Princess Time!

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Jasmine was reading a tome lent to her by Belle, flipping the pages slowly. She leaned back on her personal couch, lounging really. She relaxed and smiled, reading an old story from her childhood. The time of keys and wars, of knights in shadow and light... All the best and most gripping kinds of adventures. The kinds she wanted so much to enjoy, had enjoyed...

VRRRRMMM...

Jasmine grimaced. She looked up at Cinderella as she passed by, using that vacuum cleaner of hers.

"Must you really do that? Now? I'm trying to read," Jasmine said flatly.

"Sorry, there were some crumbs Merida left," she muttered. She passed by. "Don't mind me..."

She headed off. Jasmine sighed, and resumed reading. Hm... Strange, this blue box an the wizard keeps appearing in these stories... She rubbed her chin. It seems so familiar... Maybe I should ask-

VRRRRRMMM...

"Feet up please," Cinderella said. Jasmine rolled her eyes and raised her legs as Cinderella passed by, vacuum still going. The sound faded again, and Jasmine tried to figure out where she'd left off.

The river in the forest...? Hmm... Maybe there's a treasure there I can-

VRRRRMMMM-!

"That's it!" Jasmine cried, standing up and glaring at Cinderella. "TURN THAT THING OFF!"

"WHAT?!" Cinderella shouted back.

"TURN IT OFF!" Jasmine shouted, even louder.

"WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IT'S TOO LOUD!" Cinderella bellowed. "IT'S REALLY GREAT THOUGH!" She beamed. "EVERYTHING'S GETTING SO CLEAN!"

Jasmine rolled her eyes, and dragged her couch off somewhere else. A sympathetic Aurora handed her some cotton balls, as Rapunzel shivered next to her.

"These will help," Aurora said. "Just take them before you're tempted to sic your tiger on her."

"I hadn't gotten that far," Jasmine admitted. She frowned at Rapunzel. "What's her problem?"

"It er... Took longer to get Belle her earplugs," Aurora admitted. She winced. "And Cindy accidentally sucked up the cover of her book."

Jasmine's eyes widened, and she looked back at the happily vacuuming woman.

"How is she still alive?"

"Mulan," said Rapunzel, whimpering. "But it was still so scary..."

Heavily inspired by the Pocket Princesses webcomic by Amy Mebberson, this thread is for any and all Disney Princess related hijinks you might think up. Basic premise? The Princesses are roommates and have access to the entirety of Disney properties and canon to interact with for hilarious adventures.