volrath77: Now now, do put your feelings into their love... besides, are we even sure Shino's a guy under that coat? Aside from canon telling us so that is...
Elemental Dragon Swordman: Uhh... sorry about the blood loss.
The-Eighth-Sin: Heh, figured people'd agree with the little pervert...
CaptDutchboy: Ara ara... even the god of death needs to jerk people around sometimes, ya know?
badkidoh: Thanks, updated & stuff
Aracade: Well... Kon is a demon, remember?
jolteonforever: Glad you're loving it... sorry about the mental scaring.
CelticReaper: Well... Ino's going to be here and there from now on... updated.
Alyondria: Yeah, I'm glad of that fact too.
HikariNoTenshi-San: There might be an omake later, just not sure... ara ara updated
Trinity the Kitsune Kunoichi: Thank you, here's some more. Glad you're enjoying it.
spottedstar2: A few chapters back actually... sorry... Thanks, glad you're liking it this far. Updated
FairoNeko: Yeah, just a moment though, or else the poor girl might melt
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Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 33
Naruto sighed as he was half-dragged along by a girl half of his height, and a fraction of his age. If it wasn't for the fact that she had a grip that would rival Kakashi's, he might have been tempted to laugh at the scene. "So... where are we going Kon-chan?"
"Oh... someone wants to meet up with you aniki... she's wearing one of those masks, and says she isn't after you..." Kon answered with a nervous smile.
Naruto raised an eyebrow at the evasive answers coming from the usually expressive Kon, seeing her nervous smile as she mentioned who he was to meet. Deciding not to press he followed the little girl as she brought him to a clearing, where Tsunade was sitting on a log. "Hey Brat, how goes?" the speakers called out as she waved calmly. Naruto's experience with Kakashi had been enough to tell him that she was smiling by how her eyes curved and crinkled slightly.
"Well baa-chan, kinda sucky actually..." Naruto complained with a pout. "What was up with you being with the pornoteers? I nearly lost it seeing you like that."
"It's the pheromones Naruto, they effect the body chemistry so much that the brain isn't working the same way anymore. It doesn't change the initial sexual preference, but since most of humanity is at least bisexual to a degree... it amplifies feelings already there," Tsunade explained as she patted the log next to her for him to sit down. "Ino in fact only had a matter of minutes in our bodies before they started to reject her resistance without the masks. Then the others start playing around with genjutsu while the brains are not working... at all pretty much... the end result is basically what you've been seeing. Understand?"
". . ." Naruto settled to the ground in front of Tsunade just in case she wasn't as in control as she seemed. His mind kept trying to process all that he had just heard from her, but nothing seemed to be adding up right in his brain. Finally he just gave up and surrendered. "No, I don't... but that's fine, I just have to keep from getting captured by them until their brains are working again, right?"
"Except for Anko..." Tsunade corrected with a nod, "She's out for you without the pheromones..."
"I was hoping you wouldn't remind me of that..." Naruto whined as he cupped his hands over his ears. "She was after me earlier, and if that orange-masked Akatsuki member guy... uhhh... Tobi, I think... hadn't pulled me out, I would have been trapped."
"I see..." Tsunade mused while her eyes told him she was smirking, loving every minute of his torment, "I hear that your little sister here saved you from Akatsuki... and a few others..."
"Oh yeah! Kon-chan was amazing!" Naruto declared to the heavens above as he hugged his little savior, who had returned to fox form. Setting her down in his lap, he began petting her gently while sighing heavily. "Hey Baa-chan? Is there a way to repress memories? Cause I've got several... dozen from this past month that would be great to not have to see again..."
"Did you hear that Inoichi-kun?" A voice said from the left of them.
"Indeed I did," presumably Inoichi replied from their right. "The poor little fox wants to block some memories..."
"We should help him out, shouldn't we?" the voice from the left asked casually, with a throaty purr.
"Now... now... Chouza-kun... I don't think there is much we can do right now..." Inoichi replied to the voice casually, "Wouldn't you agree Shikaku-kun? Yoshino-chan?"
"Yes indeed Inoichi-kun..." a female voice purred softly just before a whip cracked, all directly behind Naruto, causing the poor blonde to want to wet himself in terror. Meanwhile, Tsunade's eyes widened in a panic as she realized what had happened, her own hand moving to grab the mask from her face.
"Kage Mane no Jutsu... Success..." A male voice behind Tsunade answered, letting them know exactly where Shikaku had gotten off to. And why Tsunade was grabbing her face mask.
Naruto was about to spring away, when a whip casually curled around his neck and slammed him back into the ground. A moment later a pair of huge hands pinned him to the ground. "Now, now Naruto-kun..." Yoshino purred as she sauntered over, pulling the whip back and cracking it on the ground again. "I didn't give you permission to leave yet..."
Naruto looked up at Shikamaru's mom who was clad in a painted on latex corset, and stiletto heels, and gulped after finding out more about her than Shikamaru had seen since birth. He was opening his mouth to say something when suddenly he had to shout about something else. "OI CHOUZA-SAN! WATCH THE FINGER YOU'RE GONNA CRUSH IT!"
"Indeed Chouza-kun..." Yoshino purred as she moved the offending finger out of the place it was in danger of crushing, "We can't have that, now can we?" Reaching down she gently rubbed the bruised organ, intentionally making blood flow into the area, and causing it to swell.
As the blood drained out of the functional areas of his brains, Naruto barely heard Tsunade's purring voice as she sashayed over. "I can help take care of that Yoshino-chan... Let me run a diagnostic and see if he needs healing..."
