Heres the revised Chapter 2.
Chapter 2
I stared at the machinery in front of me. Sasuke had called it a 'car' and it supposedly is a source of transportation. Now I just got to figure out how to drive it. I then got a idea. I closed my eyes and reopened them. Looks like I still have my Sharingan. As Sasuke got into his car, I quickly copied his actions. Driving this thing would be easier now.
After turning the car on and following the steps, I then took off. The car was black with tinted windows. It also had a square device which caught my curiosity. I pressed a random button and Kisame popped up. "What up people, this is your host Kisame here at the Uchiha mansion. Right now our two competitors Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto are about to go at it. Basically whoever can hold their alcohol better becomes champion. Let's get ready to rumble!" The square then showed me and Naruto chugging down sake. The Akatsuki was cheering and eventually Naruto passed out.
"We have a winner! Give it up for Uchiha Itachi."
Then square then went blank. How could this have happened? I never did this and Naruto can't hold his alcohol for shit. I decided to worry about it later because I had arrived at the learning facility. I followed Sasuke into what I think is called a parking lot. I got out and looked around. The so called 'school' was big and extravagant.
"Hey Itachi get your ass over here." I rolled my eyes. I turned toward the voice of Hidan and the rest of the Akatsuki. Everyone looked different without the Akatsuki uniform.
"Itachi sama!" I sighed as I looked at the thing that was hugging me. "What Tobi?" "Tobi wants to know when were going to have that massive sleepover at your house." "Let me go and I'll think about. Thanks oh by the way, thought about it and the answers no." Tobi started to cry. Damn weakling. "Please Itachi sama, Tobi never ask you anything plus Tobi is a good boy." "Itachi, he's right. Come on for us." said whole Akatsuki gave me puppy faces except Kakazu who's face looked like a crazed maniac. "Okay fine." "Yaaaaaay free porn yeah!" yelled Deidara.
What idiots.
What idiots.
"OMG, its Itachi kun!" I froze. It was THEM. The fan girls. "I'd advise you run." said Sasori. I definitely didn't need telling twice. I ran down the hallway searching for what was supposed to be my homeroom. Suddenly Sasuke was running next to me. "Fan girls right?" he asked.
"Yeah."
"Attention to all freshmen and juniors, please report to the auditorium." Instead of running toward homeroom, we took the stairs that led to the auditorium. Bout time we got there the seats were filling up. "Sasuke teme, Itachi over here!" I looked over to see Naruto shouting at us. He really looked like a idiot while he was flailing his arms.
Sasuke sighed. "Loud ass dope." he muttered. "Finally, it took you guys forever to show up. Hey wonder why they called us to the auditoriums out of nowhere." asked Naruto.
"Maybe if you shut up I can get to it." We all looked up to the voice of Tsunade.
"Hey old lady, you better not be wasting our time."
A vein popped out of Tsunade's head. "Shut it you little brat!" Wow she does have anger issues.
"Okay attention students and staff. Due to the constant complaints I receive from teachers I have decided that the freshmen and juniors will be having specials with each other, going on field trips with each other, and working together on special projects."
There was constant complaints and whiny noises coming from the students. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW SICK AND TIRED I AM OF HEREING ABOUT ALL OF YOU FIGHTING? WILL HERES YOUR PUNISHMENT AND DEAL WITH IT!"
"Whoa anger management classes." muttered the Inuzuka boy. As I looked around the room I could see that the leaf shinobi's and Akatsuki's chakra was sealed up. I felt something was wrong with this picture. Never mind, look into it later.
"Here you go." "Hurry up and take it homie or ima bust a cap in you yo." I sweat dropped. It seems that Zetsu still has his split personality, but I think it got worst.
I looked at the paper that showed my specials. On Monday we had art, Tuesday music, Wednesday cooking, Thursday computers, and Friday some surprise special.
I sighed. I could tell this was going to be one hectic experience.
o~O~o
It has been 3 weeks since I've been here. I learned a lot about what's around. I found the devices fascinating. The laptop, iPod, and cell phone proved useful. I'm also in a band which I thought at first was retarded because I would never sing or use a guitar, but I changed my mind. Right now it's Friday and I'm getting for school.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH, HOW THE HELL DID YOU-!"
