Ara ara... sorry about the delay everyone, completely blanked out on posting this this morning.
The-Eighth-Sin: Such a nice and mellow fellow, no? He was fun to write, thanks.
Elemental Dragon Swordman: No, Shichibi's not the badger like in the false legend of the biju, I think you'll like this one more though ^.^
CaptDutchboy: Yeah, he's cool, lotta people like him. Hope this chapter lived up to the build up I gave for Yua.
volrath77: Just remember, that Jiraiya would have to use the chakra to do the jutsu. And yeah it'd be karma, but not likely.
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Trinity the Kitsune Kunoichi: Glad people liked Jin, he was fun. And I'm only making up names for the ones that are missing them. And you won't be celebrating after Kirabi's chapter.
Stephanie8D: Even if it's a genjutsu, they're at least getting some action...
FairoNeko: Yeah, I think that's what people say about the entire story.
90MLLu: Glad that you're enjoying it, and hey! Three parts that you liked, I musta done something right! Enjoy this chapter.
CelticReaper: Jin's just a wonderful character, and such a fun guy to right. I dunno about the use of him in future fics, but I'll consider it.
AkioofWind: Glad you are loving the story still.
jolteonforever: *smiles and waits for him to get it* See, that wasn't so hard, now was it?
gryphonsson: A psychiatrist? Me? *calls one up, and listens as he runs screaming into the night* No....
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Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 27
Naruto panted as she hid in the hollow of a tree, trying to figure out what the hell had happened. One minute she'd been saying good-bye to Jin, the next Yua appeared in front of him with that dastardly leaf that had once again turned her into a girl. After the whole announcement of raping Naruto, Yua started stalking closer, so Naruto did the only thing she could think of: a strategic and full speed retreat in a multitude of directions, using Kage Bunshins to try and lose the insane female. More than one bunshin had fallen to Yua's assault, the memories of a few of their final minutes caused Naruto to shudder.
She wasn't sure exactly where those tentacles came from, but she was nearly certain that there was no way in hell she wanted to find out, especially with all the various and bizarre places they were going. After all, who wanted something going in that hole... Shaking her head she figured she knew a few that liked it. But that wasn't important.
Taking a deep breath, she looked around cautiously and leaped out of the tree, running as fast as she could away from where she felt any chakra. Two minutes later, Naruto whimpered because she knew the chakra signature behind him, and she really didn't want to be caught by her. Before this had happened, she may have liked it, but right now, she didn't even want to think what Sakura might do.
"Babe, you know what she'd do..." her libido called out standing on the running Naruto's shoulder in a distracting corset and heels number, with way too much oil on the riding crop in her hand. "She'd ride you hard all night long, and invite some friends!"
Grumbling something about annoying deviant voices in her head, Naruto barely had time to react before Sakura tackled her out of the trees and into the ground below. Struggling valiantly against her captor, Naruto squeaked out her annoyance at the tight grip, mostly because she couldn't get breath enough for more.
Meanwhile, Shino was watching Naruto's struggle with a pensive frown. He knew he had to help, but had promised to never use his Kikai bugs against fellow Konoha nins... but this one was assaulting his Naruto... and he hadn't sacrificed his own chances for so long, just so Sakura could have him. If he couldn't have Naruto, only Hinata was the only one he would approve for Naruto. Making up his mind he chose one of his bugs, instructing it to bite but not suck chakra.
A moment later Sakura let out a muffled scream of pain and curled up, her hands cupping her crotch protectively. Shino smirked as Naruto got up and ran off, with a friendly farewell. He would have to ask Naruto to keep this form around, for though he loved the blonde's male form with every fiber of his being, he still liked the pleasant way that form bounced while running along.
Naruto used her new found freedom from Sakura to get as far as she could as fast as she could away from her pink haired teammate. The places Sakura's hands were groping, really made her wish that she wasn't female right now. It just felt really weird feeling those places being touched, rubbed, and inserted into, though she had to admit that Sakura did have some skill at what she was doing, if the moisture between her legs was any indication.
"Look, I can be reasonable..." her libido whined as she begged on her knees to the fleeing Naruto. "Just give me ten minutes... and I promise you'll never regret it! Believe it!"
Naruto swore that she'd get her libido some mental help for that damn annoying catchphrase it had developed. Seriously, shouting believe it at the end of everything is completely idiotic, and slightly desperate. Putting it out of her mind, she sighed and tried to find a way to last the remaining fifty-five minutes of Yua's time.
