A/N;
Rawr. What else do I have to say?
Little Lady Kunimitsu – She's Jill,she'll prevail. And she'll no doubt get her own back at some point in the future XD Oh, ouch, your poor friend XD!!
Ditto9 – Sounds about the right dosage, and porn never helps XD I've said it many times, but yay Ditto approval~!
AllApologies451994 – I'm glad we see eye to eye there XD If only more people would come out of the closet about liking Zombies more than mainstream media :C
Stardust4 – Glad you enjoy it XD We use it a lot in my friendship group… Only we shout 'SOYSAUCE'.
Tiger Snaps – That's okay, the fact that you're reading is mega awesome sauce~. Glad you're enjoying it :3
J.L. Zielesch – Thank you :D
omniaki78 : Poor ol' Jill. She'll get her own back, yessers :3 Ah, whatever could it have been? We'll see.
XxninjabrawlerXx – Yes, he's a big meany, isn't he? Sorry for the wait XD
ShadowBrawler2000 – Most likely boredom, and some sort of drug concocted from the sweets I was eating :3 Sad thing is, at this very moment, there's three more stories I want to type, even with my others unfinished ;_; I'm a glutton for punishment XD
Resident Evil will never be mine XD
"Jill, what the hell's going on here?!"
No sooner had Chris shouted the statement upon entering the bathroom had Jill knocked the wind right out of him. He felt like he had been hit by a train, but it was simply Jill clinging onto him faster than lightning. And with a fair bit of force, which was evident.
"Chris! Damn it! I tried to bite me, I swear it tried to bite me!!"
Chris inhaled sharply, just trying to regain his breath. Jill's arms were wrapped tightly around him, making it even more difficult.
"What---exactly---?" He managed to ask breathlessly, managing to hear sound still echoing around the room. It was dark, though – Jill hadn't bothered turning the lights on. He really did hope that Jill hadn't thrown up on the ground.
Jill threw here arm up, pointing up at the ceiling. Chris squinted into the dark, only making out a few shadows. Now having an arm free, he tapped the wall, feeling for the light switch before flicking it.
The lights above blinked a few times, warming up, before illuminating the room without fail. There was a loud shriek, and a mass of black hit the wall from surprise, dropping to the ground.
"The heck is that…?!" Chris asked loudly, before trying to push Jill off of him – She held on tight, though, catching him by surprise. She wasn't exactly a clingy type of girl.
"A vampire bat, Chris, a freaking vampire bat!" Jill shouted, far louder than him, her voice fool of panic. "And it tried to bite me, Chris, The god damn vampire tried to bite me!!"
"Jill… You gotta—Get, off!" Chris said this through clenched teeth, once more trying to get the girl to loosen her grip on her. It became clear that she wasn't budging – No way in hell. Muttering under his breath, he managed to edge away from the door towards the 'supposed 'vampire bat', with Jill still hanging onto him.
"Jill…"
"W, What?!"
"That's a fruit bat. They don't drink blood."
Jill looked down at the bat on the floor, which seemed to have a hard time getting off of it's own back. She bit her bottom lip, overcome once again with embarrassment. The little bastard had taken her by complete surprise. She opened her mouth to try and speak, any word that could come to her defense, but she stopped short when the bat sprung back into the air and began to flutter and screech again. She put her other arm around Chris again, clinging on tightly for a second time without thinking.
"Gaah, you're such a pansy!" Chris said, shaking his head. He managed to free an arm again and grab a broom that rested against the wall. He raised it as far as he coiuld towards the ceiling, which was not difficult in the low ceiling too, and tried to whack the bat back towards the window it had come crashing through.
As he did this, Jill quickly let go off him and dusted herself off. When would the embarrassment for her stop tonight? Her head jerked up to look at Chris when she heard him give a yelp, noticing the flutter of wings close to his face.
"The bastard bit me!!"
Chris gave a few hard swings at the bat, knocking it out of the window while holding his nose, cursing along the way. "The little fucker!! Fuck, that hurts!"
"See, what did I tell you?!"
He looked over to Jill, flailing her arms to emphasis her point. "You see? It bit you, didn't it?! You're bleeding, aren't you?! That was a vampire and you know it!!"
"… Shit." Chris quickly dropped the broom and went to shut the window, sealing that flying pest outside for good. He turned to his female companion once again, leaning against the window. "So you think I just got bit by a vampire?!"
"Yep," She nodded, managing to regain her stern disposition, "But it didn't bite your neck or an artery. So you shouldn't become a vampire."
"And if I do?"
"I won't hesitate to stake you."
"Gee, thanks." Chris rolled his eyes, rubbing his nose one more time. It had only been a bit of a nip, but enough to draw a small amount of blood. "Can't I just bite you and you know, get you to join the evils of the night with me?"
"We'll just have to see." She said simply, strutting out of the room with her confidence recovered completely now. She paused and walked back in, bringing the lid of the toilet down and pressing down the flush button, before leaving once again with a blush over her cheeks.
The lad followed her out after grabbing a Band-Aid for the bridge of his nose. He had only just managed to set it over his wound when another loud thump echoed from the top floor. Both inhabitance looked up, then back to each other.
"… Chris, Zombies might not be able to go up Stairs, but…"
"But… Vampires can…"