I blinked. Sasuke must be having some kind of crazy dream. I'm going to make fun of him. I walked down the hall toward his room. For some reason the lights started to flicker on and off. "Hey Sasuke did dad's assistant forget to mail the light bill." No answer. I walked into his room and cringed. It smelled like cupcakes, slut, and some cheap girly perfume. It was also a mess. Clothes were everywhere and feathers from his pillows were scattered, but the most scary thing was hearts on his wall that looked like it was draw on with lip gloss.
My eyes widded. I hurried over to the widow across the hall and looked out of it. In the courtyard there lay about thirty guards with just only boxers on with lip gloss prints all over their body.
No it couldn't be. Not them. Not FANGIRLS!
"Itachi kun, where are you my love?"
Crap I had to get out of this house. I quickly ran downstairs and down through the halls, but when I made to the front door I had to turn around because it was blocked by 3 fan girls.
They squealed. "Itachi kun I love you soooo much!"
"Me too. Marry me; we'll have a good life together baby."
"Yeah and I can have your babies!"
Eww what a hoe. I still was running, but I then saw the basement door. I opened it and blocked it with a thick piece of wood. I then made my way down the basement stairs.
CRASH
I whipped around in search of the intruder, but came face to face with Sasuke.
"Shit Itachi, thought you were them." I observed Sasuke and honestly he looked a mess. His clothes were torn, his body had lip gloss smudges on it, and he was shaking.
"What happened?" I asked. "I was getting ready for school when I heard a scream from the courtyard. I thought it was nothing, but then the lights started to flicker on and off. I thought maybe the assistant didn't mail the bill, but I felt like I was edge so I was going to go to your room to see what's up, until those physco bitches busted in my room and attacked me."
Wow, what a day, and it just started.
"Hello Itachi we have to find a way to get out of here alive."
Hmm, what could we use to get out of here? I looked over at some massive object covered with a sheet. I threw the sheet off and looked at it. I smirked. This was going to be our escape.
o~O~o
"Hey Yuri, where do you think Itachi kun and Sasuke kun are at?"
"Fire!"
KABOOM!
Thank god they are gone. Her and that Yuri girl was a real pain the ass. Right now me and Sasuke were killing fan girls left and right with a army tank. I know; why would a army tank be in a basement? Just don't ask me, but apparently Sasuke seemed to be enjoying it.
"What now wanna be Barbies?"
A little bit too much.
10 minutes later all the fan girls were dead. Thankfully no one will miss them. Sadly there's MUCH more at school. Wait, school?
I sighed. "Sasuke, come on we have to get to school." "Crap I forgot."
We quickly ran upstairs, got dress, and ran back downstairs and jumped into our cars. We sped down streets and arrived at school in 15 minutes which usually takes a hour to get to. We pulled into the parking lot and parked the cars. Then we hopped out of the cars and ran inside. We were running when Sasuke looked at me.
"Whoever wins has to do a prank of the winner's choice. Deal?" I smirked.
"Deal."
We were running down halls and up the first stairwell for about a good 8 minutes when we ran past the art room. You see people dear little Sasuke is indeed clumsy and foolish so when marbles suddenly scattered across the floor, Sasuke obviously was unaware of them and fell flat on his face leaving me in the lead.
I was running toward the cafe when out of nowhere when some old lady popped up.
"Excuse me young man. Do you happen to know where the senior citizens bingo flingo is.?"
Huh?
"Haha Itachi, I'm in the lead!" yelled Sasuke as he past, but of course he had to find something to trip over, which was a branch which is something that shouldn't be in the middle of the hallway school. Weird huh?
She turned to Sasuke. "Excuse young man. Do you know where the senior citizens bingo flingo is at?"
Sasuke glared at the old lady. "Look lady this is a school, so do me a favor and move out of my way."
The old lady had fire coming out of her eyes. "I'll beat some manners into that chicken ass of yours!" She then started to hit Sasuke with her purse that looked like it contained bricks.
