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ANYWHO I OWN TENSHI AND RAI IS A CARBON COPY OF ALL MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS ROLLED INTO ONE
I HAVE 8 OF THEM (in two months I will have 9 nieces and nephews)
SO I KNOW WHAT I SPEAK OF, -looks around- No, not really, I don't know what I'm talking about
It's sunny here, I HATE THE SUN
But you know what sucks more, growing up in an area known for its beaches and hating the beach
Who can love a place you step on to and straight away get attacked by itchy sand that you know will somehow find its way into places you didn't know existed on your body, then you're scratching it out of your hair for weeks, and it gets EVERYWHERE
IT HAUNTS YOU
You go to the beach and six months later you're still vacuuming sand out of the car seats because your ass is getting ripped to pieces whenever you drive
(If you drive without pants that is)
For the rest of you normal people it makes sitting uncomfortable and seems to find its way back into your special no-no places
THEN
after battling the sand (which mind you if you're wearing sunscreen, which you should be as we have a very high skin cancer rate) the sand sticks like glue to it and while you do have an excellent mother nature exfoliater its a pain in the ass once it dries, AND OH GOD THE ITCHING
Then you try to eat anywhere near the beach and HELLO sand in the mouth, I believe I have eaten about twenty kilograms of sand from damn family beach outings
THEN
Once you get passed all that sand (congratulation soldier -salutes- you're braver then I am) comes THE WATER
Now you go in to play (-shakes head- Why?) anywho you go in and it's COLD, then you get dunked by a wave and end up drinking salty water that surfers have pissed and shit in, not to mention the animals
NOW THE ANIMALS
Mmmmm, swimming with jellyfish, blue bottles, FUCKING SHARKS and sea lice
Like it isn't bad enough to have to have lice as a child you go into the water and have these bastards latch onto you and OMFG sea lice, -sigh- trust the water to do a one up on the land,
Water: Hey you land bitch, I see you invented lice... well check this out -grunts-
Angil's version of how sea lice were made
Then after a "happy" (not the "") day at the beach you go home and two days later your lobster red skin peels right off
YAY THE BEACH
YAY SAND IN MY NO-NO PLACES
YAY I DRUNK YUCKY WATER
YAY I SURVIVED WITHOUT SHARK, BLUE BOTTLE OR JELLYFISH ATTACKS
YAY ITCHY SEA LICE
AND TO TOP IT OFF
YAY SUNBURN
And people do this for fun?
YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE, TRULY SICK
LOL
Thank you
Now ends Angil's rant of the week, tune in next week for Tanning at the beach
BEGIN:
Tenshi was in the shower singing loudly "I LIKE RAMEN AND POPCORN AND ROSES AND DAISY'S AND SPECIAL ADULT TIME IN THE SHOWER, I LIKE"
She stopped singing and looked around, the bathroom door was open because Rai was playing in her room and Kakashi was out doing whatever it was he does
But she wasn't alone
She looked around "Rai?"
Nothing
She couldn't see anyone but she knew someone was watching her
She turned back and continued to sing as though nothing was wrong "I LIKE CAKES AND ICE CREAM, I LIKE PIE AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO WATCH ME THEN I WILL START CHARGING YOU"
Nothing
"YOU HAVE UNTIL THREE TO LEAVE OR I'LL HIT YOU"
Nothing
She continued to sing "ONE, TWO AND A THREE"
Nothing
She relaxed her body and reached for the soap
One second she was doing that, the next she ripped open the shower door and crash tackled into where she thought her pervert was
"OMPH"
She glared down at the pervert "SON OF A"
Jiraiya looked at her "Tenshi, what are you doing here?"
She raised an eyebrow "Give me one good reason I shouldn't poke out your eyes"
"Um, because this is payment for my headache"
Tenshi glared again and yelled "RAI"
They heard "Yes mamma?"
She grinned at Jiraiya "GET MAMMA'S GOUGING SAI"
"Okay"
Jiraiya looked horrified "Please I'll do anything you ask, just don't gouge out my eyes or get dressed"
She cursed when she realized she was sitting naked on top of a pervert
Rai came in with Tenshi's sai "Here you go mamma, Why are you naked and sitting on pervy sage?"
