Princess Time!

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This part written by Me.


Jasmine wandered through the castle, or Princess Pad, in a bit of concern. She bit her lower lip, just imagining the mayhem and chaos that could be ensuing at any time. She felt like it was only a matter of time before...

She saw a flash of orange and red through a cracked open door. She slid back, and bent down to peer through the crack. She sucked in a quiet breath as she saw Iago and Rocket Raccoon... Sitting, crying and sharing a bottle of hard alcohol?

"You know... The worst part is... He was basically my dad!" The parrot sobbed, throwing back a huge cup of booze. He slurped it down, sniffling. "He put parts of his own soul and heart into me! But did he treat me like a son? NO! Did he tell me he was proud of me? Even ONCE?! NO!" Iago shuddered, and tears poured from his eyes. "HE WAS SUCH A BASTARD!"

"Total bastard! Just like those scientists... Were the same worst kind of bastards," Rocket snarled. "Tearin' me apart, puttin' me back together! 'Can you see this?' 'Can you shoot that?' 'Does this hurt?!' HELL YEAH IT HURT!" Rocket sobbed, throwing back his own cup. "ASSHOLES, ALL OF THEM! Who all need to get fragged!"

"I know! But all the guys I wanna frag are dead already!" Iago whined. Rocket snorted.

"We can find plenty of new guys to frag! Ain't you found plenty on adventures?"

"Yeah... But the guys I fly with ain't too keen on fragging," Iago sniffled. "Are yours?"

"Oh, we LOVE fragging guys!" Rocket grinned. "You wanna come along?"

"I gotta admit... I'm very tempted," Iago said with a sage nod, "but they'd be helpless without me..."

Rocket laughed and slapped the parrot on the back. "Haha! Aren't they always?"

"Yeah... By the way, if anyone asks, I still hate you. And your mother. And your tree," Iago said. Rocket laughed, and raised his cup.

"And I still think you hatched out of a Sarlacc Pit!"

"I don't know what that is, but it sounds nasty. I love it!" Iago laughed with his new friend.

Jasmine smiled, and left in silence.


Heavily inspired by the Pocket Princesses webcomic by Amy Mebberson, this thread is for any and all Disney Princess related hijinks you might think up. Basic premise? The Princesses are roommates and have access to the entirety of Disney properties and canon to interact with for hilarious adventures.