I took advantage of the interruption and ran. I was in the lead for a good amount of time when Sasuke caught up and we were neck to neck. We had one more floor to go threw until we got to our class. We had finally reached the floor our class was on when we both increased our speed. We saw it at the end of hallway and sped straight for it. We were side to side and almost there when out of the corner of my eye I saw a COW coming our way. My eyes widded. Me and Sasuke manage to jump over it, but we both somehow landed on a SEA TURTLE! (Did I mention, the fact that these thing shouldn't be in school?) That's when we skidded across the floor and crashed through the classroom door.
Sasuke groaned. "Damn Itachi, your ass is heavy, get off."
"Nice to see that you're in class." I looked up at Kakashi to see him smirking.
This was going to be a long day.
o~O~o
I had made through the day and was now on my last period, which was a surprise. I was told to go out into the field and when I got there I saw a bunch of lab coats. The teacher told us to put them on while she went around back. She came back with a cow. The same that was in my way earlier this morning.
"Today class we're going to...deliver a baby cow!"
The class paled. Oh shit.
"Who wants to be first?" The whole class backed up instead of Naruto, who is incredibly stupid for not backing up too.
"You there with the blonde hair." Naruto looked around and saw that he was the only one there. He gulped.
Kisame snickered." This time I feel bad for him."
I watched as the teacher told Naruto to stick his hand up the cow's ass. "What the hell!" he shouted.
The teacher slapped him on the head. "Do it now before I fail you."
Naruto pouted. He slowly brought his hand to the cow's ass and stuck his hand up it. The class looked disgusted. Some even hurled. The cow then gave a mad moo and kicked Naruto in the face and sent him flying.
After that, the teacher made Kiba to it which made him sign up for therapy.
o~O~o
A figure walked down the dimly lit corridor until he came to a giant door. He knocked on it.
"Come in."
He opened the door and walked to his master's side. "How are the plans going?"
"They are going quite well. The Akatsuki and the leaf nin have been transported here. They know of nothing. Their memory of the ninja world has been erased."
"Good. We will need to figure out how to gain Saiyuri's powers and when we do, we can finally get rid of the Akatsuki and leaf nin. Then I can become Kage of all the hidden villages and while I'm at it, the Cherry Blossom will become mine. Now go locate her Kabuto."
"Yes Orochimaru sama."
o~O~o
I am not afraid to keep on livin
I am not afraid to rock this world alone
Honey, if you stay, you'll be forgiven
Nothin you can say can stop me goin home
"Hello?"
"Hey Itachi, it's me Kisame. We have a gig."
"What is it?"
"The school wants us to play for the 'Back to school' dance in 3 weeks."
"Whatever."
"Laterz."
"Hn."
I hung up and continued my train of thoughts. It was currently night time and I was thinking about what was going on. It seemed that everyone but me forgot about the ninja world, as if someone blocked their mind. Sakura was also there when we were transported, but where was she now?
'Maybe we just got to find her or she'll find us or maybe she knows where we already are.'
'Who are you?'
'I'm your inner self. I reside in your mind.'
'Um, okay. Why are you here?'
'I'm here to help you. I have a feeling that you're more than involved in this situation of switching worlds more than the others.'
'Why would I be?'
'I don't know. Just instinct. Keep it in mind.'
I couldn't help but wonder why I would play a part in this situation. I mean I don't even know Sakura. What the hell is going on?
o~O~o
"Itachi, wakeup."
I opened my eyes to the voice of Sasuke. "What?" I ask. "Mom and dad both have business trips this week. They left us a list downstairs."
I got out of bed and went downstairs to grab the list. It said:
1. Make sure the house stays clean.
2. Get the models for my fashion show that's next week Takashi will handle the rest.
3. Make sure everything for my new restaurant is ready.
4. Stay out of trouble.
P.S. If we have anything else for you to do, we'll call. See you when we get back, love you!
-Mom and Dad
Great, fashion shows sound fun. Yeah right.
"Hey don't we still have to do those stupid pranks?"
"Yeah. Come back when you thought of one."
Sasuke smirked. "Already have one."
I sighed. This wasn't going to be easy.
End of chapter 2
