A/N: This is my first originalish FanFic and I would like to say that I need some positive reviews before I write other chapters just so I know that I am wanted, so here goes, without further ado: Disturbia (I was listening to Rhianna's song Disturbia when I was naming it lol)
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Forks, Sunny Forks Washington who wouldn't want to be here. What! Am I kidding who would want to be here 300 days a year are overcast and rainy, and not to mention the lack of brown. Yes I just said it, I miss the colour brown. Here in forks there is NONE! EVERYTHING IS GREEN!!!!
I have just moved here from Phoenix in Arizona because my mother just remarried and let's just say that Phil (her new husband) is not the most pro-teenagers, so yes basically I was kicked out by my step father, though my mother will never admit that her newest hubby is a jerk.
So basically I am living with my dad and my twin brother Emmett. When we were born my mother and father had a fight and separated, my mother took me and my father took Emmett.
I am due to start my junior year at Forks High School on Monday and being today is Saturday I guess I have to find something to do with my time for the next day and a half. You see I am not really very social well actually Emmett words for me are socially awkward, that or socially inept, whatever they means.
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So here we are at Charlie's palace as he likes to call it, im not sure if he was trying to be funny or try to cheer me up from my mope fest but as I said to him
"if you ever want to see happy Bella ever again you has to stop trying to be funny right now"
Which Emmett just laughed his booming laugh at.
"Bella! Lunch is ready!" Emmett screamed excitedly from downstairs. Emmett had an unnatural love for food.
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming" I screamed no where near as excitedly as Emmett.
As I walked downstairs I saw the whole table decked out in food and Emmett siting like a starved five year old staring at it waiting to be able to start.
"Come on Bells, I want too eat!!" Emmett exclaimed impatiently as I made my way to the table.
"No Emmett! You will wait till Bella is down here and Edward is back from the bathroom" Charlie Screamed at his impatient son. Who is this Edward Character?
As I was walking down the stairs to the table I tripped on the last step and fell into a pair of overly strong arms that I assumed to be Emmett's but when I got my feet back I found myself staring into a pair of bright green eyes. Who was I kidding these were more than eyes there was no was to describe these, these gems, these orbs of beauty absolutely no words.
I was pulled out of my train of thought as I heard a loud booming laugh that belonged to none other than Emmett.
"Oh Eddie, I see you have met my sister Bella and her two left feet!" he exclaimed while trying to compose himself.
So this is Edward.
"yes! Its seems that I have" was how he replied his voice full of humor, I just scoffed.
"Bella this is Edward, Edward Cullen, my best buddy" exclaimed Emmett and I got an 'unfortunately' look from Edward himself.
Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, I like it. 'What am I saying' I scoffed at myself internally.
I never really found out why Edward was actually there and not with his family but who knows.
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The next day passed in a similar fashion, me upstairs still trying to unpack and stumbling around a bit. Unfortunately it was Edwardless, and that's was the first night that I dreamed of Edward Cullen.
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It is my first day of school and I am nervous as hell but that's the type of person that I am, the nervous type.
I walked into school with Emmett at my side for protection though he may as well not have been there because I was swamped by people but I guess so was he. He had a reason though he was the Football captain and extremely popular. I on the other hand have no idea why I was being swamped by what seemed like hundreds of students though was probably only 11ish.
The weird thing though was that all the guys were coming up asking for my number, I didn't give it to any of them but it was nice anyway. I have never had a boyfriend because I was never asked, no one seemed very interested.
I made my way to my first class which was English, what do you know I was the centre of attention once again. The teacher signed the slip that I gave him from the nice receptionist lady I think her name was Ms Cope.
Mr. Williams my English teacher assigned me my seat that was in the middle row, third from the front. In the seat next to mine was a girl she looks really nice maybe I should talk to her.
"Hi!" I said trying to muster up as much friendliness in my voice as possible.
She took a little glance in my direction smiled warmly and held out her hand "Hi I'm Angela, you are Bella I gather." Oh she was nice I knew I would really like her no matter how shy I am.
"Welcome to Forks High" she said again as I shook her hand.
I tried to think of something witty to say but all that came out was "Thanks, it's really….um……green"
She laughed at my expression "I just know we are going to be friends!"
I smiled warmly and more genuinely at that exclamation than I had to anything in years.
Class passed as a blur and I made my way to my next class "Spanish, urgh!"
I walked into the classroom and handed my slip to the teacher at the front. She assigned me my seat and I went to sit down.
"Hi!" I said with fake happiness in my voice.
She just glared at me.
"I'm Bella Swan" I tried again.
She was still glaring until and evil smile came onto her face as it seemed she had realized something.
"You're Emmett's sister?" she asked staring at my hand and I removed it from her glare, she might have burnt a hole in it if I didn't.
"Yes, I am that knob heads sister, why?" I asked genuinely curious.
She just laughed and breathed a sigh as though she were thinking of him naked. Yes he was fairly good looking but he was my brother EW!
"Just wondering" she said with an unmistakable gleam of lust in her eyes. Once again EW!
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I wondered out of the classroom to find Emmett waiting for me.
"What are you doing here?" I asked a little too harshly, but he just brushed it off and we started walking.
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When Emmett and I arrived at the cafeteria we walked over to his table and he introduced me to his friends.
"Bella this is Jasper and his girlfriend Alice" Edward introduced. I went over to the tall, blonde, fairly strong muscled man and held out my hand, but before I could blink I was being pulled into a tight hug by girl that greatly resembled what I thought looked like a pixie.
