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Tenshi woke slowly and felt an arm around her waist

She yawned and stretched, then stopped in confusion

One of her arms was stretched out in front of her, the other behind her and yet the arm around her waist stayed

Her eyes snapped open and she let out a squeal and fell out of bed

THUD

Kakashi rolled and looked down at her "How did you ever make it to Jonin?"

Tenshi rubbed her head and sat up on the floor "Luck?"

He shook his head "That must be it"

She glared "Insults will get you nowhere"

He looked down "But you said it first?"

She huffed "No I suggested it, there's a difference"

Kakashi scratched his head and muttered "Why didn't you come with an instruction manual and language translator?"

She jumped up and gave him a kiss "Cause that would be to easy"

He sighed and admired her naked body as she stretched

She grinned "I call shower first"

His eye darkened with lust "Why don't you play nice and we share?"

She smiled seductively "Let it never be said I don't know how to share"

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Naruto and Sasuke were walking back with Rai

Rai was chattering on about flowers and butterflies

Sasuke was keeping watch on the area; he knew that they had to protect Rai because Tenshi was in danger

He gritted his teeth and mentally cursed the Akatsuki; he hoped that if they ever did come for Tenshi he would be there

He would love another chance for revenge against Itachi, and this time he wouldn't fail

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Tenshi was out on the patio singing loudly "I LOVE COFFEE AND SMOKES, I LOVE SEX IN THE SHOWER, I LOVE RAI AND NARUTO, I LOVE SASUKE AND I EVEN LOVE MY FRIEND IRUKA, LALALALALALAA, KAKASHI'S OKAY TO I GUESS"

Kakashi glared at her

She grinned and pulled down his mask and gave him a kiss, she pulled his mask back up and shrugged "I said I loved sex in the shower"

The front door burst open and Rai and Naruto came running in, Sasuke strolled in looking at everything and shut the door

Kakashi glared at Tenshi "Didn't we discuss locking the front door earlier?"

She frowned "I don't remember"

He sighed and Rai ran out "MUMMY, DADDY I'M HOME"

Tenshi laughed "Yes I can see that"

Naruto walked out and grinned "It was a piece of cake"

Tenshi looked at Kakashi "Oooooh, talking about cake, do we have any?"

"No"

Sasuke nodded at them both

Rai stood next to Tenshi and frowned up at her

Tenshi blinked "What?"

Rai looked at her "What happened to your neck?"

Tenshi brought her hand up to her neck and frowned

Sasuke looked over and his eyes narrowed "Tenshi?"

"Yes Sasuke"

"What happened to your wrist?"

Tenshi blinked in surprise and looked down at her other wrist "Ah, um, I fell?"

Sasuke walked over and grabbed her free wrist "It's on both wrists and it looks like finger marks"

Tenshi let out a (very) fake sounding laugh "Don't be silly"

Kakashi took a step back away from them

Sasuke frowned and looked at her other wrist "Tenshi?"

"Yes Sasuke"

"Move your other wrist"

She looked around and just moved it up and down, her hand still covering her neck

Kakashi took two more steps back

Sasuke glared "Tenshi, move your wrist"

She looked around "Why?"

"Because I wish to examine whatever it is that's on your neck"

She let out a small squeal "That's okay, I like whatever's on my neck"

Kakashi took another step back

Sasuke looked into her eyes "Tenshi, either you move your hand away from your neck"

"Or?"

"Or I'll move it for you"

Kakashi looked back and was relieved to see he was nearly at the door, only three more steps

Tenshi looked around but did nothing

Sasuke reached up quickly and grabbed her wrist

Tenshi let out a squeal and pressed her hand hard to her neck

Sasuke pulled and Tenshi pushed

Tenshi fell off the patio railing she had been sitting on and landed in the garden below

Sasuke frowned and turned to speak to Kakashi just in time to watch his sensei bolt inside the house

He glared and jumped over the railing into the garden and sat on Tenshi

She squealed and moved around, trying to get him of her

He reached down and grabbed her on her sides

She laughed and jerked

That was all it took

Sasuke grabbed her wrist and ripped it away from her throat

He stared down in shock

Tenshi just reached down and pulled out a smoke and lit it "Get off me, you might get second hand smoke disease"

Sasuke stood up

Tenshi stayed where she was, lying down on the ground in the garden

Sasuke stared at her neck in shock then glared and muttered "Iruka"

Tenshi blinked "What about him?"

"He did this to you and now he will pay"

Tenshi laughed "Iruka? Are we thinking of the same person?"

Sasuke frowned "But if it wasn't him then who?"

