I woke up in my bed and went to school to talk with my waifus. There was SaladE, who liked rope for no reason. There was Yurin, a weird knife girl who cut herself really obviously but never seemed to catch on that we noticed, Naturalsuki, who was pink and small and probably had daddy issues, and there was Momika, who was basically their mom. I showed up and I was pretty bored already, the Waifus didn't catch that I was there yet.
"Hello there, Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined!" Salad said to me. I was so glad I made that my name.
"O hai Mark," I said back. Salad was my least favorite because she made me feel guilty about looking up FanFiction about her. Yurin was fine though because her character had sexual undertones.
"HAvE mY bABiES" said the rest of the Waifus. Today was truly a great day.
"Nah, fam, waiting until marriage." I replied to get the thots off my back.
The Waifus screamed while Momika deleted everyone else. A meanie head move in my opinion.
"All me," Mommy Momika said excitedly. I deleted her.
"Hah! Face the power of Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined!" I replied while I searched for a better waifu batch on Crunchyroll.
