouldn't have been her that had gotten Naruto sadly, but I will make it up to her. And the early ending with other things would just lose the flow of the story, no?
CelticReaper: I'm glad that you enjoyed the chapter, you're very welcome. Here's the update.
O.o: Heh, yeah, you'll see what they do now.
Anonymous: Another long review ^.^ Glad to see you back again. I hope that your sides healed up alright. Friends like that make it great amounts of fun times. Never regret that. I'm not entirely sure that Naruto really wants Sasuke back at this point in time... but it's possible he'll get him to come back... hmm... decisions... decisions... Moral? There's a moral to this story? Oh dear... Here's the next one.
nm1716: Glad you're enjoying it, and I hope that you continue to enjoy it, here's the update.
90MLLu: Ara ara... very verbose once again. Welcome back to the author notes. As for the spelling, I try to keep them spelled correctly, sometimes though, I really want to correct it when they're common words spelled wrong. Thanks for telling me it's hilarious, humor's not my best work, but I try hard. I'm glad that you got a big smile and laugh outta this story. Yes... they are Shikamaru approved troublesome. I'm glad that you enjoyed the story and that my descriptions and suspense. As for their success or failure... you'll see ^.^ Thanks for the praise.
Trinity the Kistune Kunoichi: Thank you, I will keep writing, here's the update. Hope you keep getting a kick outta it.
badkidoh: Hehehe, glad that you're enjoying. Updated, and stuff.
spottedstar2: Poor Shika indeed, and since I'm using Orochimaru and Sasuke together as they are, probably post time jump. Glad more people are getting a kick outta Kakashi.
HelKat: Into their laps... hmm... nah I don't think I'll do that just yet... Updated! ^.^
Elemental Dragon Swordman: E.D.S.: Enjoying that popcorn? The invasion is a bit of a cosmic pull from the jutsu. Hope your stomach's settled. Yeah about them... well pheromones are pheromones... *munches popcorn*
TP-Kataang: thanks
Alyondria: Don't worry, I wouldn't leave you hanging like that for long! Yeah, run away Naruto! RUN AWAY!!!!
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 9: Sounding off.
Naruto was enjoying a nice, and peaceful confinement in his usual way, trying to plot an escape in any way possible. Even if it was for his protection, as well as that of his entire village, he just couldn't sit still. However, he found that Tsunade had taken every lesson learned in keeping him trapped in a hospital room and applied it here. Every inch was covered in seals that would prevent him from using chakra to break through or stick to a surface. The chute that had deposited him, and those smoke grenades now had a grate covering it, with a filter system beyond that from what he could see. Even the floor had seals to prevent him from going through it. To put it simply he was stuck until the jutsu either wore off, or something happened to set him free.
As if in answer to that very thought, one entire section of wall suddenly collapsed with a loud explosion. Rolling to his feet and hands, he felt his hackles raise as he saw new forms filling the breech in front of him. He was about to charge in and take them out, when a familiar voice stopped him. "Naruto? What happened to you?"
"Sasuke? What are you doing?" Naruto challenged, turning towards the source of the voice that had spoken.
"What? I can't come and..." Sasuke started, pausing for a moment as he shook his head, causing the inner alarms to go insane in Naruto's mind. "Come and... visit my teammates... yeah... I've been thinking about you two... especially you Naruto..."
Naruto gulped at the sound of purring in Sasuke's voice, as his traitorous teammate began to... was that sashaying? ... towards him. That's when it struck him. He'd been in the room, moving around and probably sweating a lot for a little over three hours, which means that the pheromones were probably super concentrated right now. Naruto decided that rather than risk his tenuous grip on sanity he had now, he'd just bum rush Sasuke into open air, and hope instincts caused him to fight rather than the alternative.
As the two flew out into the open air, Naruto smiled, relishing the feeling of sunlight again. Pushing off his best friend he landed on a nearby rooftop, ready for a fight. Seeing Sasuke prep across the way brought a smile to his face. Their fighting was second nature to them, and it was long overdue time for another spar. Charging forward, Naruto closed the distance towards Sasuke, hoping to keep him fighting instead of falling into the spell of the pheromones.
