The discovery

Five long hours had gone by and Helen still hadn't come back.

"How long does it take to get some food?" Stewie complained "I don't think it takes five bloody hours to buy food." He was still inside the closet in the caravan and he couldn't get out because the bed was still pushed up against the door.

"I really need to pee" he stated "maybe I'll go in here and then she'll have to sleep in a room that smells of urine,ha."

Helen came staggering through the caravan park drunk when one of the employees walked up to her with a piece of paper.

"What do you want?" Helen slurred.

"We want to know if you've seen this boy?" the employeee asked, handing her the paper. It was a missings person's poster with Stewie's face on it.

"No, I ain't seen him" Helen lied "now get out of my face before I introduce my fist to yours." The employee looked offended but shrugged it off.

"Ok" the employee replied "thankyou very much." The employee walked away and Helen ripped the poster up into tiny pieces. She walked back into her caravan and the strong smell of urine filled her nostrils.

"What the hell?" she mumbled. She walked into her bedroom,pulled the bed away from the closet,opened the closet door and saw Stewie urinating on the carpet.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" she shrieked.

"I'm a baby" Stewie replied with a grin "I cannot control my bladder and I'm not yet potty trained." Helen pulled his overalls up and spanked him.

"You do not piss on the carpet" she seethed "you're going to bed." She threw him in the bedroom next to hers and put a chair up agaisnt the door.

"Now go to sleep" she slurred "I don't want to hear a peep out of you until the morning." She swaggered into her own room and collasped onto her bed without changing her clothes.

"We need to go to Texas" Lois informed "my baby could be in danger if he's been taken by a total phyco."

"Calm down" Dave reassured "we'll catch Helen and you'll get your son back, I promise." The police also agreed that they'll help catch Helen too.

"We need to stop her before she get's to Texas" the officer informed.

"But,what if it's too late" said Lois "what if she's already up there,with Stewie?"

"Then we'll go to Texas, find her,arrest her and then give you your son back" the officer promised "don't worry Mrs Griffin, we will get your son back."

The next day back at the caravan park, Helen was trying to feed Stewie some cold spinach which he refused.

"Come on" Helen demanded "open your mouth and eat the spinach you rotten little shitbag."

"How about you eat it instead" Stewie suggested and throwing it in her face. Helen growled furiously as spinach dripped down her face.

"You are a very naughty boy, maybe I'll tie you in a sack and dump you in a river" he threatened.

"Oh, I am so scared" Stewie replied, throwing his arms up in mock horror "well, I'd love to see you try." Helen sighed and tried to feed him what was left of the spinach.

"EAT THE GODAMN SPINACH" she roared when Stewie refused again.

"Woah, you have the loudest voice in America, my ears are ringing" he replied sarcasticly. Helen picked him up by the arm again and spanked him.

"That's for wasting your spinach" she snapped.

"Well I didn't ask for the stuff anyway" Stewie replied "you just got it out of the pantry and tried to force feed me it." What Helen didn't notice was that a couple had seen her with Stewie inside the caravan.

"That kid looks kind of familiar" the woman said. Her husband nodded in agreement. When they got a full view of Stewie, they both gasped in horror.

"Why did your wife take Stewie?" Lois asked Dave "why my baby?."

"She was planning to snatch a child for months" Dave replied "I tried talking her out of it, telling her that it was agaisnt the law to take someone else's kid but she wouldn't listen. She can't even look after a kid properly even if she adopted one."

"What has she been doing to my baby, has she been hurting him?" Lois demanded.

"Well, she locked him in the closet a couple of times and hit him, seriously, Helen doesn't deserve any children and she shouldn't go around taking other people's kids."

"I am going to kill that bitch" Lois seethed when a poilce officer walked in.

"Mrs Griffin we've just recieved some news from a caravan park three miles up town" he infomred.

"What is it?" Lois demanded.

"Apparently, your son and his abductor have been discovered staying in one of the caravans" the officer replied.