Hey folks, here's another chapter, hope you enjoy! This chapter was done a little later than I normally like, due to computer transition issues. But here it is! All done on my new computer.
WINDXNINJA: Yeah, Gaara's always has been a little unhinged though... and it's under 24 hours when Gaara started his hunt. Here's the next one.
AkioofWind: Thanks! Yugito's around here someplace... I'm not entirely sure where... and yes, the cat thing can be done in various interesting ways... hope you enjoy it. Again, thank you. No worries on the missed reviews.
badkidoh: Thank you, updated. I hoped it would come off nicely, glad it did.
volrath77: Not really in the Oiroke form... more of a blend between that and what genetics would really have given him if he was born female. Hmm... well a bit of warning I shoulda had Jiraiya give was that if Naruto were to... have foriegn bodies in his body at the one hour time limit, he wouldn't revert back. But that's in the past, so let's continue... Yeah, it'd turn it upside down for a few weeks, but things would adjust. Thanks! Shukaku's coming to visit you now.
CelticReaper: Thank you ^.^ Take a look below to see. Updated.
Trinity the Kitsune Kunoichi: Thank you. Will do. Updated. Yes you can. I'm gonna stop replying to this part...
ratpigeon: Gaara's got more control than he had, but he also is taking his time, since he knows that Naruto will eventually wear down.
geetac: Thanks, glad you did.
The-Eighth-Sin: Yeah she is hot... and why let her being a former dude stop ya?
HikariNoTenshi-San: Angel of life is it? Thanks for the praise! Makes my heart soar! Ara ara... if you don't drink coffee... try caffiene free sodas...
Alyondria: Thanks, I wasn't sure how it'd mesh, but I'm glad it did so nicely. Here's more.
Kenta-Sonek-Raikiri: Yeah, it kinda sucks, I suppose, but even if Jiraiya had fixed the seal, I think that Kishimoto woulda still almost killed him due to the influence it'd have on Naruto. And Gaara's got more coming, just watch.
90MLLu: Ara ara, thank you very much, yeah that was one of my nicer sections. Thanks again for the praise. I wanted to experience a different POV in that chapter, and I'm glad it came out as nicely as it had. Here's some more.
Anonymous: Ara ara... thank you Bob... One time OC's have potential, remember that. Just look at Kon, she was going to be a one time thing, but I fell in love with her, and just kept developing her as the story progressed... Really wish I had some fan art of her... *coughhintcoughhintcough* Heh, I dunno why I put it in, but I'm really glad I did. Updated.
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Kokiiru-kun: Gaara. With a nose bleed. Now that you have seen it, you cannot unsee it! Oh, I'm sure there'll be a lot of awkward moments, and blushing... and seppuku... and drinking... and... oh god... I've created a monster... ara ara
Seraph of Shadows: That's great plenty to say, welcome to the group. Here's the next chapter.
jolteonforever: I'm not entirely sure at this point... however, it is a good point to specify that the leaf turns him into a 100% female, including fully working reproductive organs. So yes, he can get knocked up in the female form. Sorry about the lack of innuendoes, I just felt that they'd detract from the chapter as a whole. And there is NO WAY on this green Earth, I will ever have Gaara do that baggy pants thing... it would just be too wrong. As for the clothes... uhh... chakra! *runs away*
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Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 22
Naruto sat under a tree several yards away from where Gaara had last talked to him. Shortly after he had transformed back to normal, Gaara had called out and told him that he would have a few minutes in which he could rest before the next Jinchuuriki arrived.
While he was sitting under the tree he found one of the bugs Shino had placed on him. "Hey there little buddy," Naruto greeted the bug as he held it on his finger, "Is there more of you on me?"
The bugs body bob of a nod was enough to get him to smile, knowing that he had some friends present cheered him up a great deal. Digging a few ryou out of his pocket, he held it up to the bug, asking him in a pleading tone. "Think you could carry this to Shino, have him buy me something to eat… and have Kon or some of you guys bring me it?"
A nod from the bug later, Naruto handed over the money and watched as it flew off. Pushing off the tree he stretched and looked around for the next Jinchuuriki, not that he knew what to look for, but he figured that anyone out this far from the village were probably the Jinchuuriki, or really, really horny.
Turning around, he came face to face with something that caused him to fall flat on his backside. There was a young woman climbing out of the tree, head first with a mile wide smile on her face, giving the woman a very insane look to her face. "Hello my dear… I'm Yugito… Yugito Nii, but you can call me pussy…" she paused, causing Naruto's cheek to redden, "cat."
Naruto crawled backwards as fast has he could move his hands. This girl was setting off the Anko alarms, which usually meant that he'd be bleeding soon. He also knew that turning his back to her would be a bad idea. "That's nice Yugito-nee-chan… but I've really gotta run so we'll talk another time, okay?"
"Oh no," Yugito purred softly as she slinked across the way towards Naruto, "See, normally I'd be willing to let you go with a promise to meet again… but right now, Nibi would be upset… very upset…"
"Nibi? Uhh… you're a Jinchuriki aren't you?" Naruto asked nervously as he glanced around nervously. "Two tails?"
"Oooo such a smart one," the feline female purred softly, still creeping nearly. "I'm sure our kittens would be perfect litters every time."
"NO!" Naruto exclaimed before laughing nervously, "I mean, I'm not smart, and I'm sure the kids wouldn't be that great…"
Yugito paused in her approach to tilt her head curiously before shaking her head and smiling widely. "Well then… what's your name cutey?"