"Hand me that towel baby"
Rai gave her a towel
She wrapped the towel around her "Show me how you did it"
"What?"
"How you came in here invisible"
"I have a rule, no teaching my jutsu"
Tenshi smiled again "I have a rule also; no one spies on me showering and gets out with their eyes unless they do as I ask"
Jiraiya nodded "Good rule"
She looked at him "Well?"
He sighed and did hand signs "Transparency jutsu"
He turned invisible
Tenshi whistled low "Nice"
Rai frowned "Mummy?"
"Yes my love"
"Why is the pervy sage spying on you in the shower?"
Tenshi stood up and held the towel to her body "Well he just was; now Rai remember how daddy told you that some things should be kept secret from people?"
She nodded
Tenshi smiled "Good girl, now this is one of those things, but we also can't let daddy know"
Rai frowned "You mean lie to daddy?"
Tenshi bent down and faced Rai "No honey, just don't tell him, if daddy asks if mummy was naked and sitting on anyone you can answer him but if he just asks what happened while he was gone, well you leave this part out"
Rai looked over Tenshi's shoulder "But daddy's already here"
Tenshi turned and looked at Kakashi "Whoops"
Kakashi looked at a now visible Jiraiya "So you were spying on Tenshi in the shower Jiraiya?"
Jiraiya cursed "TRANSPARENCY JUTSU"
Kakashi looked at Tenshi "Is he a friend of yours?"
Tenshi shook her head
Kakashi nodded "Good" and left the room
Soon after the sound of fist hitting flesh was heard and Tenshi and Rai ran down to see what had happened
Kakashi was rubbing his hand and Jiraiya was on the ground groaning
Tenshi frowned "I thought he was one of the best?"
Kakashi smiled "He is, but when a woman is around he becomes like Naruto"
Tenshi nodded and turned around "I'm going to finish my shower"
Kakashi looked over "And when you get out we can discuss you teaching Rai about keeping secrets"
Tenshi groaned, she was in trouble again
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Tenshi got out of the shower and dressed, she knew she was going to be in a lot of trouble for telling Rai not to tell Kakashi about Jiraiya
She groaned, who knew when you adopted a child and lived with a man who called said child his daughter, then start a hot shower affair with said man
She lost where she was going with that thought
"Oh yeah" she muttered to herself 'who knew it was more difficult doing all that then it was looking after five children and two elderly people'
God she missed her other family, she hoped the Akatsuki would hurry up and do something so she could bring her other family here
She winced when she heard Kakashi yell "TENSHI!"
She wondered how she would get out of this one
She went into her room and looked at her window
"Nah, he'll be watching for that"
She had an idea and smiled "Transparency jutsu"
She snuck out the window and tried not to make any movement that would be noticed
She smiled to herself and ran off
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She was sitting down eating ramen when someone grabbed her shoulder
She squealed and fell off her chair
Kakashi glared down at her
Rai giggled
Tenshi glared back at Kakashi "Trying to kill me hey?"
He sighed "Thinking about it"
She nodded and sat back on the chair "When you reach a decision let me know okay?"
He nodded and sat down
Rai tried to get on the chair but fell down
They watched her attempt it another three times before Kakashi sighed and went to help her
She grinned "I'm just like mummy"
Kakashi nodded "When you fell down a lot"
Rai nodded
Tenshi glared at her bowl and muttered "I'm not that bad"
Kakashi, Rai and the owners of the ramen bar all looked at her
She glared at them all then went back to eating
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Rai was tucked into bed for the night and Tenshi was lying on Kakashi's lap
He looked down at her "So now we talk"
She looked up at him and smiled "We could, or we could play"
"Play what?"
She grinned
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The next morning Rai ran in and frowned "Daddy why are you naked and sleeping in mummy's bed?"
Kakashi looked down and made sure the sheet was covering everything "Nightmares"
Rai frowned "Nightmares?"
Kakashi nodded "Mummy had nightmares so daddy was sleeping with her to help chase the nightmares away"
Rai grinned and got on the bed and started jumping up and down
Tenshi curled into a ball and groaned "Rai baby, not this morning okay, mummy isn't feeling the best"
Kakashi frowned "What's wrong?"
She shrugged "Stuff"
Rai stopped bouncing and looked at them both "Did I do something wrong?"
