Hey folks, hate to say it, but I'm having issues with my main system, and cannot use that to upload to , or even go onto it. What that means is that I'm working on my laptop, which I haven't installed open office on, and have crashed USB ports on, so I'm taking a copy outta my e-mail in order to load this. Yay for redundant copies!
I'm gonna make a statement right now, two tails and younger aren't effected by Naruto's pheromones, and Porn Senses do not belong to me, they belong to AceroTiburon.
CelticReaper: Yes... yes it was on both accounts. First things first mate, gotta get a person to be with, but I'm really shy around women. Here's the update, and yes... yes I can, and have hung ya out like that.
Elemental Dragon Swordman: No, it's not over yet. Naruto's gonna be screwed in a variety of ways if he doesn't keep running. Yes, there are males and females.
The-Eighth-Sin: Thanks, sorry it's not neat and clean.
anonomus: Thank you, the porn's in Kakashi's pants, left back in Konoha.
WINDXNINJA: Thank you, I'm glad people are enjoying my attempt at humor, and yes there are people ingo NaruShino. For example myself if it's done right. Yes, I enjoy Yaoi and Yuri if they're done nicely. Here's the next chapter.
Alyondria: Poor Shino, all he wants is a little love, that's not asking much is it? I dunno about this turning into a yaoi, but ya never know. And yes, he has to deal with the horny foxes, and other problems.
badkidoh: Thank you, yeah the end was a bit of a wow point. Updated.
geetac: Yeah, I like Shino, he's a great guy, and I hope I did him up right. Thanks again.
Terminally Ambivalent: Hmm? Oh those foxes, yeah, I suppose I don't have mercy for Naru-chan... or do I? Naruto's therapy bills are going to be in the billions. Thanks, here's the update.
Trinity the Kitsune Kunoichi: Thank you. Will do. Updated. Yeah you can, you just don't want to. I've always thought it was interesting. Maybe he will, maybe they will, guess we'll see. Hmm... NaruHarem's always fun... but so is NaruShino.
spottedstar2: Not many did, and yeah, I thought the Anko part was fun. I'll keep writing.
Anonymous: Hey Bob! Actually this was the 13th chapter, updated on the first of 3 Thursday the 12ths in the year 2009, but I like your claim better. ^.^ 13's always been a lucky number for me. Soon she'll be one of us, one of us, one of us... *listens to the chat* Oh yeeeeesssss.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! err... yeah, just let her come over at her own pace. Thanks about Shino, I wasn't sure that he'd get any loving when I brought him out, but I was pleasantly surprised. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! As for why you read that like it is... you'd have to take this from the source... maybe not. You know, maybe you should get some more humorous music to listen to while reading my fics... _ _ I listen to Nanne Grönvall - Håll om mig while I'm writing, if you can find the princess tutu video on Youtube, that's a great AMV for it. Here's the update, and don't ever stop! PS: listening to Chaba - Parade while I'm uploading this. Bonus points to all that know this song.
90MLLu: Thanks, I'm glad people are enjoying the story, I'll try to keep it entertaining to the very end. Kon is actually an onomotopeia of what the Japanese thinks a fox's bark sounds like. Sorry I don't really have a more creative origin for you guys. ^.^;; Was I really that obvious about it being him? Ah well, I'm just glad that people are accepting his love for Naruto. Heh, yeah, that line was a fun one to write out, I'm glad the whole scene came out as nicely as it did. Thanks again for the reviews, it's always nice to see longer reviews, pointing out what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong. I dunno if I'll throw in Ibiki, cause I might be winding down on this fic, and yeah, things would definitely go wrong in a hurry. Thank you, I'm writing with a ferver.
jolteonforever: Poor Naruto, poor sweet Shino, poor innocent trench coat, poor therapists... so many lives tormented by the accursed jutsu. T-T DARN YOU JIRAIYA!!! You not a fan of the power of Youth? YOSH! We will write 1000 fanfics in order to get you to change your mind, if we fail that, we shall run 10000 laps on our tongue! *sounds of breaking steel support beams is heard* GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER YOU TWO! Sorry about that... seems Gai and Lee took over for a while... Ara ara... what's wrong with speedos on Gai?
Anonynous: Yeah, definitely a win saying... if anyone else wants to know, it pretty much is Latin for "interupted sex", I think...
HelKat: Are they? Are they really revealed? I'm not entirely sure there, I think it's time to continue reading to find out... Shino'll be fine... I'd worry about Team Gai because of that sneak attack on the bug user. I like a lotta Naruto/people pairings, Shino's in there, I also like KakaIru, but that's for another story. Update... NOW!
IchPPa Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 13: From the Pan to the Fire
Naruto turned on Kon with a shocked expression for only half a moment before the sound of others drawing near alerted him to his sudden need to run. Looking back, he estimated about fifty foxes, ranging from three tails to eight tails drawing towards him. He only estimated, because he was already running away before his head had turned back around, so he never saw Kon tailing him with a playful smirk on her face.
Ducking into one side tunnel, he screeched to a stop at the sight before him. As he reversed direction and ran away, he tried to not think about what he saw, but couldn't help wonder how they'd gotten speedos in their size, and why those three seemed eerily familiar. Leaping over a jet of flame, his eyes bulged as he realized that these foxes weren't planning on playing around, and he'd likely not survive if they caught him.