Tenshi looked around in alarm and pointed to the sky "Look, that cloud looks like you"

Sasuke looked up

Tenshi got up and ran

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While Sasuke had been busy with Tenshi, Kakashi had grabbed Naruto and told him to take Rai to Iruka's

Naruto was confused but did as his sensei asked

When they arrived at Iruka's, Rai looked up at him in shock "What happened to your face sensei?"

Iruka rubbed his bruised jaw and smiled "Just clumsy"

Naruto shook his head "Man, something weird is going on, first Tenshi and now you"

Iruka frowned "What do you mean?"

Rai grinned "Well, mummy has these bruises on her arms and Uncle Sasuke say they look like finger marks, oh, oh and mummy also has this round bruise on her throat"

Iruka blinked in surprise then smiled "Has she now?"

Rai nodded "Uncle Sasuke is really mad, but daddy told Uncle Naruto to bring me here and then daddy ran away, I wonder why daddy ran away?"

Iruka grinned "I think I have a pretty good idea why your daddy ran away, but come on in"

Rai grinned and clapped her hands "Are we going to practice with weapons sensei?"

Iruka smiled at them both "Maybe, but first I was thinking about getting some ramen, whose in?"

Rai and Naruto both cheered

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Sasuke yelled "KAKASHI"

Tenshi and Kakashi looked down from their hiding place in the tree and held there breaths

Sasuke kicked the tree and walked off

Tenshi and Kakashi let out a sigh o relief and Kakashi pulled out his book

Tenshi hit him and snatched the book off him

He glared "Hey"

She shushed him

He whispered "Give me back my book"

She glared back and poked out her tongue "No"

"Why not?"

"What the fuck were you thinking?"

He blinked "Wha?"

She sighed "A hickey is a little harder to hide then bruises on the wrists"

He nodded slowly "I got caught up in the heat of the moment"

She glared "For that, I get to read your book until Sasuke stops screaming your name like he wants to rip you to pieces"

He sulked

She patted him on the head and opened the book

He pouted and she let out a sigh and whispered "Fine, we'll read it together"

She moved silently and sat on his lap and opened the book again

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Sasuke let out an evil laugh

Tenshi was fast asleep on Kakashi's lap

Kakashi kept trying to pry his book from her hands but she held on to it tightly

Sasuke silently moved to the tree next to them and screamed "BOO!"

Tenshi woke and let out a squeal and rolled out of the tree

THUD

She lay on the ground slightly dazed and screamed "OWW!"

Kakashi jumped down and looked at her

She turned her head to the side and lit a smoke "I'm okay"

He crouched down and gently placed his hands under her

She sighed; he was being so gentle with her

Then he found his book and grabbed it, letting her go

SMACK

She sighed "The ground hates me"

He sat next to her and looked at his book "Are you okay, you're not badly hurt I hope, here let me take care of you"

She smiled up at him "I already told you I'm fine"

Kakashi looked down at her in surprise "I was talking to my book"

She rolled her eyes "Silly me" and waited for Sasuke to come out of hiding and attack

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They were there for ten minutes when Sasuke appeared in front of them

Kakashi was reading his book and Tenshi was still lying on the ground on her stomach

Sasuke frowned "Why aren't you hiding?"

Tenshi blinked and muttered on a confused voice "We were playing hide and go seek?"

Sasuke sighed and sat down

Kakashi was still reading his book

Sasuke reached over and punched Kakashi once in the face

Kakashi looked up in surprise "Sasuke, when did you get here?"

Tenshi was just singing to herself "Oooh, ah, Walla, Walla, ting, tang, Bing, bang"

They both looked at her, she blinked "What?"

Tenshi yawned and rolled onto her back "What are we doing out here again?"

Kakashi just shrugged and went back to his book

Sasuke glared at them both

Tenshi frowned thoughtfully "Something about clouds and Iruka?"

Kakashi looked over

Tenshi sat up and punched Kakashi in the arm

He glared and rubbed his arm "Hey"

She glared back "You mister, have to apologize to my friend Iruka"

He pouted

She crossed her arms over her chest and raised an eyebrow

He sighed and stood up "FINE!"

She clapped her hands

Sasuke looked at them both in confusion

Tenshi smiled gently at him and whispered in a conspirators tone "He punched Iruka twice"

Sasuke nodded

Kakashi glared "No, I punched him once, the second time was just a tap on the chin"

Tenshi rolled her eyes "Ah huh, sure thing big boy"

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They went to Iruka's place and Tenshi yelled "HIYA" and kicked the door open

The door bounced off the wall and shut again

Kakashi looked at her "That worked"

Tenshi smiled "I know"

Iruka opened the door "Tenshi please don't break my door"

She glared "FINE"

Rai ran up "MUMMY"

Tenshi squealed and grabbed her up in a giant hug

Kakashi looked at Iruka and scratched his head "Um, sorry for .. that" he pointed to Iruka's face

Iruka smiled "Not a problem, I hear things worked out well"

Kakashi looked blank

Iruka pointed to Tenshi's neck

Tenshi glared "Point at me again and I'll break your finger"

Iruka snatched his hand back

Tenshi grinned "Kidding, kidding, no serious don't point, it's rude"

Iruka nodded "Oh...Kay"

Sasuke looked around "Where's the knucklehead?"