What she found next put all concept of time limits right out of her head. She didn't want to know why Sasuke was fighting a log... she really... REALLY didn't... Especially since it seemed to be that Sasuke was losing, and badly. As she turned to sneak away she heard something that she was sure would haunt her nightmares for years to come, even on top of this experience all together. "Ima make yew squeal real purdy like... like a liddle piggeh!"
As Sasuke screamed "Oh KAMI! It's like Orochimaru all over again!" Naruto made good her escape from the scene before it was burned too deeply into her retinas. The sounds itself was enough to pray that she'd never remember this month.
As Sasuke got logged, Yua smirked at Naruto running away; she was heading right for her trap... now all she needed to do was let Temari send the blond the right direction. However, for some reason she felt that her log brethren were celebrating a revenge for past wrongs.
Kissing one of her tentacle like vines, lightly she laughed as a star-burst flair went up into the sky, signaling the next part as having begun. A good distance away, Naruto noticed the flair, but chose to ignore it as something more immediate took over her attention.
Temari had cut down several yards of the forest, leaving Naruto out in the open, where her accomplice, come lackey trapped her with a kage mane. Really, Naruto always thought Shikamaru was smarter than to fall into Temari's clutches like that... but love made people do stupid things.
Naruto had to think fast, as Temari and Shikamaru were both coming closer. Pulling out the last of her ideas out of her ass, she looked between the two. "So... which of you is first?"
Smirking as the two paused, Naruto pressed on to try and get her escape plan into effect. "Really... I mean I'm only a virgin, and not used to this soft and supple body, so I don't think I could handle the two of you at once. So will it be the strong and tender Temari of the Sand, or the smart and wise Shikamaru Nara to teach me the ways of love?"
As the two looked at each other, Naruto knew her plan was starting to work. After all, divide and conquer was one of the simplest and most successful plans for a reason. She just needed the final spike to drive them apart. With a cute pout she looked between the two and played lightly with her lower lip. "I guess if neither of you wants to be my first... you could find someone else to take my innocence..."
It was Temari that snapped first, just as Naruto predicted. "NO! You are going to be mine... there's nothing this wimp could say about it to make me change my mind."
"Don't be troublesome Temari, let's just capture her, and we can decide first later," Shikamaru reasoned, throwing a wrench into the plan. "After all, we could take turns..."
"That's true..." Temari considered eyeing up the other blonde lustfully. But Naruto saw that she was also reaching for her fan. "I'm sorry wimp, but this one's mine!" With that, her fan was out and smashing down onto Shikamaru's head with a solid crack. This gave Naruto two things she'd been wanting. A distraction, and release from the jutsu. Instead of waiting around to see if Shika was alright, she merely bolted away, unknowingly towards a trap that had been designed to capture her and her alone.
Getting a healthy distance away, a familiar and tantalizing scent filled her nostrils, dragging her in like a fish on a line. And there, in the middle of a clearing sat something that was almost exactly like one of her wet dreams from back when she was a guy. Hinata Hyuuga was laying in a bowl of ramen noodles and broth up to her neck, her hair hanging out the other side.
"DAMN!" Her libido cried out while taking in the gracious curves of Hinata's body hidden only in the barest sense of the word by noodles. "Okay, I know what you're thinking babe... but she... is right there... and..." the libido was cut off when Hinata lifted her leg out of the ramen, running a finger from the ankle to her thigh before licking the broth off the blessed digit with her surprisingly long and skillful tongue.
Naruto let out a strangled whimper as she felt every muscle in her body contract and tried to force her to step forward. It didn't help when Hinata blushed and tried to hide in the ramen either, only driving her to want to hold the heiress all the more. When Hinata smiled that sweet and inviting smile of hers, crooking the same finger she'd been licking earlier as though to invite Naruto forward, it was all she could do to remain in one place.
"You want that, don't you? The passion swelling in your breasts now..." the libido whispered, in an odd dark grey robe with a full cowl over her head. "Take your chance, use it. She is waiting... Go down on her now... give in to your lust... With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant."
Naruto shook her head, her eyes still transfixed as Hinata arched backwards, the noodles slipping off her creamy skin tantalizingly slowly. "No..." was all she could whisper out as Hinata squirmed in ecstasy.
"It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your sex drive, are now mine!" the libido called out, reaching out a hand, and then dropping it again shortly as a sea-foam green haired woman emerged from the broth, right between Hinata's legs, licking her lips lustfully. "Oh, that's why she was squirming..."
