Princess Time!
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Cinderella was busily cleaning the hallway of the shared home she and the other Princesses... Shared, when she came across paint on the wall. She growled, and glared at the familiar brush strokes.
"Oooh! Rapunzel! Must you do this to every wall?" She grumbled. "I feel so bad about washing it off, but..." She frowned as she got a look at some words painted on the wall in red. "Hm?"
She read them, tilting her head curiously.
I've been learning to do the magic myself. But I haven't gotten it completely right yet.
Actually I'm technically a demi-goddess.
What?
I can't smite anything! I wouldn't know how.
Well, we could ask my dad. It would require his trident.
All right, we'll get the trident.
You're a little too enthusiastic about things like this.
Good point.
"What on Earth...?" Cinderella muttered.
An hour ago...
"So, let me get this straight," said Rapunzel, tilting her head curiously at the redheaded girl standing before her, "you can't talk when you have legs?"
"..." Ariel nodded. Rapunzel blinked.
"But didn't your dad gift you with speech and legs after everything?"
Ariel waved her hands. She then looked around for some paper. Rapunzel shook her head... And looked over at the bare wall. She grinned.
"Oh! Oh! Idea, ideaaaa! Come on!" She handed Ariel a paintbrush and some paint. "Come on! Paint it on the wall!"
Ariel smiled and nodded. She quickly wrote with several fast paint strokes. Rapunzel read the words, and beamed.
"Oh! You're a witch?" Rapunzel gasped. "That... IS SO COOL!"
Ariel shook her head, and painted some more words. She answered in the negative to the previous, but revealed something new... And far more exciting.
The long-haired blonde princess gasped again, and clapped. "You're a demi-goddess?! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Smite something!"
Ariel blinked, and painted a question on the wall.
"Smite something! Or slay a giant monster! Or a Gorgon! That's what demi-goddesses do! Go on, go on!"
Ariel painted some more words. Rapunzel huffed.
"Well, we could find someone who does, right? And teach you? And then I could watch? Wouldn't that be great?"
Ariel thought about it. She smiled and nodded, writing another line on the wall.
"YES! WOO! Smiting! Smoting... Smote...?" Rapunzel frowned. "I have no idea how to use that word properly. Ooh! We'll find out, won't we?"
Ariel gave the blonde a deadpan look, and wrote another line. Rapunzel grinned.
"Like you've never wanted to give it a try."
Ariel sighed... And then grinned. She wrote one more line, before putting the paintbrush down. Rapunzel clapped her hands.
"All right! Let's go!"
Now...
Cinderella prepared her bucket and sponge, and kneeled down. Belle wandered by, and looked at the wall.
"Hm? What's all this?"
"Rapunzel's been painting again... All over my walls," Cinderella sighed. Belle's frown deepened.
"And Ariel?"
"Looks like."
"Ariel... And Rapunzel... With Ariel's trident?" Belle asked slowly. Cinderella's sponge slipped from her hand.
"... I'll get Jasmine and her genie," Cinderella said.
"I'll call in Elsa," Belle said. "Something's bound to be on fire..."
Heavily inspired by the Pocket Princesses webcomic by Amy Mebberson, this thread is for any and all Disney Princess related hijinks you might think up. Basic premise? The Princesses are roommates and have access to the entirety of Disney properties and canon to interact with for hilarious adventures.
