Sorry about the late update, and the weird formatting... is acting wonky tonight. Is it bad that I went to get the reviews for this fic... and was SHOCKED by the number I saw for hits? 90,009 and 493 reviews! Seriously guys, thank you! For that, reviewer number 500 will be getting a special sneak peek at my next story after II:AM is finished. You all rock so freaking much!

Elemental Dragon Swordman: So... uhh... where was he? I mean he missed a good chapter... *sighs* Ara ara... anyhow, we'll see exactly what Naruto is up to, ne?

BrownPaperBag51: Oh... I don't mind NaruSaku much... but normally it's just a bit on the contrived side... personally, if I'm going to write it, she's either on some happy drugs (or pheromones) or she's like a big sister... yes my big sister and I hit each other regularly growing up.

Aracade: Ara ara... Rule one for Turn-about: It's fair play! *pokes* Yua doesn't seem happy...

geetac: Hey, you know... Shino is the one with about ten more endings to his shipping(or some harem thereof) than any other, save Hinata.

badkidoh: Thanks, I try.

volrath77: Naru's such an evil one, isn't he? Going after targets that have been chasing him around all month... I have special plans for Jiraiya.

CelticReaper: Two slaves, a pair of crushes on both sides of the spectrum... so little time, so many orgies... err I mean people to satisfy... riiiight... ara ara -.o

AkioofWind: *bows* Thank you, and I don't think he could get far enough away.

Stephanie8D: There is an old song... let me sing for you the lyrics... "o/To everything turn, turn, turn... There is a season turn, turn, turn...o/" Sorry to all the bleeding ears folks.

HikariNoTenshi-San: Ara ara... so much to do... so little time... and yes, Libido is... well wasn't it always crazy? Glad that the loving, touching moment was loved, felt good giving them that.

The-Eighth-Sin: Only minorly

The Forgotten Hero: Alright, you make a lot of fairly good points, and reminded me of things I could have researched better thank you. And since I corrected you on the other points privately, I won't bring them up here. However, about the leaf thing? I feel that many are probably wondering. Basically in kitsune lore, a kitsune would use a leaf to transform... I just upped the leaf's power in this version. (P.S. Lemon... sounds good...)

anotamous: Served... like an atomic bomb.

Kenta Raikiri: Thank you for honoring your bargain, I.K. shall be returned to you after a few weeks. The muses are so hot and sticky, they just want to lounge by the pool in their togas and skinny dip. I assigned him as their servant for the duration of his stay.

jolteonforever: SHould have, but didn't... glad I went with my heart on the father/daughter scene... feels good, really good.

OverLordRevan: Smut will come when I feel like it.

Sasunaru101: That she is... I might keep Kon around as my little add in to writing... She's fun to write for!

FairoNeko: Evil... and wrapped around his daughter's little finger.

Kokiiru-kun: That would be a sight to see... wouldn't it? Another would be probably Pein getting stuck to a super magnet...

CaptDutchboy: Yep, glad you're liking it, and Jiraiya might have two braincells inside that skull of his...

90MLLu: Glad to have cheered your day up... here's some more!


Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism

Chapter 31

Naruto could smell it, the prey, it was strong this way. It was running scared right now, and by the smell of it, it was an aroused female. For some reason, the scent struck a familiar chord with him.

Rounding in on the scent's source, she smiled down at the prey that stood trembling before him. There she was, beautiful pink hair partially obscuring her lovely green eyes, her chest was sheaving for breath after having ran from Naruto. Dropping down to the ground, Naruto smirked at her prey, her hips sashaying tantalizing with every step. Softly she purred out to the cowering rosette-haired girl before her. "Hello Sakura-chan... are you trembline with fear..." pausing a moment she gave Sakura another look over with an assessing look, "Or lust?"

"SHANNARO!" a not so quiet or unfamiliar voice deep inside Sakura's psyche shouted out with a huge smile. "IT'S BOTH DAMMIT!"

Outward Sakura however chose that precise moment to not answer, but only squeak as Naruto leaned over the trembling rosette, a feat made all the more impressive by the fact that Naruto was shorter than her. "Naruto... please... don't do this... not like this," Sakura pleaded softly, tears welling in her eyes as she pressed harder into the back of the tree behind her.

The bitter laugh that reached her ears next wasn't what she had expected, even worse was the feminine lilt to it made it all the more sinister in her mind. "You know... I asked that of someone..." Naruto purred seductively, causing even Inner Sakura to clamp her thighs together in arousal, "And do you know what happened?"

