A/N This chapter was something I made to explain the whole wings thing, since they are fully human.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride (James Patterson does) or Chelsea Lately (Chelsea Handler does.)

Max's POV

Then, I woke up. In my room. I didn't feel so good. Actually, I had to vomit. So, I got up, ran to the bathroom and vomited into the toilet. Then, I washed my face and got most of the sick smell out of my hair in the shower. Long and HOT! Just like I like it. I got dressed in a tank-top and Sofie's, then brushed my teeth for maybe ten minutes strait. I left the bathroom, then plugged in my headphones into my laptop and started watching Chelsea Lately on hulu. I was cracking up about this sketch about Chuy pretending to be batman called "Dark Knugget". Then Fang woke up (oops, I hadn't even noticed he was there!!!!!!) and started going "huh u was goin on?" which made me laugh harder, while I was shrieking. Because he was there. Then Angel came in wearing a nightgown and said "Max, what happened?"

"Oh, nothing, Angel."

"Oh. Ok. I have to get mom now."

And then she walked out. Maybe 2 minutes later, she came in dragging a very sleepy mom. Who started to wake up when she saw me and Fang awake.

"Oh, your awake! You've been asleep for a few days."

"Huh?"

And then I looked at the clock. The first thing I saw was that it was that it was 2 in the morning. Then I noticed I'd been asleep for nearly a week!

"Mom, why weren't we in the hospital?"

"Because you really didn't need to stay there. The doctors let us take you home asleep. They said they needed the room and it wasn't all that necessary."

Do you really exist voice?

Yes Max.

Then explain one thing. Why is the hospital full?

There was an outbrake of (insert deadly disease here)

Is that what I have?!

No. You have a severe case of the flu. Your fever just broke last night.

Oh. Ok. That explains some things.

Oh, and school has been canceled until further notice. They don't want the disease to spread.

AWESOME! WOO HOO!!!!

Oops, I said that out loud. The Awesome woo hoo part. Now everybody was staring at it, and I mean everybody. Angel had telepathically gotten everybody up. Oh, and then I thought this to her:

How did Gazzy and Iggy get here so fast?

They moved into the house, so now we can start using the guest house for sleepovers again.

You see, we used to have massive slumber parties as a joint birthday party. And as every other party imaginable. That is, until the blake kids moved in. Which is why we didn't enjoy them so much, that is until we met them. Speaking of enjoy, I'm starting to question my relationship with Fang.

Fang POV

All of a sudden, after everybody came in the room, Max went AWESOME! WOO HOO!!!!

"Max, why did you say that?" I asked.

No answer.

"Max?"

No answer.

"MAX?!"

No answer.

Max's POV

Max, Fang wants to talk to you.

Huh?

He's yelling your name. I'd answer, I think he's starting to get mad.

"What? What?"

"What was that all about?"

"What was what all about?" I said, trying to look as innocent as possible. Then, Nudge started whispering to Ella and I shot her a death glance, then asked Angel to MAKE them all leave. She agreed but said she had to be nearby. So whatever, she was gunna find out when we thought about it.

"The cheering."

"Oh, that. I'm not telling you." Then I smiled maliciously at him. And then I got a pillow in my face. Then HE got a pillow in his face

"PILLOW FIGHT!" Angel yelled. So of course, everybody (AKA Nudge, Ella, Gazzy, Iggy, Angel, and the dogs) grabbed a pillow and joined in. Fun was had by all :D

A/N I can type fast!!!!!! Review. I know I said no more disclaimer, but it wasn't just Max this time, so I kinda had to….