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Tenshi kept eyeing off Guy as though he was a strange species she had never seen before.

Kurenai sat down and kept an eye out for the ninja's, she frowned suddenly and looked at Tenshi "I thought you were supposed to have someone watching you all the time?"

Tenshi nodded and went back to her book "And?"

Kurenai's frown deepened "But who was watching you train the shinobi?"

Guy looked over at them "I thought Jiraiya was watching her until you came along."

Kurenai shook her head "No one was here but the Genin."

Tenshi turned the page "Pervy sage took Rai to the academy; he probably got distracted taking the long way that goes through the bathing huts."

Guy pointed at Tenshi "AHUH!"

Tenshi glared up at him "Please don't point at me."

Guy looked pleased with himself "I knew that man couldn't do his duty properly."

Tenshi went back to the book and muttered "And where were you while pervy sage was escorting my daughter to the academy, as per the Hokage's orders?"

He looked slightly deflated.

Kurenai looked at them both "So who was supposed to be looking after Tenshi?"

Guy muttered "Jiraiya."

Tenshi glared "Tenshi!"

Kurenai sighed "Look they're coming back!"

Guy spun around and cheered "GO LEE, PUMP THOSE AMAZING LEGS!"

Kurenai and Tenshi exchanged glances.

Naruto was no where to be seen, but Sasuke was coming up behind Lee fast.

Tenshi jumped up "COME ON SASUKE" she winked at Kurenai "PUMP THOSE AMAZING LEGS!"

Kurenai laughed softly.

Sasuke looked slightly confused but sped up

He overtook Lee and touched the tree; he sunk down panting for breath.

Tenshi grabbed him up in a hug "Oooh, I am so proud"

Lee arrived and touched the tree; he panted for breath "I am sorry Guy-sensei, I have failed you."

Guy turned his back "What have you learned from this Lee?"

Lee straightened up "That I must train harder so I can be faster then Sasuke and any other ninja"

Guy turned back "Grrrrrrreat"

Kurenai and Tenshi exchanged another look.

They both sat down and waited for the others.

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The students came back in the order of Neji, Tenten (Tenshi was surprised at that) Kiba and Naruto tied, four minutes later Sakura and Hinata tied, then Shino.

Tenshi couldn't believe it, she wasn't sexiest, but she had thought that Shino would beat at least Hinata and Sakura.

Shino just shrugged and explained that he found a new bug for his collection.

Tenshi was confused at that point, and then he showed her what he could do; now she was slightly grossed out.

Kurenai just laughed at the expression on Tenshi's face.

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They were sitting down for lunch and once again Sakura was throwing herself at Sasuke, Lee and Naruto were making puppy eyes at her and Hinata was blushing and watching Naruto.

Tenshi lent down and whispered to Kurenai "This is amazing, how often does this happen?"

Kurenai frowned "What?"

Tenshi nodded to the slight love triangle group "That, the love tri-, no squar- no, what's five of something again?"

Kurenai laughed "The love pentacle?"

Tenshi grinned "Exactly"

She grinned back "Sadly it happens quiet a bit, but I always thought of it as a square, so who is the fifth?"

Tenshi nodded towards a blushing Hinata "That adorable little one"

Kurenai sighed "She is an amazing girl, a boy couldn't do better then Hinata Hyuga. But not until she's older"

Tenshi laughed "Mother hen is coming out, hey"

Kurenai smiled at her student "I've practically raised that girl, she's so strong but so unsure of herself, she needs such confidence and she can do amazing things, but the rejection of her father seems to have such a hold over her"

Tenshi looked back at the sweet girl and shook her head "His loss"

Kurenai smiled and held up her canteen "I'll drink to that."

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Tenshi let out a yawn and looked around, the sun was starting to go down.

Kurenai looked at her "Tired?"

Tenshi grinned "How'd you know?"

Kurenai laughed softly.

Tenshi looked up "So you and Asuma are babysitting me and Rai tonight?"

Kurenai nodded and blushed slightly.

Tenshi sat up "You and Asuma… You're…?"

Kurenai's blush darkened and she shook her head "No."

Tenshi grinned "Methinks the lady doth protests too much"

She glared "It's not like that"

Tenshi nodded "Sure it's not"

Kurenai was about to reply when they heard Guy yell.

They looked up in time to see Sasuke duck Lee's punch and swing one of his own.

Tenshi sighed "Why does it have to be one of mine?"

Kurenai smiled gently "It's something we all have to go through."

Lee swung and kicked out at Sasuke several times, each time Sasuke managed to dodge with ease.