Naruto gulped past the sudden lump in his throat as he continued to backpedal, never seeming to gain any distance from the approaching woman. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki… Kyuubi's container…"
"Oh! The nine tailed fox…" Yugito mused thoughtfully as she stretched her body out for Naruto to see. "Such a strong mate too… I think you would be ideal for my kittens…"
Oh Kami… Naruto thought for a moment, watching as the limber, flexible woman continued to provide him with more than enough images about what they'd be doing to get the kittens. Oddly enough, for the first time in the entire month, he felt his resolve falter. Dear sweet Kami in heaven… help?
Naruto couldn't help but wince as his internal voice squeaked, which wasn't helped at all by Yugito arching her back forward, while curling her legs up, so that her toes and head met forming a very curvaceous loop for Naruto's eyes to behold. Naruto however, found that Kami seemed to be out to lunch at this time, because just as he stumbled over a root, a caped, spandex-clad man swooped in and spirited him away. Naruto didn't even need to hear the cry of "CAPTAIN PORNO TO THE RESCUE!" to guess who his would be savior was.
Looking up at Kakashi's masked face he whimpered cutely, his ears flattening to his skull, all from the perverse twinkle to the grey-haired man's exposed eye. Looking back the way they had come from, Naruto saw that the cat was still after her mouse, even if the hawk swooped in and stole it away. Not that Naruto wasn't grateful, he was really, but he wanted to get away from his sensei just as much as from the cat container pursuing them. Thankfully the squirming about provided him with an opportunity to effect an escape, when Kakashi swung him to the other hip, having Naruto's head and upper torso facing the opposite direction.
A one handed tiger seal, and a five hundred years of pain later, Naruto was free and running for his dear life. Not only was the now snickering, and still maniacally grinning, Yugito still after him, but Kakashi had recovered quickly and returned to the chase. Pouring more chakra into his legs, he took to bounding through the forest like an uncontrolled, orange-clad, rubber bouncy ball on speed. He knew that Yugito would only keep chasing him for another 50 minutes, but Kakashi he wasn't so sure about. Actually, he was surer that Kakashi wouldn't give him a break than unsure about it.
Seeing a split of the trees up ahead, he smirked and formed his favorite hand seal, summoning a full division of clones to mask himself. A brigade took off down the right side of the split, while another took the left, the remaining two brigades, including him poured into and through the clearing, only to find that something weirder than the entire past month was waiting for them.
There, in the middle of the clearing, laying on a rack stretched out was a black clad man in an orange spiral mask, with his head resting on a folded up cloak with red clouds, and an envelope on his chest with Naruto's name on it. One of the clones picked it up, and began reading it while the rest of the force restarted their charge to the rear. As the clone read, his face took on a sickly shade of green, only to look overly relieved when the two pursuers made it to the clearing. He handed over the note to Kakashi and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The perverted masked Copy-nin took one look at the note, and paled visibly. This in and of itself was a considerable feat, considering how pasty white his body was under the clothes he always wore. Looking over at the bound ninja, he blinked as his duty took control of his mind. He approached the trapped man cautiously, ready to summon Pakkun at a moment's notice. "Excuse me, but who are you?"
"Tobi is a good boy!" the masked ninja proclaimed, still bound on the table, as though an offering to a sex god. "Will you make Tobi an honest boy too?"
As Kakashi debated exactly what that meant, Naruto was still fleeing from Yugito, like any ninja worth his headband would be from a doctor with a needle. Screaming and crying like a baby the entire way. Every few minutes, he'd feel the dispersal of a clone, and with that, he'd gain the memories of purring, licking, fondling, and dozens of other sensual sensations that slowly stirred forth a part of his body he'd long thought hidden away.
"DAMMIT MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! SHE'S THE OTHER WAY!" Screamed his long thought beaten libido. After a few years with Jiraiya, he had taken that part of himself and locked it away as best as he could, but at times like this it would arouse, with it came a bodily function that made running difficult.
'Not now… not like this...' Naruto lamely argued back. Fighting oneself while in the midst of a full on retreat was not exactly the smartest move he'd ever done, but right now he didn't particularly care. It was his life he was running for, so if he wanted to order his horny self to be quiet, he would thank you very much.
Looking back, he figured that he had about half of his clones left, dispersing a few squads of them, he sighed as the extra chakra gave him some more energy. Bounding over tree branch, he performed a quick Kawarimi with a log, which the suddenly appearing Sasuke tackled from mid-air.
"Dammit!" Sasuke shouted as Naruto continued running away, "I always confuse logs for people!" Naruto snickered slightly as he got out of range, thankful that Sasuke had decided to go after a group of clones instead of the real deal. Moments later however he felt two arms lightly curl around his neck.
"Now Naruto-kun... that wasn't very nice..." Yugito purred softly into the shorter blonde's ear. "Why would you run from me? I only want to be your lover."
"Yeah, but see, that's the problem..." Naruto responded evasively as he looked for any possible way to escape again. Seeing none, he decided to go with stalling. "I mean you are such a beautiful, intelligent older woman, that I am seriously intimidated by you."
"Oh that's so sweet..." Yugito purred as she leaned in to lick Naruto's neck. "You don't have to worry about that dear. I'm sure that just a few nights of pleasurable teaching would get you trained up properly..."
Naruto's whimper was only ended half a moment later by the sigh from Yugito as a siren went off in the distance. "Oh... it's time... you get a half-hour for lunch Naruto-kun... and then the next one comes..."
As Yugito reluctantly pulled away she leaned in for one last whisper, "If your bed is ever cold... just give me a little of your milk, and I'll keep your bed warm forever more."
