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on with da show!

As I escorted Sexy deeper into camp, I was stopped by a fluffy white cat. "Hey, Cloudtail," I meowed, nodding respectfully to the senior warrior.

"Hi," Cloudtail replied. His sparkling blue eyes shifted from me to Sexy. "Who's that?

"Kittypet near Sunning Rocks- nearly drowned. Her name's Sexy." At the corner of my eye, I caught Sexy coughing loudly, and obvious attempt to hide laughter. Her green eyes glinted mischievously. "Lucky for her, ThunderClan found her and not RiverClan."

"You serious? ThunderClan? RiverClan?" Sexy snorted. "How 'bout ShadowClan and WindClan? You got those too?"

I gaped at her. "How do you know about them?"

Sexy stopped, her eyes widening. "So... are you saying there IS a ShadowClan and WindClan?" she sputtered.

Cloudtail's friendly face vanished, replaced with hard suspicion. "How-?" he began.

Sexy was hardly listening. Pacing, she muttered, "This can't be... this is scientifically impossible! Unless... wait... Alexis, she did in fact say something about book jumping. Was she trying to warn me? NO!! I should've listened! Now I'm stuck in a fake reality without any knowledge of if I'm dead on- on the side, or if I simply went missing... oh dear God, tell me this isn't happening..." she suddenly collapsed and sprawled on the ground, twitching and muttering.

Cloudtail glanced at Sexy. "She's quite a bit weird, I'll say," he snorted. "Talking about stuff I've never heard of."

"You should see the way she acts," I responded dryly. "It's even worse."

Sexy had by then gotten a hold ofbyerself, slowly getting up. Her fur was dusty by then. "Good to see you, Cloudtail," Sexy mewed. "Next time you visit your mother Princess with Firestar, tell her I said hi, mkay?" then she marched away.

"What? Wait," Cloudtail meowed. "How in the name of StarClan did she know that?"

"I don't know, but I'd better follow her. She might be mousebrained enough to go dive into other river," I joked. I waved my tail in farewell, then hurried off after Sexy.

"Are you feeling okay, Sex-?" I got as far as that until she spun around.

Claws jutted out. She looked deadly.

I'm serious. She could actually poke me to death.

"Don't call me that," she meowed fiercely z her voice thick.

But that's your name, idiot! I wanted so badly to scream, but instead I said, "Then what should I call you?"

"Jaden." Her voice was crisp and clear this time, not at all stuffy.

"Well, okay, Jaden. What's bothering you? You just stormed off like that when we were talking to Cloudtail. Why?"

"I-" she got as far as that when a bright, fiery red tom stopped in front of us.

Firestar.

"Ah, so you, I assume, must be that kittypet who nearly killed herself trying to swim?" Firestar asked, kindness radiating from his gaze. "Allow me to introduce myself first. I'm-"

"Firestar, king of the entire forest," Jaden/Sexy/Stupid muttered.

"Excuse me?" Firestar tilted his head.

"Nothing, nothing," she meowed. "I know who you are. Word spread to me faster than you could say 'mangoes'."

"True. Come, follow me into my den. We have a great deal to discuss."

We followed Firestar to his den.

"Now," Firestar meowed once we were inside. "From what I've heard, Sexy, you've come from a very long way to deliver a sort of message, am I right?"

Jaden nodded. I did too, but then I interrupted. "Firestar, actually, Sexy's name is YOOWWCH!!!"

Long claws HURT.

Firestar continued. "And, supposedly, this is for Ravenwing, and I hear that this message is from Lilyseed herself?" his voice strains at "Lilyseed".

Jaden shrugged. "I mean, I got it from someone who really knows Lilyseed. Basically, she told me to meet you guys and tell Ravenwing his message."

Firestar nodded. "I see." he leaned forward, so close that their noses were nearly touching. "And the question here is why don't you simply just tell Ravenwing the message and leave? It's just a message. It's not like-"

"I can't leave."

Firestar reeled back. "What?"

"I can't leave." Jaden repeated louder. "I have nowhere to go. Even if I did leave, do you know what would have happened? Death! My mother and father are sooooo far away. I'm lost! My mother is always drunk and my dad's always busy. There's no way they'd go looking for me- even if they did, there's no way they'd find me." Jaden's voice thickens again. "Please, if you could spare me and show me mercy! Let me join the Clan. I understand this might be a lot to take in, but I want to stay so I can figure out a way to find my way home, plus I can contribute so I'm not a burden, and-"

"Sexy." Firestar stopped her, his words soft and gentle. "Of course I would let you say. It sounds like you're undergoing a lot of stress. Of course-" Firestar shot me a look. "Some of the Clan will not appreciate my choice."

Jaden scoffed. "Does it look like it bothers me? Please. I'm cool with it."

Or are you hot with it?

Get it?

No? Darn it. Jaden says I'm not good as puns.

I wholeheartedly disagree. I'm fabulous!

"Will you be arranging me a mentor?" Jaden asked as we walked out of the den.

"Of course- I have quite a lot to think about. Your apprentice ceremony should be later today, latest."

"Thanks," I called, padding away. "Now," I grinned. "How about I show you the rest of camp? Incluuuuuding the dirtplace?"

"The dirtpla... oh, no," Jaden groaned, smashing her head against the soil.

Poop. I wanted the chapter to go on a biiit more... but you know. Laziness got in the way.

Please review! Really motivates me! No reviews, no chap ):3 Let's get to 3 reviews again!

Bai, guys!