Lee stood back and started to undo his arm bandages.

Guy hit Lee on the back of the head "Lee what do you think you are doing?"

Lee looked ready to cry as he looked up at Guy "Guy-sensei I am sorry, I was allowing emotion to cloud my better judgment, whatever punishment you see fit to give me I will accept without question."

Guy nodded arrogantly "And so you should"

Lee jumped up "What will you have me do Guy-sensei?"

Guy thought about it "I want you to walk around the village on your hands for 20 laps"

Lee nodded "Is that all sensei?"

"No Lee, I also want you to do 200 push-ups"

Lee nodded once more "When do I start Guy-sensei?"

Guy looked around "When we disband for the day"

He nodded.

Guy's eyes started to tear up "Lee" he sobbed

Lee's lower lip trembled slightly "Guy-sensei?"

Guy hugged him tightly "Lee I hate doing this to you, punishing you is like punishing myself"

Lee sobbed "I am sorry Guy-sensei, I do not mean for you to be disappointed in me"

Guy shook his head "Never Lee, I could never be disappointed in you"

They were both sobbing and hugging each other.

Tenshi's eyes widened and she mumbled "This is creepy"

Kurenai nodded.

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The others had left and Kurenai put team seven in charge of escorting Tenshi home.

She looked around "Okay, so you guys want to come round for dinner?"

Naruto grinned "Yeah, free food two nights in a row, man this is great."

Sasuke shrugged "Might as well."

Sakura smiled "If Sasuke is, okay"

Tenshi looked at them all and thought 'yep, pretty much the answers I'd expected.'

Jiraiya opened the door "What's this about an evening with a pretty woman?"

Tenshi raised an eyebrow "Yesterday I was beautiful"

"Oh that you are, but I thought you might get tired of hearing it after a while."

She nodded slowly "Yahuh, now what did my daughter do?"

Jiraiya blinked "Ahh... what makes you think she did anything?"

Tenshi snorted "Well I have yet to hear her squeal, laugh, swear, clap her hands or say hello. So she is hiding, there's only one reason she'd hide from me. Rai, what did you do?"

Rai's head peaked out from around Jiraiya's back "Nuffing"

"Rai middle name unknown Uchiha Hatake, don't lie to your beautiful amazing mother, unless it's a good surprise present"

Rai's bottom lip trembled.

Tenshi sighed "Oh save me, it's that bad?"

Jiraiya smiled and coughed to cover a laugh.

Kurenai and Asuma came inside "Hi."

Tenshi nodded to them both and glared at Jiraiya "One of you is going to tell me what happened or both of you will get no dinner, desert and you'll get punished"

Jiraiya winked "If it's a spanking I volunteer to take Rai's place"

Tenshi muttered "Going to be sick, going to be sick, going to be sick" she looked at him "Never say that again"

Rai sighed "I is sorry mummy"

"What did you do?"

"Nuffin bad"

"Jiraiya, tell me what happened"

FLASH BACK JIRAIYA

He stood outside the academy wondering how long he should stay there before it was safe enough to do some research.

Tsunade came around escorting a beautiful young woman with the nicest breasts he'd seen that day, they had nothing in size compared to Tsunade, then again not even watermelons did.

Funny to think that flat chested little comrade would grow something so amazing.

The woman bowed low "Thank you Lady Hokage"

Tsunade nodded, frowned at him and left.

He walked over to the woman "Hello, there beautiful lady"

She stiffened slightly and turned to face him "My name is Nazuka Sheado, please address me as such"

He grinned "I'll call you whatever you'd like if you would allow me to escort you inside"

She nodded once.

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Once they were inside Nazuka knocked and entered the classroom, he realized it was Rai's room.

She walked over to Iruka and nodded.

Iruka cleared his throat "Okay everyone, listen up, this is Nazuka Sheado, she will be talking to you today about finding weaknesses on your enemies and using it against them, so pay attention"

Nazuka smiled at the children and began her lecture.

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It was all going well until she asked for a volunteer.

Rai held up her hand.

Nazuka smiled "Yes you come here please."

Rai came down and smiled at her "Hi, I'm Rai Hatake"

Nazuka smiled cruelly "I don't care" she bent down to Rai's level and looked around "See what I just did"

The children shook their heads.

She continued "By telling her I don't care who she is I tried to make her-"

"Think you're a bitch?" Rai butted in.

Iruka bit his lip to stop from laughing.

Nazuka glared "No, I tried to make you angry"

Rai nodded "K"

She cleared her throat "Let's try something else then, say I'm hysterical-"

One child blurted out "What's that mean?"