Ducking down a tunnel that smelled of vanilla, he ran through what seemed to be a kitchen area. Here, there were bustling larger foxes making everything from stews to desserts. Naruto's jaw dropped at the sight before him, tears rolling down his cheeks, for there before him was a large steaming pot of the gift from the heavens, RAMEN!
One of the foxes, this one a one tail with dark blue fur, and lilac eyes spotted him, and his look of rapture at the sight of ramen before him. With only a quick look around she nudged the pot closer. He could have sworn that she was blushing. With a little wiggle of his tail in thanks, he wasted no time in sticking his face into the ramen and began gulping it down with wanton abandon.
After his binge, which was surprisingly neater than he ever managed as a human, Naruto sat back with a sated smile on his face. That was good, and at least no one had tried to jump him in here. Maybe it was because they were one and two tails... that probably meant they were young still. Under the age of mating. Good, he could use this information.
Rolling into a standing position, he smiled and winked at the fox that had given him the food, smiling as she giggled and her cheek fur seemed to darken before his eyes. The others seemed to be jealous of her now, and with that thought in mind, he climbed out the back way and began heading away, letting his nose and the feel of air on his fur to guide him out.
Taking another side tunnel, he smiled as he caught the scent of grass and trees. This had to be the way out, he'd be able to return to human form, and figure out where he was. If he was in a safe location, he'd find a hiding spot and relax, if it wasn't he'd run like hell again. Bursting out of the tunnel and into the sunshine he smiled at the familiar face before him, knowing that scar across the nose anywhere.
Reversing his transformation as he tackled Iruka, he hugged the man he considered a brother tightly. "Man, I'm glad to see you Iruka-sensei, everyone's gone nuts lately... but... you wouldn't would you? I mean you don't find me attractive, right?"
Iruka looked down at Naruto, his eyes widening even as the denial died on his lips. A faint blush tinged the ends of his scar, making it stand out even more as he tried to fight the building outward signs of his attraction. Looking away he swallowed the lump in his throat and pulled himself and Naruto up. "N...not normally Naruto, but remember you're under that jutsu, no one's immune apparently. Save family, and children. According to Jiraiya's calculations you have another forty-eight hours. Run Naruto, run as fast as you can, don't let them get you."
Naruto staggered back, mentally disturbed as he had felt Iruka's failing resolve poking him before they stood up. He started turning to leave, when he heard something that made that disturbing mental image a million times worse.
"CAPTAIN PORNO AWAY!" was all Naruto heard before the air was knocked from his lungs and he got spirited away by one speedo wearing masked jounin instructor, by the name of Kakashi. As they whizzed through the trees, Naruto reflected on something Iruka had mentioned. He only had to deal with this for another 2 days, and then he could rip into that damned pervert of a sensei. But first, he had to lose this pervert.
"Oi Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto called to gain the jounin's attention, a flicker of Kakashi's eye told him that he had it. His brain came up with the fastest way to get out of the jounin's hands. "Can you put me down pwease?" he asked with a pout, sad soulful eyes, ear flat back, and tail held sadly. The idea worked almost as well as planned, Kakashi ran smack dab into a tree, releasing Naruto.
After a tumble through the underbrush Naruto was up and running again, pumping his legs as fast and hard as he could. Dodging under some low branches he heard a thunk that alerted him to pursuit. Looking back he let out a whimper as he found dozens of ninjas and foxes hot on his tail.
Paying attention to where he was going finally he found himself skidding to a halt, right at the edge of the fourth Hokage's hair. Looking around he couldn't really find a way off, and when he tried to run back, he found that his retreat route had been blocked by his pursuers. Looking for an escape, he noticed the entire group was moving in closer, crowding him towards the tip at the end of the Hokage's hair.
To say he was nervous, would be like saying Kyuubi had a temper. A gross understatement. The situation looked dire indeed, he could see all the jounin instructors, Team Gai, Hinata, a scat covered Anko, and a small army of various foxes surrounding him. Blinking at something he'd just seen, but couldn't identify he nearly lost his footing and let gravity do its thing. If he had to guess, however he'd have said it was Hinata flashing him. She had an impressive pair hidden under that coat of hers.
While berating himself for being a pervert, he smiled nervously at the gathered crowd. "Now... let's not do anything rash folks... I'm sure there's something we can work out."
What had finally sent him into unconsciousness and ultimately dropping like a brick through the air was when a buck naked eight year old girl with fox ears and a tail pop out of no where, and yelled. "LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE!"
Naruto stared blankly at her for a moment before her scent finally reached his nose. Kon's scent confirmed the identity of his savior. And at that moment his brain decided to overload.
As he was falling off the mountain, he almost swore he heard Kyuubi's voice whisper in disbelief. "She's alive... but... I saw... I saw him... kill her... that snake bastard killed her!" But as darkness overtook his mind again, he couldn't investigate any further.
The next thing he knew, Naruto found himself staring up into the eyes of the Shinigami again. "Ya know kid, you're not going to get frequent diers miles with me."