Tenshi moved her head so she could look at Rai "No baby not at all"
Rai nodded
Kakashi yawned and stretched "Rai why don't you go downstairs, I'll be down in a minute"
Rai nodded and jumped off the bed, she tripped and went flying into the floor "Silly floor"
Kakashi groaned "More like your mother every day"
Tenshi rolled over and punched him in the arm "Shut up"
He smiled
She rolled back over "Good thinking with the nightmares bit"
He nodded and got out of bed "I'll go get Rai ready for the academy"
She nodded "Thanks, can you take her?"
"Sure"
She nodded again and closed her eyes
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"Tenshi?"
"WHAT?"
Kakashi sighed; Tenshi had been on edge ever since she got out of the shower, he didn't know what was wrong with her
Tenshi was in a bad mood and he was a bit scared, he hadn't lived with a woman before so this was new to him
She slammed her coffee cup down and it broke "SON OF A FUCKING BITCH"
He hesitated slightly "Tenshi... is... are you... do you have women's trouble"
Wrong thing to say
Tenshi turned and glared at him "Oh that's just fucking right, blame everything on women's troubles hey, not like you could have done anything wrong, Tenshi's in a bad mood so it has to be women's trouble"
He blinked and scooted back on his chair slightly
She walked up to him with fire in her eyes "NIGHTMARES"
He blinked again "I thought you said it was a good reason?"
She laughed humorlessly "Oh great, so I'm good enough to fuck in the shower but god forbid you tell my daughter that it's normal for us to sleep naked in the same bed"
He looked around and scooted his chair back some more "I... I'm sorry?"
She glared "You should be"
He looked around
She started to sniff
He looked alarmed "Are you crying?"
"No" she sobbed
His breathing got heavy, he was starting to panic, and he didn't know what to do "Tenshi, Tenshi... Tenshi"
"WHAT?" she snapped
He blinked and scooted back further "I think you're right, I'll tell Rai we're sleeping in the same room and we'll move your stuff today"
She spun around and glared "MY STUFF?"
He scooted back "My room is the bigger one"
Her bottom lip trembled and she ran and crashed tackled into him "I'm sorry" she sobbed
He patted her back twice and cleared his throat "I'll start moving it now, you... rest"
She sobbed "You're so good to me"
He didn't know whether it was wise to move from his position yet
She kissed him "Thank you" and got off him
He let out a sigh of relief and went upstairs to move her stuff
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Kakashi flinched and ducked as a glass went flying at his head
SMASH
Tenshi picked up another one "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
He ducked again
SMASH
"I'm sorry Tenshi but you have to have someone guarding you, the Hokage is sending me on this mission alone"
SMASH
'Where the hell was she getting all these glasses from' he wondered
"THAT'S JUST FINE, LEAVE ME WITH THE THICK EYEBROWED BOWL CUT GUY AND GO OFF AND PLAY"
He moved quickly and grabbed the glass out of her hand "Tenshi if you really want me to I can tell the Hokage that I can't and she'll have to find someone else"
Tenshi looked up at him "Really?"
He nodded
She started crying again
He started sweating "Oh god... don't... Tenshi... what..."
She sobbed "You're so good to me and I'm just a giant bitch, I'm so sorry, go on your mission but promise to come home"
He nodded quickly "I promise"
She was still crying so he kissed her thinking that would stop her
He was wrong
She pulled away and cried even harder "I can't even send my man away with goodbye sex"
He blinked and was unsure of whether or not to move or say anything
She looked at him and sighed "You were right this morning, I got my" she sobbed "My"
His eye widened, he really hoped she wouldn't finish that sentence
"MY PERIOD"
Oh god she finished it, he didn't know if he was relieved it was only that or alarmed because as far as he knew this happened one week every month 'God help me' he thought
Her eyes flashed fire and he knew he said that out loud
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Rai looked on in fascination as Tenshi punched Kakashi in the arm, the face and kicked him in the thigh, she didn't know whether or not her mother was aiming for daddy's special place but daddy had moved slightly and mummy had said a naughty word when she got his leg
Her mummy yelled at her daddy again "JUST FOR THAT YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH"
Daddy just nodded very quickly then muttered "Why can't I sleep in my room and you sleep in yours?"
Mummy punched him again