Nazuka sighed "It means-"

SLAP

Everyone stared at Rai in shock.

Iruka ran over "Rai Hatake, what do you think you're doing?"

Rai blinked in surprise "But my mummy says you're spossed to do that when a persons terical?"

Nazuka took a deep breath and rubbed her cheek "It's alright, yes normally you do slap a person gently when they are hysterical, but Rai, I wasn't hysterical yet"

Rai blushed "Sorry"

Nazuka nodded "its okay, you'll be able to tell when I'm hysterical"

SLAP

"IT WASN'T THEN" She snapped.

Rai scratched her head "Then when?"

"WHEN I START TO YELL-"

SLAP

"AND GET HIGH PITCHED"

Rai nodded "Like you was then?"

"YES"

SLAP

"DO I SEEM HYSTERICAL TO YOU?"

SLAP

"STOP IT"

SLAP

"I SAID-"

SLAP

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

SLAP

FLASH BACK ENDS

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Tenshi groaned "Rai, you didn't, please tell me you didn't"

Rai looked at the floor "I'm sorry mamma, but the lady made pervy sage not terical anymore"

Tenshi's lips twitched and she looked at Jiraiya "She slapped you?"

Jiraiya glared at Rai "I thought we agreed to keep that bit a secret?"

Rai blinked "But you don't keep secrets from family. Right?"

Tenshi smiled "Yeah pervy sage, you don't keep secrets from family"

Jiraiya glared at them all "I'm leaving"

Tenshi laughed "Sulking?"

"NO, researching"

Naruto rolled his eyes "Hope you get caught by the giant rolling pin welding lady"

Jiraiya huffed and walked out.

Tenshi laughed "See you tomorrow night pervy sage"

He waved and left.

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They were all about to sit down to dinner when Tenshi pulled Sasuke and Naruto close "Hey either of you want to spend the night?"

Naruto grinned "YEAH"

Sasuke shrugged "Why not"

Tenshi glared "We have got to work on that attitude mister"

Sasuke blinked in surprise.

Tenshi sighed "Let's eat first and reminisce"

They all sat down and Tenshi looked over "Oh Asuma, Kurenai, I'm so sorry but you two are going to have to share a room tonight, the house is full. Sorry"

They both blinked.

Kurenai blushed slightly.

Asuma looked around "What about the couch?"

Tenshi blinked "It has fleas"

Rai looked over in alarm "THE COUCH HAS FLEAS?"

Tenshi nodded "Jiraiya slept there last night, so now we have to de-flea it"

Kurenai sent Tenshi a glare that could have killed.

Tenshi smiled "Great, now lets eat"

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Rai was half asleep but fighting it, the reason was simple "I miss daddy" she sobbed.

Sasuke, who was sitting next to her, looked alarmed when she started sobbing in his shirt.

Tenshi sighed "We all miss daddy, but he's on a special mission from Tsunade, I mean Lady Hokage... got to remember to call her Lady Tsunade"

Sakura looked at Rai "Would it make you feel better if we told you about the training we did when we first met Kakashi-sensei?"

Rai nodded.

Sakura grinned "Well, out of all us Sasuke was the closest to get the bell, he actually touched it"

Naruto huffed "I was close too"

Sakura glared "As if Naruto, you were the worst, I mean he even got you with his 1000 years of death jutsu"

Rai frowned "What bells?"

Naruto looked over "Oh, the bells were hanging on him about here" he stood up and pointed to his upper thigh "And we had to use team work to pass, which we did, thanks to me"

Tenshi frowned "1000 years of death jutsu?" she made the mistake of taking a sip of sake when Sakura started to explain it.

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Tenshi's sake sprayed from her mouth "What?" she gasped between coughs.

Rai giggled "Did daddy really shove his fingers up your butt uncle Naruto?"

Tenshi started wheezing.

Naruto turned red and muttered "It wasn't like that"

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Tenshi finally had control again "So Kakashi didn't shove two fingers up your-?"

"NO" Naruto yelled "It wasn't like that"

"So he also didn't get you kids to try and grab two little balls dangling from his thighs?"

Sasuke smiled for a split second.

Tenshi nearly cheered when she saw that.

Asuma and Kurenai seemed to find the wall fascinating.

Naruto glared "It was bells"

Tenshi nodded slowly "So he wanted you to grab two little bells dangling from his thighs?"

Sakura muttered "They were hanging from his waist"

Tenshi groaned "Oh god, my mans a perverted closet ass pirate"

Rai frowned "Mamma, what's an ass pirate?"

Tenshi groaned again and slammed her head on the table.