The trailer park

Peter was walking up and down the living room. He still couldn't believe that Lois had gone to help the Police find the crazy woman who took Stewie from the toystore.

"That woman could be armed" he stated "she'll probably shoot Lois when she demands that she gives Stewie back and then make off with him."

"That won't happen" said Chris "mom will kick that bitch's ass."

"You idiot, they showed a picture of what the woman may look like on the news ,she looks alot tougher than mom" Meg pointed out.

"Chris is right meg" said Peter "now go to your room for pointing out false infomation."

"But dad" Meg moaned.

"No buts Meg,hop off to your room and I mean literally" Peter ordered.

"What,seriously?" she asked "no way am I doing that you fat bastard."

"Come on meg, I'm waiting" said Peter impatiently,tapping his foot. Groaning, Meg got up and started hopping up the staircase as Peter and Chris laughed at her.

Stewie was walking through a woodland, his hands placed casually in his pockets.

"This time, I will get back home" he said to himself "I wonder if Lois is worried,she probably will be I bet." Suddenly he heard a screech of tyres as Helen's car came rolling into the woods.

"Damn" he seethed "she must have followed me,well she isn't getting me this time." Helen stepped out of the car and saw Stewie stood about Twelve feet away from her.

"I've got you now you little ratbag" she said,grinning evily.

"I think not" said Stewie "because I'm out of here." He started running through the woods with Helen waddling after him. Still running, Stewie looked behind him and saw Helen haplessly chasing after him.

"Look at that blubber fly" he commented "she's like a running whale." Helen had been chasing Stewie for a full forty five minutes until she managed to catch him by grabbing him by the back of his overalls.

"Unhand me you vile woman" Stewie yelled "I almost succeeded."

"Think you could get away could you?" she sneered "well, I'm gonna make sure that you'll never escape again." She hauled him back to the car and Stewie made a "grrrrrrrrrr" face. When they got back to the car, she practicly threw him in the back and told him to get on the floor.

"Make me" said Stewie,folding his arms with pure attitude. Snarling like a fierce beast, Helen shoved him on the floor and slammed the back door shut.

"Eww, there's needles everywhere" Stewie pointed out when he noticed a pile of used Heroin needles on the floor "she must be a drug dealer, Now I can see why the social services didn't allow her to adopt kids and she resulted to abduction, but why me?." Helen got in the driver's seat and slammed the door shut.

"Don't touch them needles" she barked before starting up the engine.

"As if i'd touch those vile things" Stewie replied in a cocky manner "and how dare you put an infant near some used druggie needles, some of them could still be filled with Herion you foul creature that ever walked the planet."

The Police,Dave and Lois had gone back to Helen's flat to see if they could find any clues.

"My god, what a dump" Lois pointed out "I can't believe that my baby was being kept here."

"Helen's pretty lazy when it comes to housework" said Dave "I'm the one usually doing the cleaning while she sits on her fat ass all day, drinking beer and watching tv."

"Sounds like Peter" Lois mumbled.

"Is he your husband?" Dave asked. Lois nodded and pointed out that he was similiar to Helen, except for being crazy and abducting small children from toy-stores. Two Policemen who had gone into Helen's bedroom came out carrying a bundle of Babies clothes.

"What the hell is this?" Lois demanded.

"Helen got me to buy some clothes for your son" Dave explained. Lois was quite shocked when she saw the amount of Clothes piled on the armchair.

"She was going to keep him, she wasn't going to give him back." Dave placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"We need to get moving" The Police officer informed "Helen could be halfway across the country by now. Mr parks, where is your wife originally from?"

"She's from Texas and she's not my wife anymore" Dave said.

"What do you mean?" Lois asked.

"because I'm going to settle for a divorce" Dave replied "I don't want to be married to a woman who steals other people's kids to keep as her own."

Helen was still driving and drove into an old trailer park. She walked round the back of the car,pulled the door open and dragged Stewie out.

"Why the deuce are we parked in a trailer park?" he demanded. Helen picked him up and hid him in her coat like the day she snatched him.

"Not again" he said. Helen booked for an overnight stay in one of the trailers and went inside the one she was stopping in. Once she got in, she pulled Stewie out of her coat and put him on the floor.

"We'll be staying here tonight" she informed "now, I need to buy some food, you wait here while I nip to the food store."

"Execellent" Stewie said, rubbing his hands together "with you gone, I can escape." However, he was wrong because Helen pulled him into the bedroom and shoved him in the closet.

"You wait here and I'll let you out when I get back" she sneered evily before shutting the door.

"Ha, I can still escape from this closet because it has no lock on it." He then heard her pushing the bed up agaisnt the door to prevent him from escaping again.

"Damn" he hollered, stomping his foot " stupid ass bitch." He sighed as he heard her leave the trailer,leaving him alone in the dark closet with no way out.