Stewie comes home
While Helen was being escorted to the Police station, the Police were taking Lois and Stewie back to Quohog.
"I wonder what peter is doing now" said Lois.
"Does he know you've got Stewie back?" Dave asked "did you call him?"
"Oh yeah,he sounded really happy" said Lois before looking at Stewie who was sat on her knee "you hear that honey,your daddy can't wait to see you back home."
"Oh really" Stewie said "I hope he does something to apologise for leaving me alone to get bloody kidnapped by a crazy woman."
Back at the Griffin's,Peter and Brian were watching the tv,Meg was up her room complaining and Chris was attempting to do his homework but kept being distracted by the evil monkey who lived in his closet.
"So, did Lois call this morning?" Brian asked.
"Yeah" said peter "she said that the police arrested the woman who took Stewie."
"Is he ok?" Brian asked.
"Oh yeah,Lois said he's fine, a little filthy but fine" said Peter.
"That's good" said Brian "so, did they find out why that woman took Stewie?"
"Apparently, Lois said that she couldn't have children, she couldn't adopt because she was a drug dealer and an alcoholic so she decided to kidnap someone else kid to keep as her own" Peter said.
"Wow" said Brian "she sounds pretty crazy."
"Lois said she was" Peter replied "she said that he woman was going to drive her car into the sea with her and Stewie in it." Brian nearly choked on his martini.
"Oh my god" he said.
"I know and then Lois said that she punched her in the face when she tried to get Stewie away from her" Peter continued. Brian then dropped his martini glass on the floor.A few hours later, a horde of police car stopped outside the house. Excidetly,peter ran to the window and saw Lois come out of one of them and she was Holding Stewie.
"They're back" he yelled "hey Meg,Chris get down here, your mom and Stewie's back." Peter, Brian, Chris and Meg were all waiting. When Lois walked in with Stewie everyone shouted "WELCOME HOME."
"Oh my" said Lois "I wasn't expecting this."
"Come here you" said Peter picking up Stewie "we've missed you buddy"
"Easy fat man, I'm quite bruised up here from being beaten nearly every day by that fat whore" Stewie said as Peter kept hugging him. After hugging him for a full five minutes, Peter finally put Stewie on the floor and he walked over to the sofa and sat down, Brian sat next to him.
"Is that all he's going to do?" peter asked indicating to Stewie "Just sit there as if nothing has happened?"
"Come on Peter,he's just a baby" Lois replied "He probably doesn't even remember what happened to him. Come on, I'm going to order a pizza."
"I want extra cheese" said Chris excitedly. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian were watching the news.
"And in other news today, the kidnapper of Stewie Griffin was found and arrested today. Helen parks, forty-one from southern Texas was charged with kidnapping and will be serving twenty years in jail then will spend the rest of her life in a nuthouse, we now go over to Ollie Williams who is at the courthouse where Helen has charged today, what's the scene Ollie?"
"She going down" said Ollie.
"Thank you Ollie and now to strip clubs."
"Well, thank god she's going down" Stewie told Brian "she deserves it."
"What was she like?" Brian asked.
"Oh she was crazy man, she locked me in a cupboard for three hours, she hit me a few times and she was planning to take me to Texas. She wasn't going to give me back" Stewie explained.
"You want something to cheer you up that will take your mind of the whole kidnapping thing?" Brian asked.
"yeah" said Stewie.
"Ok wait here" said Brian. A few minutes later, he came back dressed as banana and holding two maracas.
"It's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time, where he at, where he at, now there he go,there,he go, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly" Brian sang.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Stewie laughed "I feel better already."
Meanwhile,Helen was sat in a police cell,kicking the walls.
"Must get out here" she growled "must get my son back,he's mine,not that stupid red headed bitch's son,mine." her cell mate threw a pillow at her.
"Will you shut the fuck up" she hissed "you fucking child stealer." Helen stabbed her cellmate with a penknife.
"No one tells me to shut up" she growled.
back at the Griffin's, the Griffin family where eating pizza and were watching the news. Lois looked over at Stewie who was curled up next to her,fast asleep,sucking his thumb.
"I'm going to put Stewie to bed" Lois whispered.
"Ok" Peter whispered back "but hurry up because the movie is about to start." Lois gently picked up Stewie,carried him upstairs and put him in his crib.
"I'm so glad to have you back" she whispered before kissing him goodnight and leaving the room. Not long after,Stewie opened his eyes and saw his teddy,Rupert next to him.
"Hi Rupert" he said sleepily as he wrapped his little arms round the teddy "guess you missed me huh?." Rupert remained silent.
"Goodnight rupert" said Stewie as he snuggled further under the covers and fell asleep.