Meanwhile, Orochimaru was watching his future body fighting from the top of the hospital roof. This was to be Sasuke's operation, with everyone under his command. Orochimaru was her to occupy his former teammates Jiraiya and Tsunade... but something... something held his attention on the blond boy that his apprentice was dueling with. Licking his lips he watched as Sasuke brought forth his sword, slashing open parts of the blond's jumpsuit, showing off Naruto's fishnet covered torso, muscles rippling deliciously under sweat covered skin. Oh, if only the demon hadn't been put into him... he would make a fine choice of bodies, especially with the chakra reserves he held.
While wiping off the drool he'd built up on his chin, his ears finally recognized the fact that he wasn't alone. Looking to his left and right, he found that nearly all the sound ninjas, and several dozen worth of Konoha ninjas were standing there watching the fight, all with equally lust filled eyes. The one that surprised him the most however was one he recognized as a hyuuga in a corset and mini-skirt yelling to Naruto that and he quotes "Her pet wouldn't lose to anyone!"
Back in the fight, Naruto was panting, really missing his weapons and armor with his other jump suit. The kunai he was using weren't enough to keep Sasuke from cutting into him, which thankfully healed quickly, but still hurt. It was time to kick this up a notch, summoning forth a quad of shadow clones, in a star formation around Sasuke, they all attacked in one fluid motion, having used his thoughts to coordinate an attack. Even in the middle of the attack, Naruto couldn't help but notice that Sasuke had the oddest grin on his face, a smile he'd only seen on... Jiraiya... and that's when it hit him. He was half naked, sweaty, and Sasuke was under the effects of the pheromones, meaning that the shadow clones likely accelerated the arousal, and Sasuke was thinking of doing some very, VERY disturbing things. Letting the clones keep him busy, the real Naruto fell back a moment and looked for a quick escape route, only to notice one very disturbing fact. He was surrounded, and by the looks of it, everyone was under the influence.
He was about to whimper when he heard a familiar chomping sound, and a high pitched squeal from Sasuke. Turning slightly, his suspicions were confirmed when he saw the little fox biting down on Sasuke's crotch. Using the momentary distraction he summoned forth as much chakra as he could, and pumped them into his feet and legs. The next part was going to be interesting to say the least. Charging at Sasuke, he made it seem that he was going to attack the downed man, but instead two of his clones helped him to spring over him, and with the chakra release over the crowd, while they dispersed into smoke to help and cover his escape attempt.
Running flat out he bit his thumb and rushed through the summoning seals, slamming his hand down and summoning any toad he could to help him out. What he got was a new one, very thin but very powerful looking, and the bright red of his legs seemed to appeal to him. The toad only took a moment to look behind them before leaping in front of Naruto and shouting. "HOLD ON TIGHT!"
Naruto didn't even bother questioning what it had seen before latching on to the toad, and holding on for dear life. A moment later the toad sprang away into the air, bounding off walls and street like one of those pinballs off of bumpers. Naruto looked behind them for a moment to see that this toad was carrying them farther away from the pursuit... which if he wasn't very much mistake... was the entirety of Konoha and then some.
The toad carried him out of the village and through the woods as fast as toadly possible. But Naruto's grip was weakening. As they leaped over a gorge, Naruto's grip finally failed him, and gravity took its course.
Closing his eyes, he waited for the landing to come, knowing that this was going to hurt like hell. However when he felt himself landing instead on a feathery soft cloud, his eyes opened in surprise, and there before him was a face that scared him to the core, and seemed to piss Kiyuubi off to no end.
"Hello Naruto, I am the Shinigami, and welcome to the land of the dead," the death bringer said cordially as it extended a bony hand. "Don't worry, it's only a temporary stay as a favor to some friends of mine, they'd like to meet you."