"A wonderful idea Hokage-sama..." Yoshino huskily whispered as she pulled the large breasted woman into a tender kiss, using her whip handle to guide the other's chin.
The blood spraying out of his nose coated a good part of Chouza's hands, while he maintained a weakening struggle to free himself. It wasn't that his will to get free was weakening or anything, but the redirection of blood to other areas of his body, including the external ejection of that crimson fluid, was causing his muscles to weaken slowly. It was only when he heard Ino's voice cry out, "That's enough!" that Naruto believed he might have even a chance of escaping.
Naruto managed to turn his head and lock on the one light of salvation he had at this moment, since Kon was currently trapped under Chouza's hands, between Naruto's knees, trying to bite his way through the entrapping limbs. "Ino-chan! Help me!"
"I plan to Naruto... and then you're going to help me rescue the others..." Ino answered, unfortunately this had distracted her enough that Yoshino was able to crack her whip and knocked her breathing apparatus off her face.
"Come now Ino, I'm sure you want to play with us..." Yoshino purred out, while crushing the filter system under foot. Gently she pushed the blonde girl to the trapped boy. Naruto whimpered as he saw the lust filled blush and bedroom eyes forming on Ino's face.
Suddenly, just as soon as it formed, the look was gone, and she was smiling at Naruto secretively. With a wink, she bent over, her hair hiding their faces while she whispered, "I'm on your side..." just before she drove a senbon into Chouza's nail bed, forcing him to pull his hands away. "Clones now!"
Naruto didn't need to be told twice, a second later; there was an entire army of himself filling the clearing, two of which were running away with Ino and Kon in their arms. With the five of them pinned down, they were unable to get away in time to pursue, but many of them got in some playful gropes and molestations on the clones holding them down. While they lay on the ground panting from the 'fight' with the clones, Yoshino looked over to Tsunade curiously before asking, "Why didn't she get affected like we did?"
"Well... as I told Naruto earlier, most people are to some degree bisexual..." Tsunade explained carefully, before sighing, "Ino isn't it would seem..."
"But that means..." Yoshino started, before her eyes widened, and she started laughing. "Oh my... and who would be the lucky one? I think Sakura would be a good choice..."
Tsunade smiled secretively as she put her breathing mask back on. "Well now, that'd be telling..."
Several yards and gaining away, Naruto was springing through the trees, holding Kon with Ino next to him. "That was awesome Ino-chan! I'm glad your immune... must be from your cold lingering or something... but we should get you another mask... just in case..."
"Yeah, that... might be a good idea..." Ino answered with a slight quiver in her voice. Splitting off from Naruto, she called out, "I'll contact you on the radio Shino gave you to set up our trapping Sakura."
Naruto nodded, feeling it better to keep as quiet as possible to avoid being found. Waving good bye, he tucked Kon close to his chest and whispers a thank you to her, smiling as she made a soft purring sound. It was nice having a friend right now, his mental clock told him he only had about seven hours left, and he knew that it would be the most hellacious seven hours of his life.
As if in indication of how accurate those thoughts were, Naruto was forced to dive as several snakes shot out of the bushes in an attempt to snare him. He was about to run away again, when he noticed his arms were missing one little fox kit. Looking around, he found her corralled by snakes with her friend Miso. Just as their eyes met, and he managed an apologetic smile to the young foxes, a gravelly, electronically distorted, female voice spoke into his ear, as two strong arms wrapped around his shoulders. "Hey there... don't worry about the kids... my snakes will take good care of them... let's go have some fun..."
Naruto whimpered as he knew exactly who had captured him, and his precise chances for a rescue at that moment seemed about the same as Orochimaru's dating a woman... less than zero. However, he did have one last thing to try come to mind. "Not now Anko-chan... I've got a headache..."
"Oh... alright then..." Anko answered, unwrapping her arms from around his shoulders and turning to walk away, "I'll just take the kits, and we'll go play then... you get some sleep..."
Naruto's eyes widened in surprise at the thought that the cockamamie idea might have actually worked, however that was before the idea of Anko and the kits struck him like Chouji at an all you can eat buffet. It would likely be a very, VERY bad idea to leave them with Anko.
Biting his lip, he tried to think about what he could do... when the idea came to him, he let out a sigh and hung his head. Well if he was cursed, he might as well make it work for him properly. A crossing of fingers later, and three clones appeared in front of him. Two of them plucked a leaf from the trees each, and placed it on their heads. The remaining one walked over to Anko and hugged her close.
"Now, now Anko-chan... that was very rude of me..." the clone whispered into her ear, as the two female clones latched onto her arms, rubbing against them with their entire bodies.
The real Naruto allowed his clones to play out their part of the plan, while he snuck over to the cage for the kits, and snatched the two of them out. His feet were already carrying them far away, when he heard Anko's soft moans of pleasure. Desperately he hoped that his clones were giving her a massage or something, and not doing something he would come to regret in the future.
He'd just gotten the memories of his male clone removing Anko's mask, and his female clones kissing Anko from the male's perspective, when he felt a chakra presence drawing near. His initial instinct to run away from that signature was forestalled by him having to smack his forehead at the last memory of his male clone before it dispersed itself destroying her breathing gear. He'd promised her a date after he'd gotten over the jutsu.
Turning on his radio, he whimpered to the only person he knew would be sympathetic. "Shino? Could you kill me?"
Shino's voice came over the lines softly to answer him. "While I could, quite easily in fact, kill you... I won't... you are a man of your word, and would not rest easily if you did not keep it... Besides, I would like to see how you get out of this one..."