"Naruto met Jiraiya and went off to train with him"

Tenshi frowned "Jiraiya?"

Kakashi nodded "He sometimes trains Naruto, don't worry he's good at what he does"

Rai smiled "Uncle Naruto calls him pervy sage"

Tenshi frowned "I wonder why?"

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"OH COME ON, NOT ANOTHER BATH HOUSE"

"Quiet, do you want to get caught?"

"Humph"

Jiraiya grinned "Oh look at them, they are all so beautiful"

Naruto pushed him out of the way "I wanna see"

Jiraiya pushed him back "Out of the way pipsqueak"

Naruto flew back and glared "I THOUGHT WE WERE TRAINING PERVY SAGE?"

A woman looked over and saw Jiraiya and screamed

Jiraiya turned and ran "Training begins now, run away"

Naruto frowned "Why?"

A giant woman came running after Jiraiya with a rolling pin

She glared at Naruto "YOU"

Naruto shook his hands "No, NO"

She ran over to him

Naruto jumped up and ran screaming off

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Tenshi, Rai, Kakashi and Sasuke were walking along when a strange white haired man ran passed

Kakashi looked and frowned "Jiraiya?"

Tenshi blinked and looked over to where he was running from "Is that?"

Naruto ran screaming past and a giant looking woman wearing nothing but a towel and wielding a rolling pin ran after them

Tenshi blinked again and looked around "Did I? Was I? Did anyone else just?"

Sasuke looked over and nodded "Yes"

She nodded slowly "Alrighty then, well"

Kakashi pulled out his book

Rai just scratched her arm

Tenshi sighed "Let's go rescue the idiot"

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Jiraiya was laughing softly as the woman started pounding Naruto "YOU SICK PERVERTED CHILD, SPYING ON ME BATHING"

Naruto pointed to the bushes "NO IT WASN'T ME IT WAS PERVY SAGE"

A little girl giggled and everyone looked over and saw Rai standing there

Rai grinned at the woman "I wouldn't do that if I was you"

The woman glared and snapped "Mind your own business"

She turned back and raised the rolling pin

Her wrist was grabbed tightly and she turned and spotted Sasuke holding her

She growled at Sasuke "Let go of me or you're next"

"I wouldn't threaten if I was you"

She snarled at Sasuke and kicked both him and Naruto

A soft and evil laugh was heard

The woman glared around "WHO IS THAT?"

She looked over and found both Naruto and Sasuke leaning against a tree

The woman felt a presence behind her and turned, no one was there

"Boo" someone whispered in her ear

She spun around again and no one was there

She glared "To scared to face me head on?"

She heard the same soft evil laugh behind her and turned and saw a woman standing there staring at her nails

She glared "What do you want?"

Tenshi grinned "Oh I'm so glad you asked"

The woman ran over to her and raised the rolling pin

She brought it down but Tenshi was gone

She spun and saw Tenshi resting against the tree with the others

Tenshi smiled at her "You hit my family"

The woman bared her teeth "Yes, and after I finish with you I'll hit them again"

Tenshi looked up and closed her eyes "Mmm, I'm so glad you said that"

The woman blinked and Tenshi was gone

"Don't you know it's wrong to hit children who have done nothing wrong?"

She spun around

Tenshi was behind her again "Don't worry though, I'll make it up to them"

The woman turned and brought down her rolling pin

Tenshi grabbed it before it hit her and smiled

The woman looked into her eyes and gasped in horror "Wha...what are you?"

Tenshi smiled "A very pissed off family member"

Tenshi punched the woman in the face and she flew back and slammed into a tree

Tenshi looked down at the rolling pin and smiled

Kakashi walked over and looked at the woman "Is she dead?"

Tenshi laughed "Nope, but she will wake up in a shit load of pain"

Naruto sighed and glared as Jiraiya walked out of the bushes

He stood in front of Tenshi "My beautiful savior, how can I thank you for saving me from that she bitch?"

Tenshi smiled at him "I'll think of something after you wake up"

Jiraiya frowned "Wake up?"

Tenshi bashed him on the head with the rolling pin and Jiraiya dropped like a stone

Naruto laughed "TAKE THAT PERVY SAGE"

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