Naruto's reaction to the scene before her was a simple one, twin nasal geysers later and she was a few miles away, imbedded into the walls of Konoha.
Naruto's blissful trip into the land of unconsciousness was cut short sadly by her libido showing up. "Listen babe, that was weak, ya know? So how about you dig yourself out of this wall and go show them how it's done?"
Groaning, Naruto decided to follow at least half of that advice; she would pull herself out of the wall. Shaking the dust and debris from her orange blouse she sighed heavily, trying in vain to figure out a place to hide. Someone should have warned her about these insane Jinchuuriki, at least they weren't doing that annoying rap stuff; that would probably make Naruto want to claw out her eardrums.
Looking around, she sighed in gratitude that the nearest source of chakra was clear on the other side of the village from her. Getting out of the area, Naruto groaned as a now familiar chakra signature appeared on his trail, gaining fast. This day was just sucking more and more with each passing moment.
If she had to guess, she'd say that she had another twenty minutes left before she was free of Yua. That girl made Anko seem nice and normal. Speaking of the devil, here she was, coming at her from the front while Yua was still behind her. It just wasn't fair.
Rather than changing directions, Naruto bowed forward and pumped her legs harder, charging straight at Anko. It was a stupid, suicidal tactic, as the thunking of kunai nets on either side of her head indicated, but if it worked, she'd be able to make her escape. Smiling as she saw Anko drawing back, Naruto still charged forward, hoping to pull this off. Shortly after Anko's throw, Naruto dove to the ground, the net flaring open above her as she rolled through the undergrowth. Laughing she sprang to her feet and waved at the now netted Yua teasingly. "Bye bye!"
As Naruto sprinted away, Anko close in tow she felt so good that she didn't even notice her libido shouting at her. "WAIT! Come on! Go back and play with her! She's all trapped and waiting for you!"
Naruto's concerns only grew when she felt a chakra surge of epic proportions behind her. Without even bothering to look back, she knew it was bad, and that Yua was going to be coming after her now. Anko's shouting, "Whoa! Watch those vines baby!" only served to increase the bad feeling Naruto was suffering from. Looking back, she confirmed that those vines were coming after her, and fast. Dropping down to all fours, she redoubled her efforts to get away from both the kunai chucking psycho, and the vine wielding one.
Springing into the air, she barely cleared a fox that had bounded out of a den in a bonsai charge to tackle Naruto out of the air. Summoning forth a squad of clones, she used two to spring ahead, dispelling them, while the other three grabbed the fox and flung it at the pursuing duo of psychos, the last clone to dispel caught sight of the fox tripping up Anko, and Anko in turn getting tangled in Yua's legs.
Naruto used this distraction to good effect, where she dove into a roots nest, weaving her body into its depth to hide in for a quick breath. A puff of smoke later, and a tiny two-tailed fox bolted out of the roots, heading away as fast as its four legs could carry it, then another went in a different direction, every few seconds another would sprint out.
The real Naruto was among the middle of the mix of foxes running out. Her only hope was that the overwhelming numbers of foxes would make it impossible for the psychos to catch her. Using this method, she smirked as one of the farthest clones sent a memory of Anko pursuing it.
A moment later, she felt herself being picked up, and let out a little whimper, her tail curling protectively between her legs, and her ears flattening. She knew exactly who this would be, and she could only hope that bestiality was too kinky for her.
Oddly enough, Yua didn't look victorious, as a puff of smoke surrounded Naruto even as he was picked up off the grounds. "Alright brat, you won... don't get cocky though..." Yua growled as she squeezed Naruto with her vines, "I will get another chance, and you won't escape me. Understand?"
A squeak and nod was all Naruto could muster; however, he was happy that he had his twig and berries back. That meant her time was up, and it was another hour closer to the jutsu being finished. Reverting to human he smiled at Yua and extended his hand. "It was fun, why don't you go hang out with the others in town?"
Yua looked at the hand for a moment before leaning forward and kissing Naruto fully on the lips. "That sounds like a plan..."
Naruto stood gob smacked watching Yua walking away as he released several clones. Aside from the one that had been caught by Anko, most had been trapped by vine nets. Yua had the upper-hand the entire time, but it seemed she had wanted the chase more than anything else. Shaking his head he turned to walk away, when an idea sent a chill down his back. He was doomed if Yua and Yugito teamed up. Flat out, doomed.