"They kept going?" Sakura squeaked out, looking around desperately for an escape.

Naruto's laughter wasn't so bitter this time, but rather more like that old foxy snicker he had when his pranks were successful. She never could figure out how he could laugh like that, and still run at the same time, but now... now she wanted to know how this beautiful woman trapping her against the tree was able to pull off the same exact sound, and still make one want to piss themselves in fear.

"Oh dear... dear sweet Sakura-chan..." Naruto cooed out, her eyes soft, warm, and inviting; the tone however made it seem like she was mocking the poor girl. "For all your brains, you never could see the obvious..."

Naruto leaned in and kissed Sakura lightly on the forehead, before a swirl of smoke obscured the blonde again and in her place was the real Naruto. He however disappeared a moment later, the only thing lingering about his presence being his voice calling out, "Ask Shino about what happened when he had me caught!"

A few strides away, Naruto growled inwardly at the fox who was now smirking in his cage. "There, you had your hour, now will you shut up?"

"I am satisfied, thank you for letting me bond with my daughter and not counting it against my hour of control..." Kyuubi purred with satisfaction as he settled in for a rest. With a smirk, he thought that he might just give the brat a gift if he managed to make it the remaining ten hours. It took guts to turn the tables like that on the others like that, but soon they'll get wise that he's still running away from them. And when that happens, then that annoying libido who was currently screaming from under Kyuubi's paws would be happy.

That had been another part of the deal; the libido had to be contained for the duration of Kyuubi's control. And well... when there's a nice seal covered cell already available...

Convincing the cell's warden had been a simple matter, heck that Yondaime bastard loved the idea so much he laughed about it. Right up until his wife smacked him upside the head, and then agreed with the idea. Oh Kyuubi liked her alright; she had the spark of fire that refused to let foxes get tamed.

Now if only he could get Naruto to accept another aspect of fox life, that being the taking of multiple mates, he might just be able to pass on the title of king of the kitsunes to the brat, and entrust his daughter's life with him. After all, he was among the most honest and savage fighters among those weak humans.

Looking down at the oddly silent libido, he smirked as it was just laying there pouting. There was something satisfying in the way he had broken the sap. It paid to be a powerful demon after all, helping to suppress a mental aspect was nothing. But it was boring without the brat around. So he tapped a claw on the figment's head. "Stop pouting brat, he'll let you out once puberty starts effecting his brain. And besides, I think we can do more after he finishes this jutsu. Want to hear my plan?"

As the curious psychosis listens in to Kyuubi's plan, a chill ran up Naruto's spine as he strolled along the forest canopy. Looking around he tried to see if anyone was nearby, muttering "Why do I feel like my life is going to get more hellish?" Springing from the branch he extended his senses more, trying to figure out where the nearest solo chakra signal was coming from. During his turn, he beat up Jiraiya, teased Sakura, and now he wanted to finish strong.

His plans were derailed however, when he noticed the person standing directly in front of him. It was Jin, who had seemed like a decent enough guy, but there was something about his stance that put Naruto on the defense. Searching around quickly he found that they were alone.

"Hey Jin... what's up man?" Naruto called out cautiously, remaining away from the odd jinchuuriki.

Jin looked up at Naruto with a frown, before sighing and settling down on the ground. "Well Naruto, it seems that I have to at least attempt to capture you, or they won't give me back my bubbles and pipe..."

"I see... and you're not running from me why?" Naruto asked as he dropped out of the trees, landing next to the pouting guy. "I mean you know it's now my turn to chase the others, right?"

"It's a trick, you sly fox..." Jin chuckled as he watched Naruto land and dust himself off. "You're not the type to switch your mind suddenly like that. I can tell, it's in your aura man..."

"Really?" was Naruto's ever so witty reply.

"Naw man, but I saw how you was earlier... you were chilled out man, not all savage predator, dig?" Jin countered leaning against a tree while watching the clouds go past. "So... how about some tag or something, to say honestly I chased you... I really want my pipe and bubbles back man..."

"Yeah sure... and if you do manage to catch me..." Naruto answered flipping up into a tree, "I really need to practice more... you're it." And with that Naruto sprinted away through the trees, playing for the first time the game he'd seen several others playing before. And it sure did seem like fun, now was his time to find out.