"I just know we are going to be best friends Bella!" Alice squealed in my chest and I heard a little chuckle come from none other than Edward.
"Sorry 'bout my sister Bella, she may be small but she incredibly annoying! OUCH! ALICE! And strong" Edward muttered the last bit under his breath.
I just laughed.
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The rest of lunch passed by uneventfully. I got to meet Emmett's girlfriend Rosalie and she was like WOW! She was the most stunning thing I have ever seen. The exact replica of perfect.
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As I walked out of the cafeteria I ran into what's his name,
"Hi! I'm Mike" mike that's right "Mike Newton" He said holding his hand out for a shake.
"Bella Swan" I said shaking his hand and he grinned the most disgusting cringe worthy smile I have ever seen and I wanted to run and scream the other way. But instead I gave him a nod and headed towards Emmett's Jeep where he was waiting for me.
"What did Spewton want?" Emmett sneered
I laughed and said "He just wanted to introduce himself…… but I see what you mean by the Spewton thing urgh!" I shuddered
And Emmett just laughed his great big booming laugh.
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I was sitting in my room doing homework and singing to Sara Bareilles's Love song when my phone buzzed.
I took a look at the number but I didn't know it so I just opened the message and shuddered at what I saw:
The word of the day is "legs." So come over to my place and spread the word. Xxx
I just sat there staring at the screen thinking of something to say.
I slowly typed back my comeback:
Really? I thought the word of the day was amputate? Hmm oh well guess not.
I clicked send chuckling to myself.
I heard soft laughter from behind me and I spun round to see Rosalie standing in my door.
I must admit that even though Rosalie has a really hard outer shell but she was actually really nice.
"What was on that screen that made you look so terrified, or should I say shocked from your socks." Rosalie asked smiling.
I just turned to her and handed her my phone and showed her the message and scoffed in disgust, but moments later she was in hysterics and verbally slapping me on the back for a job well done.
"Oh my god Bella you are hilarious" she complimented and I just smiled back at her.
"Why is she so hilarious?" Emmett asked from my door with Alice, Edward and jasper behind him trying to get a look what was so funny.
Rosalie didn't even try to compose herself she just handed them the phone.
Moments later I heard a growl of anger from Emmett
"Why that little…" but was interrupted by Rosalie
"Whoa babe read what she wrote back "
And soon enough everyone was in hysterics again rolling the floor in hysteria.
Charlie walked passed my door and saw us on the floor laughing and just shook his head.
About an hour and a half my phone buzzed again. By this time we had all settled down and were telling stories on my bedroom floor.
When the phone buzzed everyone turned towards me with expressions saying 'what does it say?'
I opened the phone and read the message slowly before cracking into hysterics.
"What! What does it say?!" Alice was basically bouncing up and down
Rosalie took the phone from the position on the floor that I t had found and read the message aloud:
"I have a snake, and it wants to enter your garden!" there was a long pause, then everyone erupted into fits of unstoppable laughter. Well everyone except Emmett who was fuming.
"Who is it from" he seethed and grabbed the phone to look at the number, then froze. "Spewton!" He whispered in anger
"What are you going to write back" Rosalie asked still rolling with laughter
"I, I d don't know" I got out before bursting into giggles again.
I finally got myself together enough to type a response, it went like this
You'll have to prune the weeds first
And sent it off.
Immediately another was back
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays
And I burst I couldn't hold it in again and neither could anyone else including Emmett who I had told to chill and look at the humorous side of it.
Over the next couple of days I would get the same kind of text messages and I would write something back really witty that would send everyone into hysterics when I told them about it. Some of the messages and replies were: (Mike Bella)
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho bootywell this booty is out of your reach
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend well to me you look a lot like the next guy I'm turning down
If you were a booger I would pick you first you pick your nose? GROSS!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Are you a donkey because you have ass written all over you
You turn my software into hardware sorry I'm too high tech for your 3 ½ inch floppy
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! How about I add a slap to your face subtract your self esteem divide your legs and multiply the pain with my knee
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together I like it the way it is with the 'n' and the 'o' together
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Well Jamaican me a nun
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After the Meal, Its off With the Knickers. Roses are red violets are blue after the meal your balls will be too
My name's Mike. That's so you know what to scream in bed. oh ill be screaming but from laughter
I want to love you is fourteen letters so is I want to f!$k you so is I don't think sooo
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9? Then who is the 7 and the 8
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!! No Arizona, too bad
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! Its green???
Is your name Mickey? Because your so FINE! Don't talk to me coz your no 9
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway. Not If you want to see the light of tomorrow
Violets are blue, roses are red, what's it going to take to get you into bed? Roses are red violets are blue the only one in your bed will be you
By then Emmett was getting very annoyed that I was just taking it in a stride and not doing anything about it, so he did.
In the Parking lot that faithful day after school Mike looked at me like he always did, like he was making progress in the bed department and all I could was cringe.
As Emmett was approaching mike I could see his smile start to fade.
"about bloody time he got that smile off his could face" jasper muttered under his breath so that only us 4 could hear him.
Mike POV
As I saw Emmett approaching me with the terrifying stance that he was holding I shrunk back into the wall that I was leaning on. I knew that Bella was Emmett's sister but I didn't know they were this close or that she would tell him anything.
I looked over to see Bella grinning from ear to ear and I couldn't do anything.
"Shit….." was all I could say
